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huiyiyuyanqiandezhihuhuidaxingchengjidadefengci。
xiayimiao，lujundedianhuajiudaleguolai。
“shishibushinixiangdeneiyang，zhizhi，nitingwojieshi，shichachaganggangnalewodeshouji，fazhewande，tashoujimeidianle，nalewodeshoujikanxiaoshuo，nibieduoxiang，wohetashenmeyemeiyou。”
shuowan，tajiujiwofalezhangzaibangongshidezhaopian，tayilianjinzhangdizuozaigongweishang，diannaohaishikaide，shangmianmanmandeshuju。
erlujunkouzhongde“chacha”，yejiushiguxiaocha，zhengzuozaipangbiandegongweishangxiangwozhaoshou，yanshenlimanshitiaoxin。
qunianwomenzaiyiqihou，lujunjiubawolajinletahepengyoudegongtongqunliao，haiyiqixianxiajuleju。
changshangsuoyourendougonggongjingjingdihanwo“saozihao！”qifenhenrenao。
guxiaochashizuihouyigejinlaide，shenchuanbaisexiaodiaodai，huazhejingzhidezhuangrong，bozishangshoushangdoudaizhejiazhibufeidezhubao。
womeiyouhulvelujunyanzhongyishanerguodejingyan，xinliyoudianbushufu，danyemeiyoushuoshenme。
jingjiuhuanjie，qitarendoushihan“saozihao！”“lufurenhao！”，zhiyoutatiantiandejiaowo:“shenjiejiehao，shenjiejiezhenpiaoliang。”
ranhouzhuantouyuqitarenkansixiaoshengshizedashengdishuo:“waiguonvxingdoubuxihuanguanfuxing，xihuanduli，shenjiejieshiliuxuedehaigui，kendingsixianggengjiapianxiangguowai。”
xianchangdefenweiyoudianganga。
wohaitingdaoyourenzaixiaoshengdidunang：“shenmehaigui，jingshixiechongyang**derenshahunao，sheizhidaotazaiguowaixuelesha，shuobudinghaimeiyouwomenchachadebenkeyouhanjinliang。”
wozhiqianjiutinglujuntiqiguotamenquanzilideren，jibenshangdoushibuxuewushudefuerdai，kaojialihuaqianshangdedaxue。
erguxiaochajiajingyiban，shilujungaozhongshidetongzhuo，yinweixingzidadalieliehelujunhenshitouyuan，changhelujundepengyouyiqiwan，beinvshengguli，suoyilujunjiuzhengshibatajiarutadexiaotuanti。
zaitamenmianqiantiqiwohaiguideshenfen，bujiushixianglakaiwoyutamendejulima？
好低级的小绿茶。
woxiaoxiao，baibaishou，“nixiangduole，woyaojieyiganggangjiushuole，jiulunbudaonizaizheizhuanghaoren。”
guxiaochadelianyibanqing，yibanlv，xianglaishimeixiangdaowoshuohuazheimezhijie，xianzairangtaxiabulaitai。
jiazaizhongjiandelujunmangguolaidayuanchang，“neige......dajiachucijianmian，nanmianbulejieduifang。tianqizheimere，xianhekoushuiba。”
shuozhejiuyaoqunashui，wobaibaishouzuzhita，“zheiliyoubeilvcha，xiangbishizheiweichachajingchanghede，zhongguoyichajieyouqing，helezheicha，womenganghaokeyijiaogepengyou。”
guxiaochamanlianbufuqi，pianpianlujunzheigedazhinanhaiyiweishihaoshi，“nikannisaozidoushuole，helejiushipengyou，nihaizaiyouyushenme。”
guxiaochayouyuandikanleyiyanlujun，yikoumenle。
我直接笑出了声。