第1章 你有没有和丑八怪上床

“shaziguai,hewanzheibeiniunai,guaiguaisihoulishaoe!”

“shazi,tingmingbaijiejieshuodelema?yihuibayifutuodiaopashangchuang,buranwomenjiajiubuyaonile!”

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两个小时后。

别墅内。

nvhaijiaoruandekushengxiangchezhengdonglou:“wuwu,gegeweishenmeyaoyizhiyazheningning,haiyaoqinningning!gegehuai,ningninghaotong,duzihaoe...”

草!

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“zheijiushiyeyejiwotiaodeweihunqi!”

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tasesuodidiandiantoujieshidao:“laoyezishengpaninbuyuanyi,caijininxiadeyao,rangrenbasuxiaojiesongguolai,laoyezishuolesuxiaojieminggeguizhong,shijiuyuejiurishengde,ganghaonengjininchongchongxi,haishuomeizhunninqulesuxiaojie,bingjiuhaole...”

好个屁!

lijingchenyaoyaoya,qulezheigeshazi,kongpatadebingzhihuijiazhong——qidounengqibingle!

jiusuanshizhengchangnvrensongguolaitadoubuhuidiantou,genghekuang...zheishigeshazi!

kemeixiangdao,tabeilaoyezixialeyao,haihezheigeshazifashengleguanxi!

taceguotou,kanleyanzhengkudekeliandenvhai。

budebushuo,nvhaizhangdeshizaipiaoliang,chunhongchibai,fuseruxue,mengdongweiqudeyanshenlifanzheshuiwu,kanshangquwumeiyoutianzhen。

rensheikanledouxinshenglianxi。

weidulijingchenbeitakudezhijuedechaonao,taejiaoqingjinzhibeng,yazhenuhuolishenghedao:

“闭嘴!不许哭!”

空气静默了一秒。

nvhaimozheyanlei,dengzhetuikudegengxiongle!

“wa!huaidan!jiushihuaidanyazheningning,ningninghaotong,kukuyebuliningning,xianzaihaixiongningning!ningningbuyaolini!”

厉景沉想杀人!

tapianguotouxilekouqi,sihaomeiyouzhuyidaozhengyingyingkuqidenvhaimouguangxiadeyisijiaoxiayudeyi。

tataishouyihui,duizheyipangdezhuliyaoyaqiechidao:“batajiwosonghuisujia!woyaoqujianlaoyezi!”

“....laoyezishuoleninyaoshibukenhesuxiaojiejiehun,tashibuhuijianninde!”

zhuliyouyudibuleju,meiganzaikanzijiashaoyedelianse,banhongbanpiandibasuningnuansongzou。

lijingchenyinchenzhelian,haoyihuitacaipaqishenzhunbeichuanyifu,yitaitoupiejianchuangshangciyandexianhong,bochunjinminchengyitiaoxian。

...

半个小时后。

苏家。

suanranyibacheguozhengmentouchiroudesuningnuan,xingfendiwendao:“shazi!niyoumeiyouheneigechoubaguaishangchuang!tingshuotashigecanfei,shibushihenheren?!”

suningnuanzhiruowangwen,yizhijiazherouwangzuilisong。

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tanubukee,quejianshazixiaoxixidipailepaishou,“xixi,bendanbenben,wanbuguoningning!”

suanranqifengle,zhengyaobasuningnuanhenhenjiaoxunyidun,quejiansumudengdouletayan,jinjiezhexiaozheshengyinwenroudiwenzhezhengzaichiroudeshazi:“ningning,niyoumeiyouhewulichouchoudegegeshuizaiyiqiya,choubaguaigegeyoumeiyoushuoyaoquningning?”

suningnuanbeidaduanchirou,sihuyouxiebugaoxing,fapiqidashengrangdao:“meiyouchouchougege!zhiyoupiaoliangdehuaidan,tayizhiyazheningning,baningningnongdehaotong!”

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