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shuowan,tayangzhangerqu,haibuwangjianjigemeiyoushuaihuaidepingguo。
erwoyekanjianbuyuanchudelaobanniang,zhengyilianxiaozhangdedingzhewozheier,kandaowolangbeibukantacaimanyidelikai。
xianchangyipianlangjie,youbushaohaoxindedaxueshengbangwoshoushicanju,wojiangmeibeishuaihuaidepingguodoufenjitamen,zijihanzheleihuijia。
yilushangwodouzaixiang,wozhishixiangranghaizimenchishangbianyiyouyingyangdeshuiguo,wozuocuoshenmele?
huidaojia,wolaogongduanchuyidawanfanqieniunan,jianwoyishenlangbei,meitoujinsuo:
「laopo,zenmenongchengzheiyang,sheiqifunile?laozibunongsita!」
worenbuzhuluoxialeilai,jiangjintianfashengdeshishuoleyibianhou,laogongjuanqixiuzifeiyaoquzhaolaobanniangyaoshuofa。
我赶紧拦着她:
「tamentaibujiangli,nimaoranqianqukendinghuibeitamenweinan,daoshihouchikudeshiwomen。」
老公面色阴沉:
「kuiwohaijitamenbianyifangzu,zheiqunbudangrendewanyihaiqifushanglaodongjiale!zhenghaohaiyoubanyuehezudaoqi,jiranruci,tamenyebiezaixuexiaohunle!」
wolaogongshigexingdongpai,dangjijiujizhanghongdadianhuatantuizu。
zhanghonggangkaishihaibunaifan,tingdaotuizuzhijiezhamao。
shuowojiazhihuiyongtuizulaiweixietamen,shuowomenbuyaolian,mawomenlikailetameiyourenmeigeyuezhunshidaqianjiwo。
wolaogongbuxiangwoyiyangruanruo,zhijiegenzhanghongduimaqilai,buyihuineibianjiuguaduandianhua。
老公气的不清:
「tuizuzhihou,fanzhengniyemeishi,nizhijiejieguanzheigechaoshi,daoshihouwojinizhaojigenenggandeyuangong,nijiuzuozheshuqianjiuxing。」
wopotiweixiao,xinlinuannuande,kemeixiangdaodiertianyouchushile。
diertian,wogenzhelaogongquhuoyuangongsibangmang,youpengshanglezhanghong。
tamendaizheshisuidadexiaoerzilifei,xiaohaixiangshishoudaoleshenmezhiling,kanjianwomenkailehuomenjiuwanglizuan。
meiyihuigongfu,jiubaozheyigedaliulianchulai:
「我要吃榴莲!」
zhiqiankanzaizhanghongshishurendefenshang,wojibenshangdouhuijilifeiyixiechide。
shenmeliulian,chelizi,haiyoujiageangguideniupaiyijiqiaokelishenmede。
xianzaikanqingtamendezuilian,woshizaiexindebuxing。
我一把夺过榴莲:
「xiangchijiurangnibamamai,jintianjinhuojiaershiwuyijin。」
jianwoduohuiqu,yixiangyouqiubiyingdelifeilengleyixia,ranhouzuozaidishangwawadaku:
「wojiuyaochi!zheigongsiyihoubenlaijiushiwode!nizheilaonvrenbujiwochiwojiubuqilai,wuwuwu!」
meidengwosikaolifeizheijuhuadeyisi,zhanghongqishixiongxiongzoulai,benlaixiangduiwodongshou,kekanjianwolaogonghoutagaimade:
「woerzixiangchinijitachibujiuxingle!shaozhuanyidianyouebusini!nidounengjibierenfenpingguo,jiubunengjiwoerzichiliulianshiba!」
zhidaotamendedexing,wosihaobujitamenliumianzi,lenglengdeshuo:
「wofenneishiwoleyi,nierzichiwoliulianjiudejiqian!xianzaishifazhishehui,niqiangyigeshishi,kanwobugaosinimen!」
tingjianbaojing,zhanghongyouxieweiju,takanlekanbushaoshangjiadengdaiwomennahuo,zhuanlezhuanyanzhukaishihaojiao:
「nimenhaiyaobuyaolian,zhangzhewomenshichangkejiukengwomen!nijiadehuoyuanbenlaijiubibiejiagui,wozhaogunimenshengyizheimeduonian,woerzinaniyigeliulianzenmele?
「dajiaganjinhuanhuoyuanba!tajiajiushishashukengren,qianwanbiebeirenpianlea!」