第3章

gangshangyoueryuanneinian,antianjiaodaodiyigehaopengyou,jieguoshenhuaiyeyongjiketangguojiubaduifangpianzoule。

shangxiaoxuedeshihou,antianxihuanshangletongzhuodenansheng,shenhuaiyepaoquzhaolaoshishuozijijinshikanbujianheiban,yaoqiuhuanzuowei,yingshengshengchaisanleliangren。

duchuzhongdeshihou,antianqingdouchukai,jibancaosongqingshu,jieguoshenhuaiyehuijialushangjiubarenzouleyidun。

zuiguofendeshigaozhongdeshihou,nanshenxiangantiangaobai,jieguoshenhuaiyegaosuduifang,tabuaiweisheng,shitiancaixiyicizao,zhijiebananshenhepaole。

zongzhizhiyaoshiantianyoushenmehaoshi,shenhuaiyezongshihuilaigaopohuai。

suoyiliangrencaihuibianchenglaosibuxiangwanglaidesiduitou。

zhiyaojianmian,bicijueduimianbuleyizhenlengchaorefeng。

kanzheantianchongmanjingtidelian,shenhuaiyegouqichunjiao,“fangxin,wobushilaizhaoshide。”

antianbanxinbanyi,“neinilaiganshenme?”

shenhuaiyesixiaofeixiao,“woshilaizhaonifuzede。”

“负责?”

antianyitouwushui,“fushenmeze?”

shenhuaiyemeishuohua,xianglinxiaojizisidelinqishenjingchen,diudaoantianmianqian,“jiaoma。”

zheilianggeziyichu,youruqingtianpilijiangxia。

shenjingchenyangzhexiaolian,naishengnaiqidihan:“ma。”

antianhuiguoshen,lianshuayixiazhangdetonghong,“shenhuaiye,nibiehushuobadao,sheishitama?”

tayigehuanghuadaguinv,lianwendoumeijieguo,nalaideerzi?

erqiehaishizheimedadeerzi!

shenhuaiyebochunxiatouzheruoyousiwudexiao,“womeihushuobadao,tajiushinierzi。”

tapailepaishenjingchendenaodai,“xiaozi,nishuoshibushi?”

shenjingchenyilianrenzhendidiantou,“nijiushiwomama,womeiyourencuo!”

shenhuaiyechongantiantailetaixiaba,yanshenfangfozaishuo“womeipianniba”。

antiannaodailiyipianhundun,houzhihoujuefanyingguolaishenme,kanchuanbantuozhangshengdiao,“e,wozhidaole,nishikanwoyaojiehunle,suoyiguyihenierzizaiwomianqianyanxi,xiangyaojiwotiandushiba?”

tajiuzhidao,shenhuaiyeturanshangmenkendingmeihaoshi。

liangrenyixiangbuduifu,zhidaotayaojiehun,shenhuaiyenengzuodezhucaidui。

shenhuaiyejunlindemeifengtiaoletiao,“nijuedewozaipianni?”

“neiburanni?”antianxiongyouchengzhu,“womenyoumeishuiguo,nalaidehaizi?”

shenhuaiyemanyouyoukaikou:“sheishuowomenmeishuiguo?”

antianshunjiantoupifama,“nibiepohuaiwomingsheng,sheigennishuiguo?”

jiushiquanshijiedenanrensiguangle,tayejueduibukenenggenshenhuaiye**!

shenhuaiyezuijiaoyangqihudu,tacongkoudailitaochushouji,zaipingmushangcaozuojixiahourengleguoqu,“kankan。”

antianshoumangjiaoluanjiezhushouji,liangqidepingmuliheranchuxianliangrendelian。

tatongkongzhousuo,zhengyuanleyanjing。

zhijianzhaopianliantiantangzaishenhuaiyedehuaizhong,yanweishihong,**zaikongqizhongdepifubumanhonghen,yikanjiushijinglilemouzhongbuzhengjingdeshiqing。

erbianxiangqishenhuaiyeyeyudesangyin:“dangshiwojiushidanxinnilaizhang,suoyicaipailetupian,guoranpaishangleyongchang。”

antianjiejiebaba:“zheizhaopiankendingshipsde。”

tayaoshizhendegenshenhuaiyeshuiguo,zenmehuiyidianjiyidoumeiyou?

suoyizheiyidingshishenhuaiyezhaorenzuodezhaopian!

对,没错!

antianzheiyanganweizheziji,yishenhuaiyedeweiren,zuochuzheizhongshiqingyebuxiqi。

shenhuaiyehaoxiangcaidaotahuizheimeshuo,“wozheilihaiyoushipin,niyaoshibuxiangxin,woyekeyidakaijinikan。”

antianbashoujirenghuishenhuaiyeshenshang,kekebabadishuo:“shipinyenengzuojia,zaishuole,ruguowogennishuile,wozenmewanquanmeiyinxiang。”

shenhuaiyemanyouyoubashoujifanghuikoudai,“dangshinibeirenxialeyao,dangranmeiyinxiang。”