第2章

“爸,你回来了!”

yanqianqishuashuazhanzhesangebandananhaier,dadekanzheshiyiersui,xiaodeyeyouwuliusuile,hunshenyifubudingluozhebuding,toufadouluanzaozao,genjiwoside,lianshangyoushouyouganbie,weiyousanshuangyanjing,jiongjiongyoushen,kanzhemenwai,manyanfangguang。

kefaxianjinlaidebingbushilintianyuehou,laodalinxunxiaolianlikelengxialai:“tayouhuilaiganma?”

laoerlinranjiazaizhongjian,chongzhangqiaogangayixiao。

laosanlinjinzuixiao,yezuizhijie,tahedesayazijiupao,“dage,ergekuaiguanmen,hulijinghuilaile!”

zhiliuxiazhangqiaoyilianmengbidezhanzaimenwai。

她,狐狸精?

zhangqiaoxiangqilaile,nanzhulintianyuecengjingshouyangguosangenanhai,yinggaijiushiyanqianzheisanxiaozhile。

neibenxiaoshuo,zhangqiaohoumiankandehuluntunzao,yinyinyueyuejide,lintianyuehaorenyouhaobao,tashouyangdesangehaizihoulaidouhenyouchuxi,yiweishikeyanjiededalao,yiweijieshoulejialideshengyi,chengleshangjiedalao,lingyiweizequlebuduililian,chenglezuinianqingdezhihuiguan。

zongzhi,zheiyijiazidoushiyeyoucheng,weiyideyihan,jiushilintianyueyizhimeiyouzijidehaizi……

zhangqiaoyouditou,molemotayijiupingtandexiaofu。

suirandoushizhipianren,querangtaduihaiweimoumiandelintianyueshengchujifenlianai。

等等……

ruguozheiyijiazidoushiweilaidalao,congxianzaikaishi,tajiulaolaobaojintamendatui,shibushizheibeizijiukeyitangping,buyongfendoule?

chuanshuqian,zhangqiaozuidadeyuanwang,jiushishixiancaifuziyou,tangpingbailanxiangshourensheng,suoyi,tapinlemingdezhibo,daozhizhouyediandao,jiaoyishuaidounengzhijiegadiao,chuandaozheililai,daosiyemeishixianmengxiang。

xiangbudao,chuanshuqianbunengshixiandemengxiang,chuanshuhou,jingranyoukenengshixian!

不不,先冷静!

xianzaineisanxiaozhikeduitaxianqidebuxing,tadexianggebanfalalongcaixing。

qishi,buguaitamenduitayinxiangbuhao,shizaishiyuanlaideneigezhangqiaotaizuole。

youlanyouchanbushuo,haitiantianrangrangzhejiakuile,dongbudongjiuyaozheisanxiaozhiganchuqu,renjianengxihuantajiuguaile!

suanle,jilaizhi,zeanzhi。

zhangqiaodasuanjinqukankanqingkuangzaishuo。

tayizoujin,sanxiaozhibiwenyisidesisanzhepaokai。

menchangkaizhe,limianyigongsanjianwuzi,zhongjianwuzibaizhecanzhuohetiaodeng,yinggaisuanketingle。

zuoyougeyigefangjian,youbianneijianshizhangqiaohelintianyuedehunfang,jiajubijiaojiandan,haiguazhefensedewenzhang,tiezhehongxizi。

zuobiandefangjianbijiaojianlou,zhiyouliangzhangdachuang,yizhangzhuozi,yinggaishineisanxiaozhizhude。

zhangqiaofangxiashoulidelanzi,chaozheyuanlihanleyisheng:“nimenjigechifanlema?”

没人应她。

youguoleshijifenzhong,congwaimianchufangpiaolaidandandeqingxiang。

laodalinxunduanzheyiwanpiaozheyouhuadeconghuatangmianjinlai,pengdewangtamianqianyifang。

miantiaosuirankanzheguadan,danzaineigewuzhikuifadeniandai,yesuanbucuodeshiwule。

“给我的?”

zhangqiaozouleyilu,haizhenele。

tashifenjingxideduanqimianlaiwenlewen,quejianlinxunchenzhexiaolian:“wobashuole,nizaiyitian,jiuyouniyikouchide!juebukuidai!”

“那你们吃什么?”

“要你管!”

shuozhe,youtouyebuhuijinlewaimiandechufang。

张俏:我还偏管了!

taqishen,genzailinxunshenhoujinlechufang,linran,linjinliangxiaozhizhengdunzaidishang,boyigekaoshudetudou,erguotaishang,jigewowotou,sanwanmiantang,jiushitamensangedewancanle。

zhangqiaochulaideturan,sangehaizifanyingbuji,yishidairuomuji。

tamenbotudoudexiaoshoushangzhanlehui,heihuhude,peishangjiwotou,gengxiandekelian。

meilaiyoude,zhangqiaoyouxieyansuan。

jitayigedarenchimiantiao,ersangehaiziquehemiantang,kentudou,yigegeedemianhuangjishoude,kejianzheinvzhurenzhiqianzaijialiduobahu,shenmedouyaozhanzuihaode。

造孽啊!

“biechile,kaotudouyoushenmehaochide,nimenjiwodengzhe!”

zhangqiaoqiangxiatamenshoulidetudou,zhuanshenjiuzou。

duziyoudiane,xiangdaoduzilidehaizi,xiansanliangkoubamianchile,youbazhiqianneigelanzinadaochufang。

limianyourou,youmi,haiyoutang……

sangehaizimianmianxiangqu,fangfozaishuo,kan,tayounazhebabadeqian,jizijimaihaochide。

fanzhengyemeitamendefen,sangerencailandekantazheteng。

zaiyuanzili,jiutingchufanglizizilalayihuierbaochuyouxiang,yihuieryouchuanlairouxiang,yihuieryouchuanlaimixiang。

zhangqiaoconglaimeiyongguozheizhongbenzhongdezaotai,dantayouyuanzhudejiroujiyi,jiupingzhebennengcaozuo。

zhiyuzuocaidebenshi,tachuanshuzhiqiankeshigexiaochihuo,pingshijiuaiyanjiumeishi,xiachufangjiushitazuiaideapp。

yongleyigeduoxiaoshi,zhangqiaozuoleyiguotudouhongshaorou,jianyuanzilizhangzhexihongshi,tazhaileliangke,dagejidan,youzuolegexihongshijidantang,zhengletimifan。

linjiasanxiaozhiyouduojiumeiwenguorouweier,kandaozhangqiaoduanzheyidawanroupiliangchengcheng,fanzheyouguangdehongshaorou,huidaofangjian,chulelaodalinxun,linranhelinjinzhichandeliukoushui。

“linxun,linran,linjin,jinlaiyiqichifan,kuaidian!”

wumenchangkaizhe,zhangqiaobaihaokuaizi,jitamenmeirenshengleyidawanmifan,haireqingdechaotamenzhaoshou。

linran,linjingangyaowangqianmaibu,jiutingdaolaodalinxunhoulonglikesouyisheng:“buxudangpantu!”

laoerlinranminminganliedezuichun:“ge,yourouchi。keshitaweishenmeturanduiwomenzheimehaoni?”

linsanlinjin:“duiya?”

laodayejuedeneixiangweiyichangpubi,tajueqiangdezhuanguoshenqu:“kendingmeianhaoxinbei,shuobudingzairoulixialeyao,nimenwangle,shangyicitahaigenneigelaotaiposhangliang,yaobawomenmiyunle,maijirenfanzi。”

laoer:“duiduidui,huainvrendehuabunengxin!pingshiyouhaochidedouzangqilaizijichi,zheicizheimedafang,kendingxiayaole!”

laosanfengkuangtianzuichun:“keshi,zhendehaoxiang。haoxiangchirou!”

laoda,laoer:“qiaonineidianchuxi!”

zhangqiaojiansangerenbudong,haizaineididigugu,suoxingchulaijiaoren,ketagangmaichumenjian,sangehaizigenjianguiside,sayazijiupao。

“这什么毛病?”

嫌她做得不好吃?

这可是肉啊!

zhangqiaoyouxieyumendehuiqujiaqiyikuaichanglechang,jintiandunhongshaoroushi,tateyichaolegetangse,xiangtianruannuo,rangtarenbuzhugantan:“zhenxiang,haideshizheizhongchunlvsewugonghaidezhurouzuihaochi!”

zhangqiaoyibianjujiao,yibianguanchawaimian,naihetabazuidoubajisuanle,neisanxiaozhijiushibushangdang。

zenmeban?jiedechouyoudianda,youdiannangao?

zhangqiaoshoutuosai,yanjingyizhuan,youyoulezhuyi。

tajiazhuangchileyihuier,jiuzhanqilaishouzhuozi,guyidashengdeshuo:“aiya,zheimexiangderoudoubuchi。neiwojiuzangqilai,mingtianjiezhechi!”

zhangqiaobarouhemifantongtongfangjindaguoliwenzhe,congqian,yuanzhuzaijialichidushiguanle,youshenmehaochide,douhuizangqilaiyigerenchi。

neisanxiaozhibijingshihaizi,zhenejile,chentabubei,jiuhuitoutadedongxichi。

genghekuang,zheiqingtangguashuideniandai,sheibuchanrou?

guoran,zhangqiaobaroufangguoli,youbaquheideguotainamobuzizixixicale,shoushixiayuanzi,shaoledianreshui,dalepenshui,tajiuhuifangjianguanhaomen,dasuanxishuanshuijuele。

meiguoduojiu,jiutingdaoyuanzilixixisuosuo,jiezhejiushichufangmenbeidakaidezhiyasheng。

zhangqiaoguanergouchun,xiaoyang,haizhibulenimensangexiaopengyou!

……

chufangli,sangehaizijiuzhehunandedengpao,fengkuangwangzuilibafan。

“zhenxiang,wodeshetoudouyaobeixiangdiaole。”

“hulijingjingranroudouzangqilai,haidangtabianhaole,yuanlaihaishineiyang!bushi,xiaosan……nimandian,bieyezhe。”

“fanzhengzheiroutashinabadeqianmaide,zanpingshabuchi?”

linxunchiledabanwanfan,weilizongsuanchongshiyixie,tingdaozheili,tayouyilianyouyudebakuaizifangxia:“badouguanjinquwutianle,daodishenmeshihounengfangchulai?”

yijuhua,sanxiaozhidouchenmole。

xiangshuixiandichupianpi,gaigekaifangdechunfenghaimeiyouwanquanchuidaozheili,jiashangdifangshangsixiangshoujiu,duisizizuoxiaoshengyidedajiliduhenyan,zhiyaozhuadao,dongzhejiuguanjitian,zaiyanzhongde,haihuipanxing。

lintianyuejiushuyuzhongdiandajideduixiang。

linxunxiaolianningzhong:“wozhaochengangshuwenle,bazheiyicikongpayaobeidangchengdianxingle。”

linran:“a?babuhuibeiqiangbiba!”

linjinyibianjiaofan,yibianyanlishanzheleihua:“neiwomenshibushijiuyaobeihulijingjimaile?wuwuwu,woyaobaba,woyaobaba!”

“嘘!”

yuanzilituranyouyouxiangdong,linxunshuqierduoqingting,gangyaoqishenquchakan,jiujianmenlianyixian,yidaogaodalinglideshenyingjinlai。