tazheifanhua，shuodeshikangkaijiang，quexiandecangbaiwuli。
chenjianyequexiangshizhuazhulewentiguanjian，mengditaiqitoudao:“bixia！quanzikouchukuangyan，chongzhuanglebixiahecengshangshu，chenjiaoziwufang，zuigaiwansi！”
“danquanzisuiranhunzhang，ketayouyijuhua，chenyiwei，meiyoushuocuo！”
“fangxunkangzai，naishiguozhidashi，guanhuwanminshengsi！wodengshijunzhilu，dangweijunfenyou！rujindadiyikui，hongshuitaotian，wodengbuxiangzheruhejiuzai，ruheanzhibaixing，quezaizheilizhenglunyigeshapan，zhenglunshenmetiannurenyuan！”
“zhei……zheiqibushibenmodaozhi，huatianxiazhidajima？”
chenjianyerongmabansheng，suiranbushanyanci，dancikeqingjizhixia，yifanhuaqueshishuodezhidiyousheng，kengqiangyouli。
tazheishizaidayuanchang，yeshizaijinvdiyigetaijiexia。
yisishi，woerzishigehunqiu，shuodehuaninbiewangxinliqu。
danshi，tatichulaidezheigewenti，queshishishizaizaibaizaiyanqiande！
nishihuangdi，zongbunengfangzhetaotiandehongshuibuguan，feiyaojiuzhewoerzizheidianxiaocuobufangba？
ciyanyichu，chaotangzhishang，bushaoyuanbenzhonglideguanyuan，yedoufenfendiantou，shenyiweiran。
longyizhishang，zhulianzhihou。
xiaowushuangneishuangshensuidefengmouzhong，taotiandeshayizaoyiqiaoransanqu。
querdaizhide，shiyizhongbinglengcigudeshenshi。
“曾尚书。”
nvdizhuchunqingqi，shengyinqingleng，budaiyisiyihaodeganqing：“jinganhousuoyan，buwudaoli。zhenxianzaibuxiangtingshenmetianzairenhuo，yebuxiangzhuijiusheiduisheicuo。”
“zhenzhixiangzhidao，guanjiangjuedi，hongshuisanrihoubianhuididajingji。”
“nigongbuguanxiatianxiashuili，keyouyingduizhice？”
ciyanyichu，cengzhiwendexin，shunjianchendaolegudi。
完了！
bixiazheishixinleneixiaowangbadandexie，kaishizhuijiugongbudezerenle！
tashuangtuiyiruan，chadianyegenzheguilexiaqu，zuichunduosuozhe，bantianshuobuchuyijuhualai。
应对之策？
tanengyoushenmeyingduizhice？
wangnianxiaxun，wufeijiushipaixieminfu，jiaguyixiadiba，zhunbeiyixieshadaimushi。
可现在，堤都决了！
还加固个屁啊！
xianzaidetoudengdashi，shizhunbeijiuzai。
“hui……huibixia……”
yiminggongbushilangyingzhetoupizhanlechulai，zhanzhanjingjingdishuodao：“chen……chendengyiwei，dangwuzhiji，shilikepaiqianbingma，qianwangxiayou，zuzhibaixingcheli，tongshi……tongshizhengdiaominfu，zhunbeishadai，zaijingjiwaiwei，xiuzhudierdaofangxian……”
tashuode，doushixielaoshengchangtandefazi。
远水解不了近渴。
sanrishijian，zhengdiaominfu，xiuzhudierdaofangxian？
开什么玩笑！
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“xiuzhudierdaofangxian？nigaosuzhen，sanrizhinei，ninashenmequxiu？nazuima？”
binglengdeshengyin，rutongwanzaihanbing，rangneiminggongbushilanghunshenyizhan，dangchangjiutanruanlexiaqu，zaiyebuganduoyan。
suoyougongbudeguanyuan，quandoudizhetou，daqidoubuganchuanyikou。
kanzhezheiqunjiunangfandaidemoyang，xiaowushuangzhijuedeyiguwumingzhihuozhichongnaomen。
zheijiushitayizhongdedachen？
zheijiushitazhixiadegongbu？
pingriliyigegeayufengcheng，liuxupaima，bayigeposhapanchuidetianhualuanzhui。
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taturantaiqitou，muguangsisididingzhulezhanzaidianzhongyangdechenchuan，xiangshizhuazhuleyigenjiumingdaocao。
“chendengwuneng，zhouranzhijiandequemeiyouliangce。jinganhouzhizichenchuan，yifangaotankuolun，jiangwodenggongbupibodeshiyiwushichu，tiwuwanfua！”
“kejianchengongziduizheishuilizhishi，jianjiezhishen，yuanchaowodeng！”
“yichenkan，chengongzijirannengyiyankanchuwodengdewentisuozai，xiangbixinzhong，yeyidingzaojiuyouleyingduicicihongzaidewanquanzhice！”
“bixiahebuqingjiaoyixiazheiweishaonianyingcai？rangtalaigaosuwodeng，zheitaotianhongshui，daodigairuhezhili？”
“yehaorangwodengzheixiewunengzhibei，kaikaiyanjie，xuexuebenshia！”
zheifanhua，shuodeshiyinsunzhiji！
你不是能说会道吗？
nibushibawomengongbubiandeyiwenbuzhima？
行啊！
光说不练假把式！
你行你上啊！
niyaoshinabuchubanfalai，neijiushixinkoucihuang，qijunwangshang！
guanjiangjuediyichengshishi，zaiqingyijingchengli，zheigeshihoujiushilongwangyelaile，yedepaogehongshuizaolezaizou。
你陈川有这个本事？
yishunjian，suoyourendemuguang，zaicijujiaodaolechenchuandeshenshang。
chenjianyedexin，ganggangcaifangxiayiban，cikeyoushunjiantidaolesangziyan。
tasisididengzhecengzhiwen，henbudechongshangqushengsilezheizhanglaolian！
老狐狸！
太他妈阴险了！
jiulianxiaowushuang，kanxiangchenchuandemuguangzhong，yeduoleyisitanxun。
tahuanhuankaikou，shengyintingbuchuxinu:“chenchuan，nishuodetoutoushidao，keyouliangce？”
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qiaotafenxishuili，dequeyoujifandaoli，shuobudingzhenyoushenmejianyiyeweikezhi。
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neixiaorong，kandecengzhiwenxinlizhifamao。
zhijianchenchuanshangqianyibu，duizhelongyishangdenvdi，bubeibukangdigonglegongshou：“huibixia。liangcesuanbushang，dancaomindequeyougefazi，kehuanjiejingjishuihuan！”
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daoshihou，zijizaitianyoujiacuyifan，zhitayigeqijunwangshangzhizui，qibumeizai？
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buguangshita，manchaowenwu，youyigesuanyige，quandouyongyizhongkanshazibandeyanshenkanzhechenchuan。
jiulianganggangcaiweierzinieleyibalenghandechenjianye，cikeyeshiyilianmengbi，zuibazhangdenengsaixiayigejidan。
zheinizi……shenmeshihouhaidongshuilile？
我怎么不知道？
longyizhishang，zhulianzhihou。
xiaowushuangneishuanggujingwubodefengmouzhong，yezhongyufanqileyisilianyi：“nidaoshishuoshuo，niyoushenmefazi？”
chenchuanqingleqingsangzi，yingzhemanchaowenwuhuozhiyi，huobiyi，huohaoqidemuguang，bujinbumandituchulesigezi。
“caomindefazi，zongjieqilaijiusigezi。”
“以水治水。”