第1章 离婚吧渣男

jiangcheng,xiamo,luoxiashanzhuang。

yunyiyishenchuanzisezhangqun,wuheidezhangfawenshunchuizaijiantou,wuguanjingzhifeichangmeili,tazuozaishehuaruodadeketingnei,shouzhongduanzheyibeikafei。

zhuantou,takanleyiyanshizhong,muguangluozailebuyuanchudeyichufangmenshang。

fangjiannei,chuanlaidesheng,buyongxiangyezhidaolimianzaifashengxieshenmeshi。

diaochengjingyindeshoujizaiyiciliangqi,yunyiyipieleyiyanshoujimeitoujinsuo,pingjingdelianshangzhongyuchuxianbunaifan,taqishenzouxiangzheijianfang。

“咚咚咚!”

taqiaoxianglezheishanmen,danshifangmenbingmeiyouweitadakai,fanerwuneixiangqilededongjing,fangfozaixiangtaxuanzhan。

cike,tayanjiaoweitiao,tazaiketingzuolesanxiaoshi。

zheishi,shoujiyouyiciliangleqilai,yunyiyiyouyuleyixia,buzaixiangganggangneiyangxiandelimaoqiaomen,ershi“pengpengpeng”qiaodazhemen。

“gujingyan,ninkezhenliqiduoa,zheidousangexiaoshile,ninbuleiwotingzhedoujuedelei,nijiubupashanzheyaoma?”

ranerhuidatadeshichenmosheng。

yunyiyiqingleqingsangzi,taangshengjixushuo:“gujingyan,nimashuonijinlailianseyouxiecha,suoyitateyizhunbeilebutang,wokannizaiwuzililaoleilezheimejiu,kendingyouxuyaojiudayingle,wogumochabuduokuaidaole。”

neijinbidefangmenshunjiandakai,luchuyizhanggaoaodejunrong,yunyiyiweitiaomeitoukanzheta,jiangujingyanshenshangchuanzheshuipao,lingkouweikairuoyinruoxian。

tameimujiandaizhebuxiedebiyikanxiangyunyiyi,yizhangjunrongshangdaizheyimofeihong。

“gun!”tabochunqingqi,lenglengdiuxiayigezi,xiakejiuyaoguanshangfangmen,danbeiyishuangruyudeshouenzhu。

yunyiyilianshangdaizhexiaoyi,sihaomeiyoubandianjuyi,“gujingyan,bijingwoshiniqizi,youhuazanmenkeyihaohaoshuo。”

shuoshiqizi,tahegujingyanjiehunlebangeyue,taliantadeshoudoumeipengguo,bingqiehaimeitiandaizhezheigenvrenlaixiuruta!

raner,jintianzhudingshibutongdeyitian。

tahenqingchuyoushihouyiweidetuoxie,zhihuirangtabianbenjialidejiantata。

suoyiyouxieshihoutabixudexuanshitadezhuquan,tebieshixiangciketashenhoushuangyandaizhetiaoxinkanzhezijidenvren。

jiusuantamashangbuyaozheigenanren,yeyoubudebierenzaitamianqianyaowuyangwei!

shuohuajian,tayifunvzhurenzitaideyangzijingzhichuanguogujingyanpangcezoujinwunei,wuzilimianchongchizhenvrennongliedexiangshuiweihemiliqiwei,rangtameitouweizhouzoudaochuangbianlakailechuanglian。

ranhou,tazhuanshenlengxiaokanxianglianshangdaizhebiyihetiaoxinkanzhezijidenvren。

tachengrenyanqianzheinvrenshuyuhaokandeyizhong。

“chuanshangnideyifu,congwodejialigunchuqu!”

nvrenmeilideliansetonghong,tazhijiebaozhuyipangdegujingyan。

gujingyanyishoujiangnvrenyongruhuaizhong,bochunjinmindaizhechaoxiaodefennu,“yunyiyi,wojinggaoni,zheishiwogujia,youbudenisaye。”

mianduigujingyandefennu,yunyiyimeiyouyisijuyi,ershizuijiaogouqiyimoxiaorong,tadexiaorongrutongsanyuenufangdeyinghua,qinglieryoutuosu。

tachunjiaoyigou,yinghongdechunqingqi:“gujingyan,bieguaiwomeiyoutixingni,luoxiashanzhuangbushinigujiade,zheikeshiwojiajinideshihounimasongjiwodepinli,fangchanzhengshangxiedeyeshiwoyunyiyidemingzi,jiranshiwodejia,neimewoyouquanliqingzheiweimingmoxiaojiegunchuqu。”

“nibuyaotaiguofenle。”zaigujingyanhuailisajiaodenvrenchiweidedengzheyunyiyi。

“woguofen?”yunyiyichixiaoleyisheng,“nidangzhewodemianhewonanrenzaiyiqi,daodishisheiguofen?”

nvrendiashengdiaqidechaozhegujingyansajiaoshuo:“jingyan,woduinideqingyi,nishizhidaode。”

“qingyi?”yunyiyijuedetingdaoleyigedaxiaohua,tasixiaofeixiaodewangzhenvrenshuodao:“nizheishizhunbeizaizheilidataizichangdaxi,shufanimingzhidaoduifangshiyoufuzhifuqueyijiuqingshenbuhuidexima?woshuomingmoqiaofeilan,niyinggaizhidaowoshiyiminggongguanzhubianba?ruguonibujieyidehua,wokeyicaifangcaifangni,zhuanmenweinikandengyipianwenzhanggesongnideqingyi,nijuederuhe?”

qiaofeilandunshiliansecangbai,talikechaozhegujingyansajiao:“jingyan,woainia。”

yunyiyizhenshigandaoexin,taganggangdaixiaodelianseyijingbingleng,yuqifenglidaizheyapodao:“sanfenzhong,zugourangnicongzheiligunchuqu!”

“景言……”

“两分钟……”

gujingyanyishuangxizhangyanmousisidingzheyunyiyi,cike,takanxiangqiaofeilanshengyinqingroudeanfu:“nixianhuiqu,woyihuiquzhaoni。”

qiaofeilankelianxixidewangzhegujingyan,dantacongtayanlikandaolejianjue,zhinengduoduojiaoniuzhexianyaolikailefangjian。

gujingyanetouqingjintuqi,tashengyinfenglierbingleng,“yunyiyi,nizhenbuyaolian!”

yunyiyiminchunqingxiao,“zenme?niyepawoluanxieyixieduinibulidexinwenma?”

yaolian?yaoliannengchima?hekuang,daodishisheibuyaolianzaixian?

“heng!”gujingyanlenghengyisheng,zhoushenweiraohanqi,chilengdekanzheyunyiyi:“nizheibeizidouxiuxiangwopengniyixia!nijiuzuoyigemanmanbianlaodelaonvrenba!”

yunyiyiyanzhongdaizheyimosiyousiwudexiaoyi,tajiangshouzhongnazhedewenjiandijigujingyan,yuqidaizhexianqidao:“fangxin,wojueduibuyuanyirangnipengyixia。”

tashiyiminggaojigongguanzhubianquehuranbeigushijituanzongcaitianyaxuanzhongzuoxifu,jiuyinweitazhangleyizhangyugujingyansiquqiannvyoudelian,caibeitianyakanzhong。

erjialiren……he……weiletianyajichudeyidianliyibeidilicuchengzheizhuanghunyin。zhengjianshitawanquanzaishihoucaizhidaotayijinghegujingyanchengweihefafuqi。

gujingyannudengzheyunyiyi,quejieguotadiguolaidewenjian,dakaidunshilianseyichen,suijidaxiaochusheng。

“离婚协议书?”

“dui,lihun。”yunyiyiqingtiaomeitou,hendandingdekanzhegujingyan,“woshenmedoubuyao,zhiyaoqiuhenilihun。”

tajiashigehenputongdejiating,mamacongxiaopianaigege,dangegeduizijitinghao,tadehunyinkeyidaijigegeyifennianxinbaiwandegongzuo,bingqie,gegemashangyaohexianglianwuniandenvyoujiehun,nvfangjialitichudetiaojianfeichangkeke。

zheiyeshitameiyoulikeyaohegujingyanlihundeyuanyin,yinweiyidangegejiehunshenmedouxuyaoqian,ergujiazuibuqueqian。

danshizuotiantawuyihuijiatingdaomamadeyiduanduihuazhihou,taduiweiyixinrendegegeshiqulexinnian。

tanuliweiquqiuquanchengshougujingyanduizijidewuru,zhiweijijialirenhuanlaihaoshenghuo,jieguotazaijialirenyanzhongshenmedoubushi。

neitayouhebiweilepaoqizijidejialiren,rangzijiguoderuciwonang?

gujingyankanzheyunyiyijifengdixiaozhe,“yunyiyi,niyaoshihewolihunle,nigegehetanvpengyoudoudeconggushijituangundan,haiyounimamaxianzaijuzhudebieshudoushiwogujiade!”

“wozhidao。”yunyiyihenpingjingdezhishizhegujingyan,“wogegetamenyoushouyoujiao,likaigushizhaoyangkeyizhaodedaogongzuo,wojiayeyouyizhuanglaofangzi,zugouwomazhule。”

gujingyandaxiaozhedingzheyunyiyihaoyihui,tatingxiaxiaoshengkanzhetawen:“nirenzhende?”

“wofeichangrenzhen。”yunyiyizhishizhegujingyanshuodejianjue。

“heng!”gujingyanlengxiaoyisheng,“yunyiyiniyaoshihewolihun,fangyanzhenggejiangchengmeirenganquni。”

yunyiyipingjingdekanzhegujingyan,“gujingyan,zhenggejiangchengbushinigujiade,likaileni,wozhaoyangjiadechuqu!”

“zhenggejiangchengsheiburenshiwogujingyan!suiranwomeiyoupengguoni,danshiwairenbuzhidao,zaiwairenkanlainijiushiwogujingyanwanshengxiadepoxie,meirenhuiquni!”

“poxie?”yunyiyikexiaodekanzhegujingyan,“gujingyan!shouqinidekuangaoba!zheilihunshiwoxiantichulaide,dengyushiwoshuaileni!sheicaishipoxie?nizijixinliyoushu!”

“ni……”gujingyanshunjianshuangyancuanqiliangtuanhuo,tashuangmounushidingzheyunyiyihaoyihui,yanzhongdaizheyisimocedao:“yunyiyi,nijiuzhendexianglihunma?niquedingbuweinijialirenkaolvkaolvma?shiqulegujiakaoshan,nigegelianqulaopodeqiandoumeiyou。”

“wojiadeshiqingyongbuzhenicaoxin。”yunyiyilengxiaoleyisheng,yanmouhuaguoyidaojifengdao:“zenme?nixianzaishebudehewolihunlema?”

“sheishebude!”gujingyannudengyunyiyi,“xiangrangwoqianlihunshu,woyoutiaojian,niyaoshigandaying,wojiuqian!”

“你说。”

“wojinisantianshijian,santianlimeiyourenquni,nijiuguaiguaihuilaizuowolaopo,congciduiwoyantingjicong,niganma?”