第4章 爸爸耐心有限

zhenggeweiboanjinglejimiao,suijichedibaofa。

【hahaha?womeiyouyanxiaba?suqianjuranshuozijishijinzhubaba?】

【zheishixianghongxiangfenglema?】

yizhongwangyoudechaoxiaoshengzhong,sheiyemeiyouzhuyidaosuqiandeweiborenzhengyijingqiaoqiaodibianchenglehuanaijituandongshizhang。

neijuwozijijiushijinzhubaba,bujinchengbaoleweibodejinrixiaodian,jiulianwenruyanzheigegouzeidourenbuzhuchulaitongcaiyijiao。

【wushirenfei,manmuhuangtang。】

jiandandebagezi,quebatadeweiquheyinrenbiaodadelinlijinzhi,haoxiangzhiqiansuqianshuodeneixiehua,quandoushiduitadewumiehefeibang,chenzhezheigejihuiweizijiqiangxingxibaileyibo。

guoranyoufensizaixiamianyihubaiying【xintengwendada,beizheimeyigeshenjingbingchanshang,jianzhijiushirenjiancanju。】

jieguomeiguojimiao,huanaijituanguanfanghaojiuzhuanfalesuqiandezheitiaoweiborenzheng:“huanyingdongshizhanghuijia,quantigongzuorenyuanhuanyingnin!”

zhengzhunbeimaishuijunheshadiaowangyoupinsiyizhandexingen:“????”

huanaijituanneibianfanyingzheimekuai,suqianbiaoshishifenmanyi。

wengoudefensiquebuganle,yigegefengkuangshuaping。

【bu、ke、neng!suqianyaoshihuanaijituandedongshizhang,wodaolichishi!】

【huanaijituanxianrendongshizhangshisuyuan,subichipengcipengdezheimemeishuizhun,zhendebudasuanqukanxiajingshenke?】

【jiushi,subichiyaoshizhendehehuanaijituanyouguanxi,zenmekenengzaiyulequanlizheimeduonianmomowuming?haifengkuangdaotiewomengege!】

jieguosanmiaozhongzhihou,suqianshiwodezheigeweiboxiaohaojiufangchulaiyizhangzhaopian,zhengshitagangcaizaichunfengdulidechangjing。

zhaopianliyousangeren,suqianhesuyuan,liangrenduimianhaizhanzheyigenanren,kuanjianzhaiyao,yixizhuangkuxiabizhidedatuijianzhigourenfanzui,zhibuguozhaopianshangkanbuqingnanrendelian。

wangyoudezhuyiliquandoufangzaisuqianhesuyuandeshenshang。

【**,suqianhesuyuantongkuangle?】

【nandaotazhendehehuanaijituanyouguan?kezheiyebunenggouzhengmingsubichijiushihuanaijituandedongshizhangba?shuochuqusheixina?】

chiguaqunzhongchaoderehuochaotian,weibobaoliaogengtianshichui。

huanaijituanguanfangyoubujinbumandefangchulegongsizhucexinxi,congshangmiandeziliaolaikan,suqianshouwohuanaijituanbaifenzhibashidegufen,shidangzhiwukuidedalao。

zheixiazigangcaijiaodexiongdewangyoumenbuyoudejitishisheng,youcourenaobuxianshidadelurenkaishiqihong。

“**,suqianshizhenbabaa?neitazhiqianganmasipilailiandechanzhewenruyan?”

wenruyanjiusuanzaihong,yebuguoshiyigeliuliangmingxingeryi,nalinenggougenjiadayedazuoyongqianyizichandehuanaijituanxiangbi?

suqianzhiqiandesuozuosuowei,jianzhilingrenfeiyisuosi。

dajiataolundejinjinledao,yuanbenmeizhiwangnenggoudedaodangshirendehuiying,suqianquerenzhendedianminglezheitiaoweibo,yanjianyigaidehuilesigezi:“yinweiyanxia。”

【pu!subabahaoshizai!】

【xixixi……pituizaixian,qiannvyouhualizhuanshen,wenruyankongpazaojiukuyunzailediannaoqian!zhenxiangzhidaotaxianzaishishenmeganjue?】

suqiancaibuguanwenruyanshishenmeganjue,dingzhetaneijuwushirenfei,manmuhuangtangbagezi,xintoudehuocengcengcengdewangshangcuan:“babanaixinyouxian,quannihaoziweizhi。”

tayoubushininiede,wenruyanxiangcaizhetaxibaidezuofayetaiexinrenle。

jieguomeiguojimiao,wenruyanneitiaoweibojiumomingqimiaobujianle。

suqianyemeizaiyi,jixingenfaletiaoxiaoxi,zuoshangchelikailezheili。

bangexiaoshizhihou,liangrenzaibieshumenkouhuihe。

xingenkanzhezhandijiguangzhuangxiudemeilunmeihuandesujiabieshuzhanghonglelian,haobantiancaibengchuyigezi:“kao!”

“woxianzaixiangxinle,nizhendeshibaba!”

duibitadexingfen,suqianjiudandingduole,tizhexinglixiangshangleerlou。

“yihouwojiuzhuzheile,gongyuneibiandefangzituileba。”

“hao,subabashuolesuan!”

xingenxiaodeyanjingwanwan,suqianjintianjianzhishishuaizhale,buzhidaopapapadaleduoshaorendelian。

zuotajingjirenzheimejiu,xingenhaishitouyicijuedezheimeshuang!

“buguo……”xingenkanzheta,yanliyoudianxiaoxinyiyi:“susu,yilufanhuadejiemunihaiquma?wotingshuo,jiemuzuyouyaoqinglewenruyanhexieweizheiduigounannv。”

“为什么不去?”

suqiantaiqitoukanletayiyan,shuangshoujiaodiezhizhexiaba,mingxianshizhunbeigaoshiqing。

“nikanwozhangdexianghaoqifude?”

xingenlele,wenruyanzheicikeshitidaoletieban,tasuozaideyulegongsizhengshihuanaitouzidechanyezhiyi。

suqianyaoshenyibian,zhijiechengletakewangbukejidejinzhubaba。

这反转……

tazhixiangshuoyigezi,neijiushishuang!

banjiabushigeqingsongdehuo,suqiandaohoulaileidegebodoutaibuqilai,nalejianyujinjiuqulexishoujian。

mojingyuanjinlaideshihou,yushilideshuishengzhenghaotingzhi。

suqianhengzhegechulai,xiayimiaojianjiaoshengxiangchetiandi。

“啊---!”

tawujinleshenshangdeyujin,shenshouzhizhemojingyuan,liansetieqing:“biantai!nizenmehuizaizheili?sheirangnijinlaide!”

mojingyuantingdaobiantailianggezi,huanglehuangshoulideyaochi,pingjingdeyuqihenbuderangsuqianzhuahuatadeneizhanglian。

“你爸给的。”

“你胡说!”

suqianyilianjiebeidedengzheta:“wobafenglecaihuibajialideyaochijini!”

mojingyuanneishuangmouzisixiaofeixiao,mantiaosilidebayaochizhuanghuikudouli:“zhunquelaishuo,nibashibanimaijiwole。”

suqianzuijiaoyichou,zhuozishangdeshoujizhendongleyixia,tanaqilaiyikan,shilaotoufalaidexiaoxi。

“guainver,zanjiagongsichuledianwenti,xuyaozijinzhicheng,woyijingtiqianshoulemojingyuandepinli,nijiuhaohaohetaxiangchuba。haiyou,bieshuyemaijitale。”

苏浅一脸的????

huanaiyunyingyixianglianghao,xianzaishuozijinchulewenti,dasitadoubuhuixiangxin!

suqianganjinbadianhuabohuiqu,suyuanzaojiuyijingguanji。

talianseyihei,mojingyuantaijiaozouleshanglai。

“你想干嘛?”

suqianjingtidehoutuiliangbu,caiganggangxiwanzaodeta,toufashiluludechuizailiangce,baixidexiaolianbeiranhong,meiyanhanxiudainu,xiangjileyiduoshengkaidefenqiangwei。

tashenxilekouqi:“nijilewobaduoshaoqian,wohaijini。”

mojingyuanhaoxiao,lanyangyangdekanletayiyan:“niquedingnihaideqi?”

suqianxiangdaoneigekeyideweiboxiaohao,mianwubiaoqingdezhuanshenjiuzou:“neixing,bieshujinile,wozou。”

haimeidengtazouyuan,nanrenyijingzaicitixing:“xiaoyatou,nijuedenichuanzhezheiyishennengzouduoyuan?”

suqianditou,baisedeyujinmianqiangbaoguozhuxiongqiande**hebizhidedatui,tayaoshijiuzheimezouchubieshu,gujijinwanlianzenmesidedoubuzhidao。

mojingyuandiaokangoule,caibanmiqiyan:“xingle,duiniyigexiaoyatou,wohaimeineimeqinshou。”

tashuozhezhuanshenjiuzou,cashenerguodeshunjian,suqianwendaotashenshangneigujiweidanyadeqinglielengxiang。

zheiweidao……sihusicengxiangshi。