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“bukuishisjijineng，zheiyetaiqiangle！”
linfengyouxiexingfendewolewoquan。
ranhoukanxiangpangbianzhengzaipinchangmeishidexiongmaobaobao。
“xiaotuanziganjinchia！”
“deng—xiagedainiqudaye！”
“……”
“什么？”
“jidaxiongmaozuozhenjiu？”
“开什么玩笑？”
国家农业大学。
jiaoshishitangdongce—gekaochuangdejiaoluoweizhi，turanbaochu—zhenqiguaidejinghu。
zuozaijiujinfanzhuoshangzhengzaichiwufandejimingnianqingjiaoshitingdaoshengyin，qiqihuitoukanle—yan。
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