jinriguomendeliangweizhu，doubushihaorede，shengpaduifangqianglexian，xianhewangyeyoulejiaoji。
liangweizhuziyuanbenhaihaohaodedaizaizijideyuanzhong，qidaizhewangyededaolai，keshiguolesangengtian，waimianyijingyipianqiheile，wangyehaishimeiyouchuxian。
xianshiliucefeichenbuzhuqi，buzhidaotingsheishuodewangyequlezhoucefeideyuanzi，dangxiajiubuganle，yigemeiluodehoufuyatou，bujiushizhangzhehewangyeqingmeizhuma，jiuganhezijipingqipingzuo。
xianzaijuranhaiganqiangxianbazhanlewangye，yushishengshihaodangdedaizheyiqunyahuanpozi，qulezhoucefeideyuanzi。
zhoucefeisuiranpingshirourouruoruode，danshizhangqizaihoufuzheiyangdeshenzhaidayuanzhongjinyin，duiyuzheizhongshishiqingchuliqilaiyeshidexinyingshoude。
zijibuchumian，paileyigeyousanrencudemamashouzaidamenkou，lengshibaliucefeiyizhongrenjilanzailewaimian。
zhoucefeimeijiandaowangyedeyingzi，xinlizhengweiquzheni，xinzaihaiyaobeiliucefeizheibanwuru，ziranshiyanbuxiazheikouqi。
“chenggege，bulaibianba，haizongrongzheigenvzizheiyangzheruwo！”
zhouyuhanjiaodidideshengyinchuanguolai，dixiadejigenupugengshilaiqile，maozulejingdeheliujiagangshangle。
dabanyede，yuanbenanjingxialaidewangfu，zheixiazirenaoleqilai。
“去前殿！”
fashenglezheimeduodeshiqing，tayeyaochenzhejinri，haohaodeqiaodaqiaodahouyuan，yizhengangji。
wushuangpaoleyilu，huidaozijiyuanzhongdedeshihou，cuishajiaozhuodezhanzaihuangwuyuanmenkousichuzhangwang，wushuangqingqingdezaitahoumianpaileyixia。
“妈呀！”
hedexiaoguniangdangxiajiuzuoledishang。
“是我了！”
kandaoshizijiaxiaojie，cuishazheicaimozhexiongkou，congdishangzuoleqilai。
“zenmele，hechengzheiyang！”
cuishabumandeduzhezuibacoudaolewushuangdegenqian，guoranwendaoleyigujiuwei，jiuzhidaoxiaojieyouchenzheyesechuquluanwanle。
“xiaojie，nidexiaoxinyidian！”
cuishaxuxutaotaodeshengyinbuduandechuanlai，yeweizheigezhiyouliangrendelengqingyuanzi，zengtianleyidianshengji，yushiwushuangyebulicai，suoxingjiuyouzhetaqule，ziguzidedaoleyibeichajiziji。
zhuzideyuanzisuiranwurenwenjin，danshixiangyaodatanyixiewaimiandebaguazhishihaishihenrongyide，genghekuang，liangweicefei，banyezhengqiangwangyedeshiqing，dongjingnaodezheiyangda，xiangbuzhidaodoukunnan。
dangchuxiaojiechenghundeshihou，zhengfenggongzhongniangniangjiabeng，xishibianchenglesangshi，xiaojiebenjiushizainiangniangdebipoxia，wangyebudeyiqujinfude。
niangniangmeile，xiaojiechuanzhejiayi，gaitoudoumeixiankai，jiubeisongjinlefuzhongzuipianpideyuanzizhong，meiyouyishi，xianranshichenglexiatangfudedaiyu。
haohaodexiaojie，jiuzheiyangchengchenglequanjingchengdexiaobing。
xianzaiwangyeyoudazhangqigudetaileliangweicewangfeijinlai，kanqilailiangweihaibutaiduifu，mianbudedaoshihouyaobaxiaojiejiqianchejinlai。
tangtangqianjindaxiaojie，zijiziligengshengjiuyijinghenkelianle，yaoshizaichejinjiazhaidouzhengzhong，meiyouwangyedebihu，pashangpashidaoshihoudashangxingmingdoubugou。
“xiaojie，yiqianhouzhaizhongwuren，zanmenhaihaoguodian，xianzaiyoulecefei，nei。。。。。。”
“fangxinba，gaizenmeguohaizenmeguo！”
wushuangwusuoweidecongyipangdeshushang，zhaixialaiyigeguozi，suiyidezaishenshangcaleca，jiusaijinlezuili。
tabenshiershiyishijiedemeishibozhu，lizhiyaochibiantianxiameishi，jieguowanshangshuijuedeshihou，shoujimeinawen，zazailenaodaishang，ranhoujiuchuanyuedaolezheili。
lailezheilijiuyijingzaizheigeyuanzizhong，zuolexiatangfu，genjuyuanzhudejiyi，chenghundangye，niangnianghonghou，xinlangdoumeijiandao，jiuzhijiebeisongdaolezheigeyuanzizhong，zhiliuxialetadepeijiayatoucuisha。
xianzaitashijingzhongyoumingdebushouchongdewangfei，sheihuimeishigan，laizijizheilizhaocunzaigan，genghekuangtameicichuqu，doujiqixiaoxin，genbenbuhuiyourenfaxian。
“给你看个宝贝！”
wushuangyilianshenmideconghuailitaochulaileyigeyupei，zhaohuzhecuishaguolaikan。
“chengsejihao，shuitouyehenzu，yinggaishigeyuzhongjipin！”
cuishabazijidekandaoyiyishuolechulai。
“咦。。。。。。”
“zheidongxicongheerlai？”
shuowancaichajuedaolebuduijing，tamenbeiguanjinzheizuoyuanzizhong，shengsidouyouziji，xiaojiedejiazhuangdoubeifengleqilai，genbenjiubuhuiyouzheiyangzhiqiandewujian。
“ganggangmaishuhuanlaide！”
“guojitianwojiutuoguanxi，nadaowaimiandanglequ，haochongchongzanmendexiaojinku！”
shuodaozijidejinku，wushuangdunshimeifeisewude，lailezheiliyihou，takaozhemaizijidebashiyishi，yijingzhuanleyibibushaodeqian。
dengyizangouleqian，tajiudaizhecuishalikaizheili，fanzhengzaizheigewangfuzhong，yeshirangtamenzishengzimie，buruzijizhaochulu，zaorituolilaolong。
“牛逼啊！”
cuishagenzhewushuang，yexuelexiexinxiandecihui，xingxingyandekanzhewushuang，jinshichongbaizhise。
yinianqian，xiaojieyinweijihanjiaopodabingyichangzhihou，xinglaizhenggerenjiudabuyiyang，buguangshuohuaguiyi，xinggeyebusicongqian。
daoguleyixiexiaohuace，suibianyibenjiunengmaichugaojia，waimianbushaorenhaituoleguanxidelaiqiu，jintianyounonglaileyikuaizheiyanghaodeyu。
weiyideyihanjiushi，xiaojiecongbukenrangtakantamaidehuace。
“xiaojie，niyejiaojiaowohuahua，zheiyangzanmenduomaidianhuace，yehaozaorichuqu！”
chengrilijianxiaojiezongshifuzaiantouxiexiehuahuade，taqueshenmedouzuobule，xinzhongyouxiekuijiu。
“啊？”
cuishadeyaoqiu，dalegewushuangcushoubuji，yikanxiaoguniangjiushigeshengguadanzi，daiyansedeshu，zenmenengrangtazhidao。
于是结结巴巴的说。
“neige，neigebuxuyaole，yinweixianzaifuzhongyijingrenshouyibenle！”
wushuangxinlihuangdeyipi，danshimianshanghaiyaojiazhuangdanding，suibianhuzhouleyigeliyou。
“jinriwangyexianqulejuseyuan，mingrikebiewanglebazanmendeduqiandoushouhuilai！”
shuoba，jiushenleyigelanyao，huidaolezijidefangjian，qinganleyixiadaizaiergushangdeyimeierding，jinrulesuishengdekongjianzhizhong。
zheigekongjianshitachuanyueerlai，dailaidezuidadejingxi。