第3章
dedaolezongzhudeshouken，youguangminglingzhechenchuansanrenjiuzhijiezoujinlezongzhudadian。
gangyijinqu，huorankailang。
dadianzhengzhongdegaotaizhishang，duanduanzhengzhengdizuozheyigeyouxieweipangzhongniannanren。
tadepifulvehei，shengaoyebusuantaigao。
要说长相的话。
zaichenchuankanlai，shensiqianshidemougezhimingdexiaoheipangzixiangshengyishujia。
yaobushitajiuzuozaineigaotaishangmian，wulunruhechenchuanyebunengjiangtayuxianmenzongzhudeshenfenlianxiqilai。
“xiaoyoua，nishuodejingxizainani？”
chenshengmeitouweizhou，lveyoubumandikanleyouguangmingyiyan。
tatangtangyizongzhizhu，shijianhenshijingui，yaoshiyouguangmingmeiyounazhulingtazugoumanyidejingxi，shuobudingdehaohaojixiaoyoushangyikele。
haiyou，neisangerenshishenmeshenfen？dabaoxiaobaodejiugenneifanjianxiangyecunfuyiban，yepeijinruzheizongzhudadian？
youguangmingyankanzhezongzhumiansebushan，meiyoukaikoujieshi，zhishibujinbumanditaochulecelingshi。
zheifenjingxiyouduodataketaiqingchule，nixianzaijiwobailianse，denghuijiurangnixiabadouhebulong。
“陈兄，请。”
chenjianguoyebukeqi，zhijiezoushangqianqu，bashoufangdaocelingshishangmian。
“嗡！”
“...”
yipianyixiangzhihou，zhenggezongzhudadianxianruleyipianjijing，luozhenkewen。
“**！！！”
yishengjudadejingjiaoxiangchezhenggedadian。
陈川抬眼望去。
neizongzhudarendebiaoqingkeweishishifenjingcai，yanjingdengdebiniuyanhaida，xiabazhangdefangfonengsaijinqulianggedengpao。
neizhibuzhuzhandoudeshuangshou，zaoyibaolulezongzhuneixinzhizhongdejinghai。
“**！**！！**！！！”
chenshengzaiyegubudezongzhushenfen，zhijieyigebaimichongfengchongdaolechenjianguoshenqian，panghuhudeshentizhijiezhuangdaochenjianguoshenshang，yibabaozhu。
“额...”
chenjianguoshizhezhengtuo，keyitaxianzaidefanrenshenti，bandianxiuweidoumeiyou，zenmekenengbaituozongzhudehuaibao。
tawunaidikanxiangyouguangming。
“keke，zongzhu，zhuyiyidianshenfen。”
chenshengzheicaiyiyibushedifangkailechenjianguo，dankanxiangtadeyanshenzhizhongchongmanleqiguaideyunwei。
“zheiweixiongtairuhechenghu？”
“陈建国。”
chenshengdianlediantou，suiranzheimingziyouxieqiguai，buguozheidoubuzhongyao！
这他妈是什么？！
天仙种子！
tagubudezijidezongzhushenfen，dangchanglazhechenjianguodeshuangshou，manliandoushichongbai。
“chenxiong！woyexingchen！shinishisanduonianyifuyimudeqinxiongdia！”
“e...zhei...”
“zeriburuzhuangri，jintianwomenjiujiebairuhe？！”
“zouzouzou！yuwoyitongqianwangzushitang！”
chenshengziguzishuozhe，yebudengchenjianguobiaotai，lazhetajiuyaowangwaizou。
“neige，zongzhudaren。”
chenchuanrenbuzhuchushengdaduanchenshengdedongzuo。
made，wokebuxiangmomingqimiaoduogegandiechulai。
chenshengtingjiandongjing，kanxiangbuyuanchudeliangweishaonian。
“xiaoyoua，zheiliangweinandaoyeshi？”
chenjianguoyijiefanren，kanshangquyuemosiwushisuideyangzidouyourucitianzi。
zheiliangweishaoniannengbeixiaoyouyitongdailai，zhidingyebuhuicha！
cishidechenshengzaoyibashenmelinggenwanlitiaoyidiudaolejiuxiaoyunwai，beichenjianguodejiuzhuantianxianlinggenjichonghunletounao。
wangergouyouxiemimang，zheijiushixianrenma？
haoxianghewomennongcunrenyemeishenmequbie。
zaiyouguangmingdeshiyixia，wangergouyezoushangqubashoufangzaicelingshishang。
下品土灵根。
chenshengzhoulezhoumei，kanxiangyouguangming，xiapinlinggennijiwodailaiganma？
buguotayechendezhuqi，youkanxiangchenchuan。
“zongzhudaren，wojiubucele，woshizalinggen。”
tingjianchenchuandehua，chenshenglianseyihei，yuanbenjiuheideliangengshixiangheitanyiyang。
“哼！”
talenghengyisheng，mengdiyishuaishou，nuchiyouguangming。
“nimobushinawodangzuoxiaoqian？”
“yigexiapinlinggenyejiubale，zalinggendefeiwunidaiguolaiganma？”
“zalinggenyepeijinwomenqingyunzongdeshanmen？！”
youguangmingbiezhexiaoyi，pieleyiyanliansezhujianyinchendechenjianguo。
nidangzherenjiademianmataerzifeiwu，youzhong！
“噗嗤...”
youguangminghaishimeiyoubiezhuxiao。
“你笑什么？！”
chenshenglianseyuelaiyuenankan。
“meishenme，zongzhu，wogennijieshaoyixia。”
“zheiweizalinggendeshaonian，shichenjianguodeerzi，jiaochenchuan，qinshengde...”
“哈哈哈哈哈哈。”
chenshengmianseyibian，yegubudeyouguangmingdedaxiao，xiaoxinyiyidikanxiangchenjianguo。
jianchenjianguoyizhanglianyinchendekuaiyaodichushuilai，taxinlijianzhihuangdeyaosi。
多尴尬啊。
“haha...neishenme，wokaiwanxiaonichenxiong。”
tayiluxiaopaodaochenchuanmianqian，manlianduixiao，qinqieyoucixiangdikanzheyanqiandeshaonian。
“好！”
“bukuishichenxiongdehaizi！dangzhenshiyingxiongchushaonian！”
“yingjunxiaosa，yushulinfeng，wanruoxianrenlinshi！”
“yikanjiushiduanduanzhengzhengdexianrenzhicaima！”
chenchuanbeizongzhudarendelianpijizhenjingdaole，suranqijing。
shizairenbuzhutucao，zongzhudarendebianlianzhenshijuehuo！
fangzaizanmenlaojiazenmeyenengpingshangyigefeiyichuanchengren！
“无妨。”
chenchuanbailebaishou，biaoshilijie，zheishigenbenmeiyoufangzaixinshang。
buguomawoshifeiwu，denghuiniyaoshinabuchushidashidehaochu，neijiubieguaiwodiebujinimianzile。
chenshengqiaoqiaomiaoleyiyanchenjianguo，kanduifangmianseshaohuan，danyiranchenzhelian，xinzhishiqingbuhaobanle。
tahenbudejizijiliangdabidou，zheizuishizhenjiana。
tanainaide，dangmianmarenjiaerzizheishi...dequeyeshitaiguofenle。
douguaiyouguangming，tamadedenglaozibachenjianguofuziliuxialailezaihaohaoshoushinixiaozi。
“唉。”
chenshengxinzhongtanleyikouqi，kanleyiyanwangergou，yebuganzaishuailianzi。
“zheiweinandaoyeshichenxiongdeerzi？”
wangergoudunshishouchongruojing，xianmendezongzhujuranruciqinqiedegenzijishuohua。
taqiangxingrangzijilengjingxialai，bailebaishou，“bushibushi，wobushitadeerzi。”
“哦。”
chenshengdunshibuzaidalita。
二狗：...
zongzhudarennihaoxianshi，wohaoweiqu。
chenshengyouxietouteng，malerenjiadeerzi，buchuyiboxuezheishizhidingshiguobuqule。
zhijiantashouzhongturanchuxianyidaduidaxiaobuyideyushi，renzhexintongzoudaochenchuanmianqian。
“haohaizi，ganggangshishubudui，zheixielingshisongjinizuoweipeili。”
“你别往心里去。”
chenchuankanlekan，culvegujizheixielingshidayueyouliangbaikuai，tameiyoujieguolai。
zhishimianwubiaoqingdidingzhezongzhudaren。
sheibuzhidaolingshizheiwanyibuzhiqiana？liangbaikuaidafasheini？
“额。”
jianchenchuanbuweisuodong，chenshengyoupieleyanyijiuchenzheliandechenjianguo。
他心都在滴血。
buguoweileliuxiachenjianguotahaishiyaoyaoya，balingshishouleqilai，shouzhonghuranchuxianyigechuwudai。
“xiaochuana，zheishichuwudai，limianyouyiqiankuailingshiheyixiedanyao，keyibangzhunixiuxing。”
suihouyoutaochuyibazhangjian，jianshenzhishangyouyimozhanlan，heyixiekanbumingbaidehuawen。
“cijianmingweihanchan，shangpinfabao，shushujinipeigebushi。”
chenchuanchelechezuijiao，shangpinfabaoa，zheiwanyiqueshihao。
genjuqianshidejingyan，faqizhihoucaishifabao。
yibingshangpinfabaodejiazhibukeguliang。
xiangdaozhei，tadunshihuanshangyifuxiaolian，“ei！chenshu！shibudeshibude！”
zuishangshuozhe，shoushenguoqujieguolechuwudaihehanchan。
zheishi，dadianwaihuranchongjinlaiyiqunren。
“tianxianzhongzizainani？！”