第2章 天大的讽刺

xiangxinhenduoxiongdimendouzhidaoyutingzheizhongyaoshishihoujinjibiyunyongde。

lianxiangdaofangcaideneigexinxi,woyixiazijiubudandingle。

nandaodabaoerzhendebeipanlewo?

wojidehenqingchu,chuchaqianwoyijingjianglajiloulidelajiwanquandaodiaole,zheijiuyiweizhexiaoyaoheshiwochuchadezheijitiancaibeirengjinlajiloude。

可是,这怎么可能?

woshounayaohezaixiyijishangyikaoxiangrangzijilengjingyixia,kequebuxiaoxinpengfanlefangzaishangmiandelianpen。

hualayisheng,penlideyifusaleyidi。

sanluanyifushangyitiaoheiselei**rangwodetongkongzhouranyisuo。

**shidabaoerjingchangchuandeneizhonglianti**,haibeisilandebuchengyangzi。

buyongxikan,wojiuzhidaoneiyiweizheshenme。

kewohaishidaizheyisijiaoxing,jiang**zhuaqilaifangzaibizixiawenlewen,yougudandandexingweishenzhihaiyouxiechouweier,jingyangaosuwozheixiedongxinongshangdeshijianhaibushihenzhang。

zaicilianxiangdaoneitiaoduanxin,wodemeitoujinjindezhouleqilai,xinzangyezhouranyijin,naohaizhonggengshifuxianchudabaoerzaiqitananrenshenxianeibukandehuamian……

suihouwoyoulianxiangdao,shihoudabaoerhuilejia,ranhoutuole**xilegezao,yinggaishiyinweitaileihebuzhidaowotiqianhuijia,suoyijiumeizhejichulizheitiao**。

zhiyuneijinjibiyunyaoyoukenengshizuotianwanshangchide,yeyoukenengshijintianchide。

rushixiangzhe,wohuanhuandezuozailedishang,xinyisuiliechengwushusuipian……

woconglaimeiyouxiangdaodabaoerhuiyouduibuqiwodezheiyitian,wogengmeiyouxiangdao,dabaoerhuirangyigenanrenconghoumianshangta。

congwohedabaoerlianggetouchangjinguokaishiyizhidaoxianzai,jibenshangdoushiyibanyiyande。

keshixianzai,taquehebiedenanren……

erqiefengcideshijiuzaiganggang,tahaizaigenwoxiuenai。

wotongkudejiuchezhetoufa,naodaililuanchengleyituan。

erbianhaosishengyinzainingxiao,nidelaopozuowanjinidailelvmaozi,hahaha,aishiyidaoguang,jiuwennihuangbuhuang?

erqiezheishengyinzaibuduandifangda……zaifangda,haosiyipianwangyangdahai,shunjianbawoyanmeizailelimian,rangwojiyuzhixi。

jiuzaizheishi,turanyishengjianjiao,“ya,jiefu!”

mengranwotaiqitoulai,jiujianxiaoyizierbaoerqiaolianshangjiaohongyipian,erqiemanshiganga,zhenggerenxiangshiyigenmutousidejiangyingzaimenkou。

tadeliangzhixuebaixiaoshouxiangshiyaotuo,youxiangshijinzhuazheyijingtuidaolekuajiandeniuziku,luzhebanjiepingtanbaixidexiaofu,shifendeliaoren。

kanqingkuangxianranshitahuijiayihouniaoji,yiweiweishengjianlimeirenbianchonglejinlai。

womangbihuideniuguotouqu,“erbaoer,jintiannizenmehuilaizheimezao?”

pengdiyisheng,weishengjianfangmenbeiguanshangle,jiutingwaimianchuanlaixiaoshengdeyiju,“aiya,zhenshidiusirenlie。”

wowanquannengxiangdaocishierbaoerneizhouzhexiaobizidexiusaoyangzi,ruguohuanzuopingshiwoyidinghuidoutaliangju,yinweitazhouzhexiaobizideyangzitebiedezhaorenxihuan。

keshicishi,woshenmexinqingdoumeiyoule,youdezhishiwujindefennuhexiuchi。

wobuzhidaoneixiejingchangtingwoshuozheigeshijieshangjibiansuoyounvrenchulegui,wojiadabaoeryejueduibuhuichuguidehuaderenhuizenmekanwo……zhennimashigetiandadefengci!