“噗——”
fuzhengshimeirenzhuxiaochulesheng。
tadangnianzuodianjingxuanshoushijiushichulemingdehuiyinyangguaiqi，cengjingshuleyichangbisaihoulingchensandianduokaijiaolianhejinglikaizhibo，meitongzhirenheguanli，yirendazhanjibaiwanheifen，dengbaitianjinglixinglehouzhanzhengyijingluoxiaweimu，jinjiwanrenyinweibeifuzhengshiyinyangguaiqiqihunletou，koubuzeyanbeixitongfenglehao。
付正时一战成名。
dancikedefuzhengshiquejuede，jibianshibaneigeshihoudezijilaguolai，kenengyebibuguomianqiandebaiyulingdeyinyanggongli。
“走吧。”
“suzhu，niganmazongshizhenduizheigeduanfeia？”
xitongzaibaiyulingdenaohaizhongyihuobujie。
“nichuanguolaideziliaonidoumeikan？zheinandegenyuanshenjiaowangdetongshihaiyoulianggenanpengyouheyigenvpengyou，buzhidaodeyiweitayaocouyijumajiang，zaiwaiyingxiaozijidefuerdairenshe，shijishangxinyongkadounengcouqiyifupukepai，houlaimeiqianlejiuzhaoyuanshenjie，yuanshendeqianjiewanlehairangyuanshenqudaikuan，shenzhinayuanshendezhaopianhetieshenyifuqumaiqian。fenshoushijuanzouleyuanshenjialisuoyoudezhiqianwujian，sannianqiandiaoshafadixiadeyikuaiqianyingbidoumeifangguo。”
baiyulinglengxiaozhekaikou：“xianzaiyinyangtajijudoushiwogaotaiguishou，tayaoshidongshizheihuirangjiugaiguixiachangzhengfule，”tadunledun，“suipiandeweizhitancedaolema？”
tahuayinluoxia，yizhangwanzhengdeditulikezhanxianzaibaiyulingnaohaizhong，ertadeyanqianzechuxianleyidaolvsedeguangxian，wanyanzhexiangzheloushangdefangxiangerqu。
“zoule，genshang，”baiyulingzhijiemaichulebuzi，“luozaihoumianbeiguichiledewobuguana。”
tahuayinluoxia，qitasanrengenzaitashenhoushanglelou，yipangdegenpaipdjingjingyeyekangzheshexiangjigenleshangqu。
likaileyicengpokaidechuanghu，ercengyishangheideshenshoubujianwuzhi，shexiangjitiqiankailehongwaishexianggongneng，pdkanzheshexiangjilidehuamiandaohainengmianqiangkandaodimiandezhuangkuang，qitajirenjihujiushizhengyanxia，zhinengzhuazheqianmianrendegebo，huanmandichaoqianyidong。
“砰——”
houmianturanxiangqiyishengjudadeshengxiang，xiayikezijishoubeishangchuanlaiyigujuli，zhuaizhebaiyulingjiuyaowangdimianpuqu！
tamenhuxiangqianzhegebo，zheiyixiahoumiandeliangrenyegenzhejiuyaobeizhuaidaodishangqu——
baiyulingfanyingjikuai，genqitarenbutong，zaixitongdejiachixiatanenggoujibenkanqingheianhuanjingzhongdeqingkuang，yankanzhefuzhengshiyilianyingyongfusidebiaoqingwangdixiashuaiguoqu，taxiayishidishoujinleduifangdegebo，huaibaozhefuzhengshizaiyuandizhuanleyiquan，jiangduifanghuanzaizijihuaili，liangrenbijianzhichajilimijiuyaoaizaiyiqi。
【aaaaaakswl！】
【zheigenanrenshibushizaixiao！tashibushizaixiao！】
pddeshexiangjizhongshidijiluxialezheiyimu。
danmushangdeguanzhongdunshichaochengyipian。
“咚！”
ranerxiayike，beiwuqingshuaikaideduanfeihechenjiayanzhongzhongdishuaizailedishang。
meiganshoudaozijiluozaidishangdehuichen，fuzhengshijiemaoweizhan，qingqingzhengkaileyanjing，xiayikejiuduishanglebaiyulingdemouguang。
fangdaderongyanyinzaitadeyanli，taxinliyidong，xiayishijiuyaokaikou，queturanmianseyibian，tongkongfangdamouguangdengzhi——
“ai，wozheiwuchuanfangdegaisidemeilia……”baiyulingkanzhefuzhengshizheifuyangzi，zainaohaizhonggenxitongziliankaikou，“kanbakanba，youyourenbaidaozaiwodebawangzhiqixialeba，suiranfuzhengshishirenwumubiao，buguoyekeyimianqiangdangwodexiaodidema……”
“suzhubiediurenle，”xitonglengmodeshengyinxiangqi，“nihuitou，youjingxi。”
baiyulinghaowufangbeidihuitou，zhenghaoduishangyishuangxuehongdeyanjing！
pdyexiayishishunzhebaiyulingdedongzuozhuandongleshexiangji，danbaiyulinghefuzhengshierrendeshenxingzhenghaodangzhuletamenshenhoudedongxi，shexiangjizhinengyinyinpaichuyimobaise，quekanbuzhenqie。
“乖，闭眼。”
baiyulingyibawuzhulefuzhengshideyanjing，tameiyouhuitou，chongshenhoudepdzhaolezhaoshou：“pdnilai。”
pdbuyiyouta，xiayishidishangqianlejibu。
baiyulingzhihuizhepdbashexiangjijingtoujintiezhezijidehounaoshao，suihouzaidanmuwushude“shabi”、“youbing、“sheiyaokannidehounao”depinglunlimengdidunxialeshenti！
xiayike，yizhangliansecanbaiwuguanniuquyanjingxuehongdelianmengranchuxianzaizhiboli！
【wonimaaaaaa！】
【wocaowocaowocaowocao！！！】
【……%#￥%@#%……】
guanzhongxianranyebeihedebuqing，zhenggepingmukongbailejimiao，caizhongxinyoubeimimimamadedanmupuman。
pdgengshibeihedeyipiguzuozailedishang。
ranerguibingmeiyouchuxiantaizhangshijian，xiayikeshexiangjineijiuyijingkongwuyiwu，danyinweiwushudewangyoujieletu，dajiahennanxiangxinganggangneizhishiyichanghuanjue。
baiyulingjianqibeiganggangdenvguicaizaijiaoxiadesuipian，chongjingtouhuanglehuang：“surprise！”
ranerguanzhongyijingwuxinqukantashoulidesuipian，cishizhibojianlipudemanmandedoushidanmu。
mimimamashiwangyouzuihoudezizun。
“suzhu，nijuebujuedeganggangmubiaodebiaoxianyoudianqiguai？”
heguoleguanzhong，xitongqingshengkaikou。
baiyulingbeitashuodedongzuoyidun。
queshi，zhaolilaishuoxianzaifuzhengshihaimeiyoukaiqiyinyangyan，tayinggaixiangdishangdeduanfeihechenjiayanyiyang，zhinengganshoudaozhouweimomingdelengyihemengrandexinji，erbushikandaoganggangdenvgui……
xiangdaozheili，baiyulinghuaiyidikanxianghaizaizijihuailidefuzhengshi。
“baizhishenxiaojie，wochengrennizheibaliqihenzhenjingren，danshinengbawofangxialema？”
fuzhengshizaojiuyijingzhengkaileyanjing，cishizhengchenzhemouzikanzhebaiyuling，yuqilipoyoujifenyaoyaqiechideweidao：“haiyou，mafannakainideshou。”
“啊？”
baiyulingbeitashuodeyileng，ditoujiukanjianzijigangganghailanzhefuzhengshijianbangdeshou，ganggangzaiyidongdeguochengzhongweilechengzhuduifangdeyao，cishiyijinghuandaoleduifangdepigushang。
talengshendeshihouzongshirongyizuochuyixiexiayishidedongzuo。
cishibeifuzhengshidingzhe，baiyulingturanjiuxiayishidinielenieshoulideruanrou。
别说，弹性不错。
fuzhengshideliandunshiheilitouhong，tayishuangyouheidemouzilishengzhejimoweixiandeguangmang：“qingwenshouganruhe？haimanyima？”
“haixing，”baiyulingshunzhetadehuahuiyiqiganggangdeshougan，“shishenyikanjiushijingchangjianshen，jiroujinshi，fangzaixiaoshuolizenmeyenengsantiansanyebuchumen，yifazhongjiangrangnvzhusanbaotaidaiwapao。”
系统几乎要死机。
“suzhu，suanwoqiuni，shouleshentongba！”