第一章相亲
周日
woyonglandetangzaishafashang，xiaoxinyiyidichaikaiyanqianbaozhuangjingzhi，biaomianyinyouyizhiheitianedehezi，dangkandaolimianjingmeibiezhidedangaoshunjianliangyanfangguang，xiaoxinyiyidiyongshouqianchangleyixia，zhenggerenshunjianbeiyiguxingfuganbaowei。
zheiciniangqindarenzhaodexiangqinduixiangzhongyushigekaopudela，qianjicineijigerenyaobujiushizhangxiangwaigualiezao，yaobujiushichuanzhedoudouxiedeshehuiqingnian。
zheikuanheitianedingzhidangaotayijingmengmeiyiqiuhenjiule，yuanlaineigekoumendeqiannanyou，woqiuletahaojiudoumeijiwomai，meixiangdaojingranzailaomajieshaodexiangqinduixiangshenshangshixianle。
woxiayishidimolemoduzishangdexiaodudu，guoranheningyineigekoumenguifenshoushiyigezhengquedexuanze。
“wa！ningning，zhei，zheinandaojiushineige【heitiane】dingzhidangao，tingshuochaojiguidea，pingchangmaigecaidouyaosuanjiyixiadeningningshihoushedemaizheizhonggaojihuole”
wodaxuetongxuejianguimixiashuangzheishizoulejinlai，dangkandaozhuozishangdedangaoshiyeshiyilianxingfendechongleguolai，zhongtuyebuwangchaofengwoyixia。
duiciwobiaoshikangyi，zheiyiqiedoushiningyibawodaihuaile。
“aiai！ningningtingshuoheitianedesuoyoupeisongyuandoushishengaoyimibadedashuaige，laideshihounikanlemei，kuaikuaijiwoshuoshuo！”
wenyanwowunaidefanlefanbaiyan，zheijiushixiashuangyongyuandeyanzhidang。
“wonagudeshangkanzheigea！wodangshisuoyouzhuyilidouzaidangaoshenshanglehaoba！erqierenjiadoudaizhekouzhao，niyiweisheidouheniyiyanga！huachi！”
“a！guning！ninini！nijianzhishibaotiantianwua！neimedayigeshuaigezainimianqiandaileneimejiu，nijingranbazhuyilifangzaiyigedangaoshenshanga！aiaiduile，wodouwangwenle，zheidangaoninalaidea，wobushijideniyizhishebudemaima，nandaoyoushineigexiangxinduixiang？”
woheiheiyixiao，daizheyisixiusedediandiantou。
“zhei，zheishixiangqinduixiangjiwomaide，ta，taxiangyaoyuewojianmian！”
“a！zheizhongxiangqinduixiangdoushinalizhaodealaotian，yeciwoyigetongkuandeba！”
buzhiweihewoxinzhongturanshanguoyidaoshenying，kanzheshoulibaozhuangjingzhidedangaoturanganjuehedangchuxiangxiangzhongweidaoyousuobutong。
xiashuangyepobujidaiyongshouqingqingmoleyixiafangruzuizhong，suihouluchulexingfudebiaoqing。
“wa！zheijiushijinqiandeweidaoma！zheiyetaihaochileba，aiduile，neijiranshoulerenjiazheimeguideliwu，neinixianghaoleyaofangqiningyilema！”
congguimixiashuangzuilizaicitingdaoleneigemingzi，woxinzhongturanmeilaiyoudechuxianyimofanzao，jiangshouzhongdedangaosaizailetashouli。
“heng！jiuningyineigekoumengui，liangedangaodoubushedejiwomai，wohaishicongbierenshoulichidaode，wojiuyinggaihetafenshou！”
xiashuangsihutingchulewoyuqizhongyinzangdeqingxu，jiangdangaofangzaizhuozishang，zouguolaibaozhuwodejianbang，wenroudekaikoudao。
“ningning，niyaoxiangqingchue！zheiyibutachuqu，nizheibeiziyinggaijiuheningyiwuyuanle，qishi，dangchuwojiujuedenibuyinggaihetafenshou，tadangchukeshiyixinxiangzhehenideweilai。”
wenyanwoxinzhongyefanqiledigu。
ningyishiwodedaxuetongxuebiwodayijie，dangchuwozuoweixinshengruxue，shitajiedaidewo，houlaitabuduandiyuewochulaimanmandejiuzouzaileyiqi。
jiuzaiwochensizhijian，shoujiweixinquexiangleqilai，kandaoneitiaoxiaoxishiwoyanzhongdezhengzhazhiseyuefamingxian。
yiyi：【zenmeyang，xihuanma？yaoshikouweibuxihuandehuawoxianzairangtamenzaisongyifen！】
woyouyulepiankezhihouhaishinaqishoujihuifudao。
【buyongbuyong，zhendehenhaochi！xiexienidedangao】
【neijiuhao，wojinikangehaodongxi，wojintianganggangchangguozhendehenhaochi，denghuiwojinisongyifen！】
xiamianfuzheyizhangtupian，baipanshifenjingzhideyifendianxin。
“youhe！nizheixiangxinduixiangkeshizhentiexina！renjiachigedianxindounengxiangdaonia，nikankanni，zicongjialezheigexiangqinduixiangzhihoubeigezhongtouwei，nidoukuaipangsile！”
wenyanwolikejile，ganmangfanbodao。
“shei！sheishuode！wonalipangle，buguojiushiduochileneimeyineinei，caibuhuipangni！”
xiashuangtinghousixiaofeixiaodijiangshoufangzaiwoduzishang。
“aiya！zheirouroudeshouganzhenshufua，yihouyebuzhidaobianyileneigenanrena！kexia！”
wolianseshunjianyihong，jimangyibazhangdadiaolexiashuangdeshou。
“去去去！讨厌！”
sheizhixiashuangyanzhuziyizhuan，jingrancongyangtaihoumianjiangtizhongjinalechulai。
“heihei！ningningmianduixianshiba！”
jibianwozaibuqingyuanhaishizaixiashuangdeweibizhixiabeiposhangcheng，dangkandaoneisangeshuzizhishi，wozhiganjuezhenggetiandouheile。
“aaa！ningningnibannianjingranzhengzhengpangleshiwujin！woyuanlaineigeyaoxituizhangdeningningni！nihaijiwo！”
叮！
jiuzaixiashuangtucaozhiji，shoujizaicixiangqi。
【ningning，womenxiangshiyeyoubannianle，womenyaobuyaojianyimian！bijingayijieshaowomenshixiangqinde，shibushiyaokaishizouliuchengle，heihei】
kanzheweixinshangdexiaoxi，woshunjianjiangganggangxitizhuiroudekunaopaozhinaohou，xianrulechenmo。
xiashuangyesihukanchulewodebuduijing，yebuzaixinaozouleguolairoushengshuodao。
“ningning，yuqizheimejiujieburujiuwangqianzouba，chedaoshanqianbiyoulu，chuandaoqiaotouziranzhima！”
tingzheguimidehua，woyiyaoyazhijiedayinglexialai。
xiaoqideningyiqusibani！
suihouwobiankaishiweixiawude“huimian”zuozhunbei。
wodaizhewode“goutoujunshi”jihubasuoyoudeyifuquanbufanlechulai，jingguoyizhongwudejingtiaoxixuanzhongyudapeichuleyitaodoumanyidechuanda。
kanzheyanqianyilianyimuxiaodexiashuang，woyilianmeihaoqidepailepaita，xiashuangxixiaozhepaokai。
“heng！haidebengongzhubannianpanglezheimeduo，zheicirangbengongzhujiandaonijiujingshishei，woyidingyaorangnifuchudaijia，heng！”
“heihei！e？shenmedaijia？rangtahaiyibeizizhaima！”
“aiya，shuangshuang！nizhentaoyan！”
xinaozhijian，shijianhenkuaijiulaidaolexiawuwudian。
kanzheshijianchabuduo，woyeganmangchufale。
zhanzaineizijicengjingyizhixiangyaojinqudexicandianmenkou，woshenxileyikouqi，xinlibuduanzaijizijidaqi。
“bujinzhangbujinzhang！dajiachizaodouyaozouzheiyibu，wohaibidajiashaozoushinianwanlu！”
danshi，dangwozoujincanting，kandaochuxianzaiyanqianderenyingshichedishayan！