第二章师尊在线给徒弟出气

lengjundeshengyincongtianbianchuanlai,xiangshitianshanzhongdedaxue,binglengwuqing。nangongyuyijiaotizaipeizhilideshenshang,zhenggerenzhijiefeijinzhifatang,peizhilizhongzhongdedaozailuomingxiushenbian。

kanzhechaozijizouguolaideren,shenxingxiuzhang,xiangshixueshanqingsong;meijianyidiandanxin,meiyanwuqing,fangfotianxiasuoyoudoujinbuletayanzhong。

“浮玉仙尊。”

nangongyuliangeyanshendoumeiyoujidaopeizhili,tabufabujinbumandezoudaopeizhilishenbian,zuodaozhuweizhishang,shensewuchang,chenshengdao:“buzhiwozheisangetudifanleshenmeshi,yaoshouzheiyangzhongdexingfa?”

zainangongyushuohuadeshihou,peizhilijiuganshoudaowuxingdeweiya,neishidushuyuqiangzhedeqixi,rangtataibuqitoulai。

dizhenaodaijieshidao:“fuyuxianzun,zheisangerendapolemingtianbishidadiansuoyaodeliulizhan,buzhihuigaihaijiahuojizhangmendizi,xiaodezhengzaichufatamen。”

“e?”nangongyudeshengyinrangbierentingbuchutadeqingxu,querangpeizhilidahanlinli。

sheirenbuzhixiaoyaozongdefuyuxianzun,piqihenguai,zuiaimianzi。

rujintasuanshitidaotiebanshangle。

“bujiushijigeliulizhan,benxianzunhaiyiweishishenmemingguidedongxi,peizhanglaonizheiyangbuwenshifeijiubawodesangetudilalaidongyongsixing,shibubabenxianzunfangzaiyanlima?”

nangongyujuedezijixianzaidezheigeyangzihenshizhuangb,danshiyuanzhujiushizheiyangde,weilebuooc,tazhinenganzhaoyuanzhudepixingzuoshi。

“buganbugan,zhishizheisangexiaodizigangganghaiwuyanhuiyuchanmeizhangmen,wozheicaiyongzhongxingde。”peizhilizheigerenhuanghuahaishizhangkoujiulai,kejiandelianpiyouduohou。

nangongyuzaikanshudeshihoujiuhentaoyanzheigerenwu,zheigerenshishuzhongdeyigexiaofanpai,tongweifanpai,nangongyuduitaqueshichizhiyibi,yuanzhuhaodaishimingzhegaoshi,zheigeshizhiyinsigui。

youhaojiciyuanzhuzaitashenshangdouchiguokui。

“zenmezhijianwodesangedizi,shibushihaiyouyigezhujiaomeiyoudaochang,shendoumeiyoushenjiuwangzixiadinglun,zhifatangxianzaizhuzhangyiyantang?”

ciyanyichu,peizhiligubushangshenshangdetengtong,chaozhenangongyudao:“xianzun,zheijianshizhangmenneibian……”

tazheiyisishizhangmenshenshangjiubunengyouwudian?suoyitanangongyujiuyaofendanzheiyangdewudian?

实在是可笑。

“qubalingwaiyigefanshidedizitilai,benxianzunqinziwenhua。”

“这……”

zaichangderendouzainikankanwo,wokankanni,meiyouyigerengandong。

“tingbudongrenhua?ng?”

jianzhuang,peizhilizhinengqianrenqubaneimingdizizhaolai。

ruguobuqu,zhifatangjintiandagaishibaobuzhule。

nangongyudailaidexiaodizizoujinlai,chaozhenangongyudao:“shizun,ershixiongdeshangshibijiaoyanzhong,woyijingjitaweixiabaoxindan,shijiebozishangyouyuqing,chubupanduanshiyinweizhixieryunguoqule,dashixiongshoulehenzhongdepiwaishang。”

wenyan,peizhilikanxiangnangongyu,zhijianduifangdemuguangluozailuomingxiushenshang,bingmeiyouchaotafanan。

taxiayishidesongleyikouqi。buliao,yizhenfengchuilai,yiguxuesongdexiangweizhichongtadebijian,“pa”deyisheng,tadelianwaixianglingwaiyibian,lianshangchuanlaihuolaladetengtonggan。

jiuzaitahaiyoumeiyoufanyingguolaideyishunjian,zuobianlianshangyoushiaileyibazhang。

“仙尊你……”

beitiyijiao,xianzaiyouaileliangbazhang,tayihouzaizhifatangjiugengjiananhunle。

“dadejiushini。”nangongyumianlushaqi,ganggangxingguolaideluomingxiukandaozheiyangyifuchangjing,douyouyixieshayan。

taxianzaiyanmaojinxing,douhuaiyishibushizijikanhuayanle,tahaoxiangkandaoshizun,shizunhaoxiangzaijitamenchutou。

budui,yidingshitazaizuomeng,shizunzenmehuijitamenchutou?

“醒了?”

nangongyudeshengyinhendan,tingbuchuyisiqingxu。

“是师尊。”

zhendeshishizun,tameiyouzaizuomeng。

nangongyudao:“xinglejiushuoshuofashengleshenmeshi。”

luomingxiuyanshenyiliang,shizunhaizhendeshijitamenchengyaolaile?

“ganggangxieshidizhishifanbopeizhanglaojiju,jiubeipeizhanglaolachuqudaleershijiebian,haiyoumingqianshimei,shenmedoumeiyouzuo,peizhanglaoque……”

tachenmoyixia,sihushizaisikao。

“xianzun,zheixiaozizaishuohuang,mingmingshineigexiaozixianwumiezhangmendizi,suoyiwocailveshixiaoji,zheigexiaoziyezaishuohuang!”tashuodezheji,shengyindouyouyidianpoyin。

dannangongyuqueyigeyanshendoumeiyoujita,tazoudaoluomingxiushenbian,jiangrenfuqi,kanzheluomingxiudelian。

xinzhongdahai,yaosia!nanzhudelianshiyanqingxiaoshuodemenmian!

wanlewanle,zheixiaoshuonanzhuhaishigeyouchoubibaodejiahuo,fuheichengdububifanpainanerdeshao。

nangongyuxinzhongdahai,mouguangzhengzhengdekanzheluomingxiu。

“说谎?”

nangongyumiansebuxian,danshizhiyaolejienangongyuderenjiuhuizhidao,cishidenangongyuyijingfennu。

zhifatangdedizishixiangdewanghoukao,peizhilizhidaonangongyuyijingdongnu,chanxiaodao:“xianzunqingxinu,zhifatangyidingbinggongbanshi。”

zheihuashuodeyijinghenwanle。

nangongyuyijiaocaizaipeizhilideshenshang,tazhuantouduizheluomingxiudao:“shishiruci?”

luomingxiukanzhezheiyangdenangongyuyoudianbuzhisuocuo,danhaishikendingdediandiantou,yifuhenguaiqiaowuhaideyangzi。

“shishiruci,dizisihaobuganqimanshizun。”

tashenshangdeshangyehenzhong,meidongyifen,pi/roujiusiliedetongku。

nangongyuzhouzhemei,yanshenshiyigenlaidedizi,talijishangqianjiluomingxiuzaicibamai。

pianke,tachaozhenangongyuxinglidao:“shizun,dashixiongdeshangbujinshipiwaishang,haiyouhenyanzhongdeneishang。”

nangongyushangqianshouzhigouzheluomingxiudexiaba,chayanshangkou。

guoran,kanyangzijiuhenyanzhong,ruoshizainangongyusuozaideshijie,gujiyijingjinruicule。

xiuxiandizidetipojiushihenqiangha。

fangkailuomingxiudexiaba,tadandandao:“qujixiepeizhihemingqiankankan,shibushiyouyiluodeshanghen。”

dizideling,lijizouchuqu,mingqianyijingxingguolai,kanzheyanqianren,yandiyouyisimimang。

“师姐,你醒了?”

mingqianbingmeiyoushuohua,zhishidiandiantou,biaoshizijitingdaole。

tazhidaozheishishizunshenbianshuodeshanghuadedizi,tazenhuizaizheili?

tamensangerenjiaqilaidoubibushangyanqiandezheigeren。

kanzheshenbiandexuehenleileidexiepeizhi,hulvediaozijibozishangdeyiyang。

“师……”

zhiyaotaxiangkaikou,houlongchuanlaitengtong,rangtashuobuchuhualai。

“shijie,nibuyaoshuohuale,nidebozichadianjiuduanle。”

xiaoshiditingdaomingqiandeshengyin,mouguanghenguanxindetixingdao。

mingqianshouzhizhizhexiepeizhi,yanshenzhongdaizhenongnongdeyihuo。

xiaoshidihaiyiweitashizaiwenxiepeizhideqingkuang,xiaoshidiyaoyaotou,tanxidao:“ershixiongbeizhifabianshangdehenyanzhong,shizunjiaowolaikankanxieshixiongdeqingkuang。”

mingqiantingdaoshizunyelaile,meijiandeyihuogengjiadeqianglie,shizunyixiangbushibuguantamenma?

今日怎会过来?

怕不是喝醉酒了?

xiaoshidijixiepeizhibamai,lianseshabian,dahandao:“shizun,xieshixiongmeiyoumaibole。”

zailimiandenangongyutingdaozheijuhua,xinzhongyigedeng。

完了完了。

zheixiaofanpaisuiransibule,danshiyeshigejihenderen,zheiyaoshibeitadingshang,nangongyufangfokandaoheibaiwuchangzaihetazhaoshou。

yigejianbuchongdaowaimian,haishundaihenhendechuaileyijiaopeizhili,xianshouyidianlixi。

kandaoxiepeizhideqingkuang,nangongyuzhijieliangyanyihei。

要死啊!

fanpaizenmebeidachengzheiyang!

吾命休矣!

“xitongxitong,jiuwo!”

【suzhuninhao,666xitongweininfuwu。】

【jiancedaosuzhudeyiwen,suzhuninhao,xuyaoshenmefuwu?】

“jiuxiepeizhi。”nangongyujianyanyigaidao。

meiyanzhijiandedanyoukuaijinranchulai。

xianshipingshangdeshenglvehaoyizhizaifudong,zuihouxitongdao:【suzhuzhixuyaojixiepeizhiguanshulingli,xianhuzhutadexinmai,zaiyongshiquandabudanjiunengbaozhutademing。】

nangongyudao:“ganggangjitachilebaoxindan,buhuiyouchongtuma?”

bijingyaowuchongtuyibuxiaoxinjiuhuihenrongyihuisiren。

【xiuxianshijiederenshengmingmeiyouneimecuiruo。】xitongbuxiedao。

nangongyujixiepeizhiguanshulingli,yishunjianxiepeizhideshenshangsanfazhedanlansedeguangmang,youduizhexiaodizidao:“niqubawofangjiandeshiquandabudannalai。”

xiaodizideyanzhongshanguoyidaocuoe,danhenkuaiyoushoulianqilai,dishengdao:“shi,shizun。”

xiepeizhiganshouzijidelinghaihenshishushi,tahenpoqiexiangyaokaojinneiguqixi,zuizhongtaquansuozaineiguqixilimian,chenchendeshuiguoqu。

nangongyukanzhexiepeizhideyangzi,etoushangshunjianhechulenghan,duizhexitongdao:“wobuhuishibatanongsileba。”

xitongmeiyouganqingdeshengyinzainangongyudeerbianxiangqi:【suzhu,taneishishufudeshuiguoqule。】

zheijiedechuanshuzheyoudiannandaia!

xiepeizhideqingkuangwendingxialai,nangongyudexinzhongdeshitoujianjianfangxia。

muguangluozaimingqiandeshenshang,nvhaifubaimaomei,meiyanhanqing,jiushidianxingdexiaobaihuamoyang,nanguaishuzhongdenanzhunanerdouhuixihuanzheiyangdenvhai。

kandaomingqianbozishangdeqingyu,tazhizhezijidebozidao:“nidebozi?”

mingqiankandaonangongyuyanzhongdeguanxin,youxiechayi,yishunjiandouyoudianhuaiyishibushizijideyanjingkancuole。

xiangdaonangongyuwenzijidehua,talijiyaoyaotou,biaoshizijimeiyoushi,danshizhiyaodongbozi,tengdeyaojin。

nangongyuyefaxianlemingqianlianshangyishanerguodetengtonggan,xintouyouyiguwumingdenuqi。

kanxiaoshuodeshihoutajiuxihuanzheigezaosidexiaoshimei,pinxinggaojie,bushineixiedazhebaiyueguangqihaoquezuojinlvchashidenvhai。

裴执礼!!!

老畜生!

nangongyuwenshengdao:“zhaoguhaonishixiong,zheigenichixia,kehuanjienidetengtong。”

jiangyaopingdijimingqian,mingqianjieguodeshihouyanzhonghaishiyouyidianmeng。

zaicizoujinzhifatang,peizhilibeinangongyudeneiyijiaochuaidehenyanzhong,yijingyunsiguoqu。

“弄醒他。”

nangongyudeyuqimeiyousihaodeqinggan,zhenggezhifatangdewendushunjiandiaolehaojigedu。

zaitadezhoubianyijingyouhanbingfuxian。

peizhilixinglaijiukandaoyinchenchendenangongyu,taganjuezijidexinzangdoubeibingdong。

nangongyuweixiaodao:“peizhili,jintiandezhifatanghenshirenao!”

henkuai,zhifatangzhoubianyijingbeihanbingdongzhu,qiangdadeweiyayadezaichangdezhibuqiyaogan,shentibuduandesesefadou。

“xianzun,womencuole,raoguowomenba。”

yijingyourenguixia,buduanchaozhenangongyuketouqiqiuyuanliang。

nangongyushengyinhendan,xiangshihanbingzhijirenxin:“wanle。”

tagekongzhuaqipeizhilidebozi,lengshengdao:“tamensuoshouzhiru,niyaoqianbaibeidehaihuilai!”

peizhiliganshoudaozhixi,nangongyuliqizaibuduanjiada,buguopianke,jiuyinweizhixizaiciyunsiguoqu。

luomingxiumouguangcuoedekanzhenangongyu,xinzhongdahai。

shizunzheishizhendezaijitamenchuqi?