第1章 窝囊姐夫!

mingzhudeqiyuekushunandang,wanruozhishenzhenglong。

xixirangrangdemingzhudaxuexiaomen,chuyunmuguangfeixuan,cazhehan,sousuoxiaoyizisuxiaoxiaodeqingchunjingying。

yusumingyuejiehunbannian,taweiyihainenghesujiaqudelianxide,zhiyoucongchucijianmianjiuduitaliuluqiangliediyidexiaoyizi。

dingzhelierisouxunjinyigezhongtou,chuyunzhongyuzairenqunzhongzhaodaosuxiaoxiao。

shishangqingliangzhangqun,jingzhilitidewuguan,shuangliroushundemawei,zheigeqingchunmeishaonvhelijiqun,lianshenbianlianggepoyouzisedenvsheng,yechedilunweilvye。

qiaolianshangbenyangyizhecanlanxiaorongdesuxiaoxiaozaiqiaojianchuyundeshunjian,biandinggeweifennu。

taqishixiongxiongzoushangqian,meimouyuanzheng,dengshichuyun:“nihaizhenyoulianlaizhaowo?”

fangfozheifanhuahaibugoutongkuai,tayouyaoyaqiechidao:“hewojiejiehundiertiannijiuwanshizong,yixiaoshijiushibannian。nizenmemeisizaiwaimian!haihuilaiganshenme?”

suxiaoxiaoyuemayuehen,henmingxian,xiangbijiaobannianqiandediyi,xianrujintayiduichuyunhenzhirugu,babudetahengshijietou。

shuoqizheijiefu,renpingsuxiaoxiaojiaojinnaozhi,yexiangbuchubangeshanguangdian。

haochilanzuo,xiongwudazhi,shigechetoucheweidewonangfei。

chuyunzhidaozheixiaoyizishigebaopiqi,yidianjiuzhe。yebuhetazhengzhi。

“xiaoxiao,bannianbujian,niyoubianpiaoliangle。”chuyunmeiyinsuxiaoxiaodezengekeboerqiechang,fangfosizhu,hunranbujueshuitang。

“niqueyuelaiyuerangrenexin!”

suxiaoxiaorenmeishengtian,ketashuodehua,querufenglidedaozi。

jintian,tayoulingjiaoleshenmejiaohouyan**。

renpingzijieyanxiangdui,taquewudongyuzhong,haifankuazijipiaoliang。zhenshiyigelingrenzuooudefeiwu!

jiuliantatongxue,daliangchuyundeyanshenyegewaiaimei。

dangran,bushinannvaimei,ershibiyiqingmiedewanwei。

tamenzaojiutingsuxiaoxiaotiguozheigewonangjiefu,quedianduodaorutongcanfei,genbenbupeidangyigenanren。

rujinjianzhebenzun,gengshixiangxinsuxiaoxiaodepingjia,shibudairenhepianjiande。

beihanshuidashidelianjiachenyi,xidefabaideniuziku,jiaoxianeishuangpixie,gengshilaotupojiu。moshuosuxiaoxiaoneixingguangyiyidejiejie,jiulianmalushangzuipingfandenvren,yebuhuikanshangzheimeyigeqimaobuyangdefeiwu。

“xiaoxiao,wozhongyuzhidaoweishenmenimeicitiqitadouhuomaosanzhangle。”qizhongyigekanqilaijiuhenjiaoaodenvtongxueyeyudao。“woyaoshini,zheibeizishenmedoubugan,jiuzhiganyijianshi。”

dunledun,jiaoaonvshengtongchoudikaidao:“chaisanzheizhuangbuxingdehunyin!”

suxiaoxiaozhoulezhoumei。zheibijingshijiashi,chuyunzhei**zaibushinanren,yezhongjiushitajiefu。ruobushijinerbeiduzaixiaomenkou,tajuebuxiwangrenhetongxuepengyoujiandaozheigelingsujiamengxiudejiefu。

“wodequepeibushangmingyue。”

mianduisuxiaoxiaotongxuedewuru,chuyunfengqingyundan,neiqiheideyanmouzhong,kanqilaiyesiqichenchen。

ketazheinilaishunshoudemoyang,gengrangsuxiaoxiaonaohuo。

wonangmeiyongjiusuanle,lianpiqidoumeiyou。shuotabushigenanren,zhenshiyidianmeicuo!

“niyoushijiukuaishuo。woganshijian。”suxiaoxiaoyifenyimiaodoubuxianghezheigelingrenjuewangdenanrenxiangchu。cishitafangfobizaoshoupengjiwurudechuyungengjiaruzuozhenzhan。

“nijieshanlewodedianhua,zhuzhiyehuanle。wolianxibushangta。”chuyunhaosimeishirenyiyang,kouwenpinghedao。“woxiangjiantayimian,tandianshier。”

“tanshenme?”suxiaoxiaoturanjingjueqilai。

bannianqian,sujiacaizhengzaoyuweiji。gongsishengyiyiluoqianzhang。zhei**zaihunlidiertianjiuliuzhidaji,fangfoduowenyisidetaozou。

yanxia,jiejieshiyeyoucheng,jijiangzouxiangminglishuangshoudehuihuangdaolu。taquezaizheigejieguyanturanchuxian。

qiyongxinzhiexin,zhigongli,suxiaoxiaoyongjiaozhidounengxiangdao。zheiwonangfeixianghuilaibaodatui,xiangchijiejiederuanfan!

“sishi。”chuyunyijiumiansepingwen,shenzhiyoudianxinbuzaiyan,henbuzhuanzhu。

kezaisuxiaoxiaoyanli,chuyunbidingmanduzihuaishui,zhuomozhezenmezhanjiejiebianyi,zhonghuisujiapiancaipianse。

“nihewojieyoushenmesishi,shiwobunengzhidaode?”suxiaoxiaonuhuogongxin。duijiejiederenshengjiyudaganbufen。duichuyundeyinxianggengshieliedaolejizhi。

tayigubudeyoutongxuezaichang,yaoyaqiechidao:“shuoshuokan,nishidasuanhuisujiapianchipianhe,haishizhaowojienaqianhua?youhuozhe——”

“niqianleyi**zhaiwulichanghai,xiangrangwojiebangnihai?”

yichuyunneilingrenshiwangtoudingdepinxing,tajiusuanzuolezai**exindeshier,suxiaoxiaoyesihaobuhuigandaojingya。

mianduisuxiaoxiaoneihenbudebapichoujindelinghunbianta,chuyunlveweizhoumei,taimoukanleyangentalaopoyouliuqifenxiangsidejuemeirongyan。renbuzhuyaoyaotou,lveyouxieqifudexinxu,henkuaijiudeyipingfu。

bijinghaishigehaizi,tayouhebiyibanjianshi?

“ruguonixianmafan,buxiangbangzheigemang。”chuyunbochunweizhang,biaoqingyijiudanran。“neibanijiexianzaidelianxifangshijiwokeyima?”

“别给他!”

suxiaoxiaohaimeikaikou,neijiaoaonvshengbianbufendao:“zhei**zhaonijiekendingmeihaoshi。jieqiandousuanxiaode,meizhunhaiyoudademafan!”

dunledun,jierdao:“xiaoxiao,rangnijiehezhei**lihun!nibushishuotayiqiandangguobingma?dangbingdewojianduole,daduodoushibeixinaodechunhuo,zuilizhengtianguazheaiguofengxian。shizezaijunyingchouyanhejiu,chulaileyeshibingxingbugai,yitianbudajiajiuhunshennanshou。kankanta,ganghenijiejiehunjiuxiaoshibannian。shijialisirenlehaishizhanyouzhenwangle,yaomangzhequbensang?”

ciqianxinbuzaiyan,jingshenzhuangtaiweimidechuyunhuranhunshenmaochusushazhiqi。

neihuimengmengdemouzi,shanguoyimosuxiaoxiaocongweijianguodeyinhanzhise。

chaneijian,tajingcongchuyunshenshangxiudaolejinhuyeshoubandexuexingwei。yapodaolingrenzhixi。

啪嗒。

qingxujuliejidangdechuyundianleyizhiyan,dongzuoshulian,niaoniaoyanwuyingraolianpang,zheyanletalianshangdezhengning。

“zheiweitongxue,nishuowomeiguanxi,zaiedudouxing。danbiewurujunren。”

penchuyikounongyan,chuyunneipingfanwuqidelianpangshang,rengyouyunuweixiao:“nibupei。”

neijiaoaonvshengxingyanyuanzheng,meixiangdaozheiwonangnanrenjingganfanjiziji。gangyaochuyanxiuruchuyun,houzhequedandanyaotou:“xiaoxiao。nishuodedui。wohenijietanshier,dequemeishenmemanzhenidebiyao。”

“yuanbenwozheicihuimingzhu,jiushiyaohenijieshangyilihunshiyi。danxianzai,wohouhuile。”

taimou,chuyunshuangmouzhongshanshuozhepingjingqueyouwubilengmodemuguang:“wozheigewonangzhangfu,tabuyaoyedeyao。wozheigefeiwujiefu,nizaibuxihuan,yeshinijiefu。”

suxiaoxiaoyebuzhidaozheiwonangjiefujiujingnagenshenjingdacuole。dangchubulunsujiashangxiaruhelengchaorefeng,tashizhongnilaishunshou,yifurenrenyuroudezitai。

rujintongxuelinshuangzhishishuolejijuedudehenhua,zheichuyunjiuyifanchangtai,xingqingdabian。

linshuangbeijiduideyanmianjinshi,zhengyukaikouhaiji。suxiaoxiaodedianhuadingdingxiangqi。

tajietongzhihou,liansehuminghuan,huofennuhuojinzhang,mingxianchuledashi。

“wojieyoumafan,woxianzoule!”

suxiaoxiaohuibietongxue,yemeileyuchuyunjiuchandexinsi。

congmanglanleche,degegangyaoqidong。chuyunquelakaichemen,zuoleshanglai。

“你上来干什么?”

suxiaoxiaokemeirenweizheifeiwunengbangshenmemang,manlianbukuai。

“feiwuyenengchonggeshu。”chuyunlisuodangrandao。“dajiajiujianggerenduoshizhong。”

suxiaoxiaoruzaoleiji,qiaolianshabai。linshuangshuodemeicuo,zheifeiwujiuzhidaodajiadouou。

kecishitaxinjirufen,landeyuchuyunzhenglun,biancuisijikuaidian,biandadianhualejieqingkuang。

chuyunzuozaifujiashixitinglegedagai。yuanlaisujiaqiyexuangaopochanhou,sumingyuejinleyulequan,bingzaichoupaiyibudatouzidianying。jinwan,tazaidaoyanjianzhideqianxianxia,heyifuerdaizulefanju。keneiwankujianseqiyi,xiangyaoguanzuisumingyue。

chuyuntingwan,meitoushensuo,yanzhongshanguoyinlengzhise。