zhuhouzhaozheicilaiyibianshipeichangchuaimendesunshi，yibianshilaiqingjiao……apei，tantaoxibeiwentide。
qishichenceyexiwangzhuhouzhaozaodianlai，zhishimeixiangdaohuizheimekuai。
yaobushitayoushiqiuzhuhouzhao，yebuhuidayinghuidazhuhouzhaoshenmewenti，shizaimeiyouneimewuliao。
zhuhouzhaowaitouxiangleyixia，wenchencedao：“nishuoburangwangyuechubing，danxibeishizhonghaishiyaochubingde，dangruhe？”
chenceyibianchizhefancai，yibiansuiyikaikoudao：“burangwangyueqinzichubingshangzhanchang，qitarendaibingchuzheng，yiyangkeyiezhidadaren。”
**！
这么简单的吗？
zhuhouzhaohaiyiweizheilimianyoushenmefuzade，sheizhidaojiuzhei？
woweihemeizaiyangxindianshuozheifanhua？
takanshangquhao**a，zenmejiunengrucidanrandexiangshizaishuoyijianweibuzudaodexiaoshi？
“nigaibuhuijiuwenzheigeba？”
chencetaitoukanleyiyanzhuhouzhao。
zhuhouzhaoyingzhetoupidao：“dangranbushi！”
“budui！wokebushiwenniwentide，woshikaoniwentide。”
“bucuo，mianqiangsuanshitongguole，jiexialaiwokeyizhengshikaishikaonile。”
“dantuyouhe，hezhongyoushu，dangzhulaiwangchuanzhi，meimeiduochushigu，dangruhejiejue？”
zheishitalaoshijinguihezhuhouzhaoshuodeyizequshi，busuanshishenmexuewen，suoyizhuhouzhaojidehenqingchu。
chencedao：“jiangshulanyaojijuduan，congshuzhongtaokong，jiayishirishumujiuhuikuwei。xiangyaokuaidianjiujiarushengshihui，keyijiasushumudesiwang。”
这么快就答出来了？
bushiba，wodangshikedoumeixiangdaobanfaa！
zhuhouzhaobufuqidedao：“suzhouyoujushiyaochengzhongliang，keyagenmeizheimezhongdecheng，nirenweigaizenmechengliang？”
陈策：“……”
“曹冲秤象。”
zhuhouzhaozhenjingdedengdayanjing，tashizenmehuizheimekuaiyoubujiasisuodezhangkoujiulai？
他真的好**啊！
zuiguanjiandeshi，tajiwodeganjuewanquanbuxiangzhuangde，zhenjiushineizhong……xuewentaiduole，suikoujiunengduidaruliudeganjue！
“lingnanyouhenduoshubeikanfaxialaifanmai，yourenwenshangrennatoushishushao，natoushishugen，ruhebianbie？”
chenceshizaibuxiangzaihuidazheixiewuliaodewenti。
suiranzhuhouzhaolecibupi，ketazhenmeibuxianghuazheixiangongfupeizhezhuhouzhaozuozhilitia。
liujinhahayixiao，dao：“ye，tadabushanglaide，zheidaotikeshitainanle，laonuxiangleqitianqiyelengshimeixiangchulaidaan！”
“conghuiruyeyeshixiangleyitianyiyeni。”
zhuhouzhaojiaoaodetaiqitou，laobinggui，xianzaizhidaonihewodechajuleba？
chenceyouyoutankouqi，dao：“bashujifangzaishuili，qingxiezaishuizhongdeshishugen？”
zheiyixiazi，liujinxiaobuchulaile，zhuhouzhaofangfobeishenmeyeleyixia，gankeleliangsheng，youyuandekanzheliujin。
liujinganjindao：“woshuocuole，womenjiayedangshituokoukejiushuochulaide，tahenkuaide！”
liujin，jiudangbengongqiunile，nibizuiba，nizhengdebengongxianggexiaochoua！
chencejiangshengxiameichiwandebantiaoyujishouhao，ranhouquchufangshualewan。
zhuhouzhaoyanzhengzhengdekanzhe，youyiciyanleyankoushui，zheihongshaoliyuyidinghenhaochiba？
哎！
chenceshoushiwanyiqiehou，kanzhezhuhouzhaodao：“nihaiyouwentiyaowen……yaokaowoma？”
zhuhouzhaoyaoyaotou，dao：“zheicimeiyoule。”
chencexianglexiang，duizhuhouzhaodao：“nizhendeshijinyiweidedaguanma？”
嗯？此话何意？
mofeibengongbaoloule？buzhiyuba？
“dangran！”zhuhouzhaopailepaixiongtang。
jianchencejingranxiangxindediandiantou，zhuhouzhaoxinlilekaihuale，buhaoyisi，suirannihencongming，danzaizheijianshishang，bengongyingle！
nizheihaishibeibengongshuadetuantuanzhuan，hehe！
chencedao：“nimenjinyiweideermujushuohenduoa，nalibianbudoushi，jushuoshifenlihai，renheyigerendouzainimendejianshizhizhong。”
zhuhouzhaodandandedao：“neishiziran，burannengjiaojinyiwei？”
chenceyilianpeifudao：“zhugongzinianjiqingqingbianzuodaorucigaowei，zaixiazhendehenpeifu。”
“jinyiweizhendenengchadaoyiqiema？”
“nizhidaowojiaoshenmemingzime？”
朱厚照：“……”
这个，还真不知道。
chencefangcaipeifudeshensequanbuxiaoshi，kanzhechencezheimoyang，zhuhouzhaojile。
nizheishenmeyisi？kanbuqiwo？
“wozhishimeichaeryi，mingtianwojiunengchachulai。”
“nibuxin？haohaohao，nidengzhe，mingtianwojueduinengchachulai！”
chencedao：“chawohenjiandan，zuolinyoujusuibianwenwen，doubuxuyaomingtian，yihuierbujiuwenchulailema？”
“zheibunengzhengmingnimenjinyiweiermutongda。”
zhuhouzhaowozhequan，hongzhelian，dao：“shuo！nijiwoshuogeren！mingtianwodingnengjinichachulaizaina，zuoshenme，jiazhongrenyuan！”
chenceoleyisheng，yaotoudao：“suanle。woyaoshuijuele。”
zhuhouzhaozhuazhechencedeyixiu，dao：“buxing！nijintianbixujiwoshuogeren！”
“我要查给你看！”
chencebaibaishou，dao：“zhendebubile，woxiangxinnihenlihailehaoba。”
好个屁！
nifenmingzaizhiyiwodenengli！nikanbuqiwo！
“buxing！nibixuyaoshuo！”
chencedao：“neihaoba，ningcheng。”
“jiuzaijingshide，zheigemingzi，keyime？”
zhuhouzhaodao：“nijiwodengzhe！”
“haohaodengzhe！woyaojiaonixinfukoufu，woyaojiaonizhidaowojiujingduomelihai！”
zhuhouzhaoshuowan，beizheshoubiandabulikaichencedeyuanluo。
chencewangzhetadebeiying，xiaolexiao，bianqulezuoceshufang。
ningchengshitadeyuefu，tazhaolezheimejiuyemeizhaodaoren，buzhizheigehuangtaizishifouzhendenengjizijizhaodao。
xiwangnengzhaodaoba，fumujizijidingxiazheimeyimenhunshi，jileduifangkejuqianneimeduocaichanbangzhu。
zijixianzaiyemeibiyaodazhonglianchongpangzi，riziqueshihenjieju，toukaoduifangyenenglaxialian。
taxianzaidejinglizhendehenyouxian，shenzibuhao，zhuanqianzhendehuihenlei。
吃软饭挺好的。
zhuhouzhaozouchuxiaoyuan，beizheshoukuabuzaidenghuomingliangdezhengyangjieshang，fanshoujiushiyibazhang。
啪！
liujinwuzhelian，daidaidekanzhezhuhouzhao，dao：“ye，laonu，laonuzenmela？”
zhuhouzhaofennudedao：“sheirangnishuotadecailajide？”
“啊？”
zhuhouzhaoyifentianyingdedao：“neiyumingminghenhaochi！nizheimeyishuobengonghaiyouliancengyikouchima？”
liujinmangbudieguidikuqidao：“laonucuole，laonuduozui，laonuzheijiuzhangzui。”
zhuhouzhaokantajiamojiayangdeyangzi，bailetayiyan，dao：“gunqilaiba！”
“qurangjinyiweizhaoren，zhaobudaoren，bengongdaduannidetui！”