youlidachequleqinchuanjia,tajiadeshufangyousantaidiannao,feichangshihedajiayiqikaihei,qinchuanheningwenyijingzuozaileweizhishang,kanjianyoulijiukaiqidiaokan。
“yo,peilaoyezijinitiaoxuandetongyangxiqule?”
“bangxifumaiyifuqule。”
“qunide,gun!”youliyirenshangleyijiao,shuliandizuoxia,dakaidiannao,dengluzijidezhanghao,henkuaikaishituanzhanqilai。
“bushi,nixingbuxinga,nengbunengwan,ningwen,nikaidaa,nidabeinichile!”qinchuanmadao。
“aiyabuwanle!”ningwenwangzhuanyishangyitang,“jintianmeiganjue。”
“lanjiulan,zhaoshenmejiekou。”youliqingchiyisheng。
“jiangmengyingtamenzaiktv,rangwomenqu。”ningwenkanlekandiannaoshangguadeqq,shuodao。
“haiyoushei?”qinchuanwen。
“nizhijiewenyoumeiyouzhousuranjiuxinglebei。”ningwendiaokandao。
“qunide,shaoxiashuo。”qinchuanzhalezhayanjing,youdianbuziran。
youlizaiyipangdengshangqq,shashijianwushugexiaoxichuanlai,kesousheng,dingling**,xianglehaoyihuier。
“bushi,niduojiumeishangqle?”qinchuanwen。
“yiwanshang。”youlihui。
“cao,zheixierenzenmehuishidou,yizhongsanjianke,zenmejiuguangkanshangyoulileni?”qinchuanyangtianzhangxiao。
“wokeyixianshangyiji。”ningwenbaoquan。
“shuo。”qinchuanmuguangjiongjiongdekanzheta。
“woliangdanfei,womensangetiantianbangzaiyikuai,dajiajiuzhinengkanneigezuishuakude,dengwomenliangdanfeile……”
“tamengengbuzhidaozanliangsheile。”qinchuanshangleningwenyigebaoli,“xianzaiwomenlianggenzheta,hainenghuode“youlishenbianneiliangnande”dechenghao,womenliangdanfeile,sheirenshiwomenliangsheia?”
youlibeidouxiaole,“henyouzizhizhiming。”
“heihei,neinengbunengshangciwojigemeinvdeqq?”qinchuanchanmeidao。
“suibianna,woyebuzhidaosheishimeinv。”youlijiqinchuanrangzuo。
ningwenbaiwuliaolai,huranxiangqishenmeyiyang,duizheyouliwen:“ai,nineigetongyangxizhangdezenmeyang?”
“nidetongyangxi。”youliyouchuaitayijiao。
“aiya,xingxingxing,wodetongyangxizhangdezenmeyang?”
“meizixikan。”youlida。
“neijiushibuhaokan。”ningwenzongjie,“youyeyebuhuibatazhuandaowomenbanba?”
“nicaiduile。”youlitaochushouji,zaishoujishangdazheshenmezi。
“tianna,youyeyeduitayetaihaole,tabuhuishiniyeyeyiliuzaiwaibiandesunnvba?”
“woyezheimexiangguo,xianzaikan,bushi。”youlijiangbianjihaodeduanxinfasonghao,zhanqishen。
“去哪?”
“tongxiyuerangwomenquktv。”youlishuo。
“e~~~~!”qinchuanqihong,“gangcaijiangmengyingrangniqunijiubuqu,tongxiyuerangniqujiuqule?daodishiqingmeizhumaa。”
“ninaozilichulezheixiebunengzhuangdianbiede?”youlibulita,xianzoule。
“dengdengwoa,qingmei。”qinchuanfanjiandihandao。
“haiyouwo,zhuma!”ningwenbuganshiruo。
daolektv,tongxiyuechulaijiedeyouli,kanjianqinchuanheningwen,tatiantiandedalegezhaohu。
“jintianshijiangmengyingdeshengrini。”tongxiyuebiaoshi。
“womenkemeizhunbeiliwu。”youlidejiaobutingzhu。
“meiguanxi,tashuozhiyaonimenlai,tajiuhenkaixinle。”tongxiyuexiao。
“shizhiyaoyoulilaiba。”ningwenxiaoshengfufei,taheqinchuanzouzaihoubian,ganghaokeyibagua,tapenglepengqinchuan,“bushi,tongxiyuedaodixibuxihuanyoulia?yaoshixihuan,zenmehaibangjiangmengyinglaxianni?”
qinchuanchixiaoyisheng,“nibudong,nvshengjiushizheiyang,yujuhaiying,burangrenjiakantouzhenshidexiangfa,chulewo,meirendongnvrenxin。”
ningwen:“……nishibushifengle。”
jinlebaoxiang,tongxiyuepaipaishou:“dajiakan,sheilaile?”
“哇呜!”
“zheibushidingdingyoumingdeyizhongsanjiankema?”yourenqihong。
qinchuanshuaileshuaitoufa,“didiao,didiao。”
youligenbenbudalidajia,zhaolegejiaoluodeshafajiuzuoxiale。
jiangmengyingjintianchuanzheyijianhudiejieleisichenshan,xiamianchuanleyijianhanxideduanqun。tayaozhezuichunnazheyibeiyinliaozoudaoyoulideshenbian,“xiexienilaicanjiawodeshengrihui,re,qingniheyinliao。”
youlilansandetaiqiyanpi,“buhaoyisi,woyoujiepi,buhezheizhongdaojinbeizilidedongxi。”
“nijitayipingmeikaifengde。”qinchuanzaipangbiantixing。
“ee,hao。”jiangmengyingyoudianganga,danhaishizhuanshenqunaleyipingkele。
“这个可以吗?”
“wobuhetansuanyinliao。”youliyoudianbunaifan,“biemafanle,wobuke。”
jiangmengyingzhijuedemanliantonghong,henbudezhaoyigedifengzuanjinqu。
“meishi,tahekuangquanshuijiuxing。”jiuzaizheigeshihou,tongxiyueshishichuxian,qingqingpaileyixiajiangmengyingdejianbang,yishianwei。
youlijieguotongxiyuedekuangquanshui,danshouningkai,minleyikou。
jiangmengyingganjideduizhetongxiyuediandiantou,niuguotouzoukaile。tahaishibugouyonggan,zhiyaobeiyoulilengdanduidai,jiuhuijuedediulian,haozaitongxiyuemeicidouhuianweita,jitaguli。
tawangxiangtongxiyue,ciketazhengzuozaiyoulishenbian,hetatanxiao。
haodafanga,jiangmengyingxiang,tahaidexiuliancaixing。
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chunxiangzuzuguangleyigexiaoshi,daoshishenmedoumeimai,kandaoshijianle,tajiuqumenkoudengzhezhangshuguolaijieta。
tingjianlabasheng,taganjinpaoguoqu。
“aiyo,nizheihuanleshenyifu,wodoubuganrenle!”zhangleidiaokandao。
“nayou,haha,shibushishishangleyidian?”chunxiangbeikuahaishiyoudiankaixinde。
“shishangfeichanga,nixianzaijianzhishimodengnvlang!”zhangleikuazhangdao。
chunxiangyiranshanglefujiashi,tazongganjueruguozuozaihouzuo,jiuxiangshizhangshudeguzhuyiyang,tamingxianbushi。
denghuilebieshu,huayiyoubatahaoyidunkua,jichunxiangdoukuadebuhaoyisile,xilexishou,chunxiangbangmanghuayiyiqizhaicai,tadongzuomali,yikanzaijialijiujingchangganhuo,huayizhidaotashijuedebuhaoyisi,buxiangzaizheigejiataixiangshou,suoyiyejiusuizhechunxiangqu。
youyeyexiawuchumenle,shuoshiyouyigezhanyoudejuhui,wanshangfanjiuzhiyouhuayihechunxiangchi,suoyihuayiyemeizuohenduo,jiuzuoleliangwanzhajiangmian,lianggerenxiliuxiliudouchidebaobaode。
chunxianghuangrancaixiangqilai,zijihaimeijicunzhangshushudadianhua,zhihaoguanhuayijiewannengchong,meixiangdaohuayimeiyou,tayoubeibuxialaicunzhangshushudedianhua,yishijianfanlenan。
“denglaoyezihuilai,nigenlaoyezishuo,tayoucunzhangdedianhua。”huayijichunxiangchuzhuyi。
只能这么办了。