第3章 做我女朋友

“niyaozuoshenme?”xiaweiyileng,qiaolianturanfahong。

“xiazongninzheishimingzhiguwenme。”woheheyixiao:

xiaweidelianseyizhenhongbaijiaoti,yanshenxilidejihunengsharen,daizhewohentaoyandebiyihelengmo。

“痴心妄想!”

woxiaolexiao,“bushixiazongninzijishuodedoukeyima,wobuyaoqian,jiuzhinengweiquninpabanxiaoshibaiqiangle。”

xiaweihedexiaweishentiyizhan,zhangzuijiuyaohanjiuming。

jiuzaizheiyishunjian,woditouwenzhuxiaweidechun。

wenbawosongkaidizaiqiangshangdeshou,tuilejibu,koushangchenshan,kanzhefangfojiehouyusheng,kourengjulieqifudexiawei。

“jiranxiazongninbushede,wozongnengxianshougelixiba。”

“ni”xiaweifennu,qiaolianhongdegenranbuyiyang。

“gunchuqu!”tahuranyizhimenkou,yongbinglengqieburongzhiyideyuqishuodao:

“nibeijiegule,nizheizhongliumangbupeijinwomengongsi。”

wodandanyixiao,“xiazong,wogennindezhanghaimeisuanwanni,ninxianzaiwuquanjieguwo。”

临走前,我还嗤笑她

shenhouchuanlaixiaweidenuhousheng,wolakaibangongshimendabuzoulechuqu。

wozoudaoloutijian,nachuxiangyandianran,yibianchou,yibiansikaohoumianzenmeban。

xiaweisuanshibeiwodezuisile,kewobuzaihu,zheinvrenweilezijidelianmian,haiwobaizuosannianlao。

keyiyuxiangdao,xiaweihoumiankendinghuihuanzhefaerdidiaonanwo,zaiyanwuliaoraoli,wohuranxiangdao,ruguoxianzaixiangtashizidakaikounaqianzouren,wohuoxukeyikaishixindeshenghuo。

kezaijianyulidesanniangoushishenghuo,rangwobuxiangqingyifangguozheigenvren。

wohehezichaozhe,buzhicongshenmeshihouqi,wobianchenglecengjingzijizuitaoyandeneizhongren。

shoujipingmuhuranliangqi,lailetiaoxinxinxi,meixiangdaoshiqiannvyoufalaide:

qinyang,wojiniyinxingkacunlewuwan,ninazhehaohaozhaoguziji,woyaojiehunle。

shoujicongzhangxinhualuo,wowuzhelianbatoumaijinxigaili......

liangjiu,womaleyijutamadeaiqing,qishenchaoxiaweidebangongshidabuzouqu。

wojuexinbuzoule,jiuliuzaizheilitiantianexinzheinvren!

wotuimenjinqushi,yimingxizhuanggelvdenanyuangong,zhengyilianchuitousangqigenxiaweihuibaoshenme。

“xiazong,duifanghaishibukenqianhetong......”

xiaweiyileng,danhaosizheijieguozaitayiliaozhizhong,ranhoupingjingshuodao:

“wozhidaole,shizaibuxing,zheidanjiuzheiyangsuanle。”

“kebuqianzheigedan,gongsikejiu”neinanyuangongsihuxiangshuoshenme,shengyinyuelaiyuedi。

danxiaweiquezhishirouleroumeixin,bushuohua。

zheishidexiaweiwanquanmeiyougangcaineifengaogaozaishangdeqishi,youdezhishineikanqilaishenxinpibeideyangzi。

rangrenxinzhongrenbuzhushengchujifenlianxizhiyi。

wokanzhe,xinzhongyeshiweiweixindong,zuishangqueshishuodao:

“wohaiyiweixiazongjiusuanrenpinbuxing,xihuanenjiangchoubao,dangongzuoshangyinggaishigejianchibutuoxiederen,yuanlaiyeshigeqingyishuofangqide,guaibudeshouxiayuangongliangehetongdounabuxia。”

zheihualidefengcixianeryijian。

suiranxiaweiheneinanyuangongliangrenshuodehuabuduo,danwoyijingdazhicaicedechutamenshuodeshishenme。

sihuxiaweirangneinanyuangongquheshenmekehutanhetong,danneikehubijiaojishouchichibuqianyue。

xiaweiwenyan,zhouqimeitoukanwo,“zheishiwomengongsideshi,nibudongbuyaochazui!”

wosongsongjian,“xiazongninwangle,woganggangmianshitongguole,yijingsuannimengongsirenle,erqiewodaxuezhuanyejiushishichangyingxiao,shuobudingbixiazongninhaiyaodongdeduo。”

xiaweiyanshengengjiaxili,luozaiwoshenshang,neilengbingbingdemoyangsihuyaoshasiwoyiban。

tasongkaijinzhoudemeitou,neishuangruhubobandongrendeyanmouluozaiwoshenshang,wendao:

“neinijuedeshenweiyimingxiaoshou,zenyangcainengtuixiaochuqunidedongxi,rangkehuheniqianxiaheyue。”

wobujiasisuojiuhuidadao:

“rendoubushishazi,neiziranyaorangkehuzhidaonidongxidehao,jinliangcuchengshuangfangdouyouyidejieguo,zheiyangjiunengqianxiaheyue。”

“danxiazongnizheigeshiqingjiubuyiyangle,buyongzheimefeilide......”

我故意买了关子。

“weishenme?”xiaweizhoumei。

“yinweixiazongninshencaihaoa,hainenghejiu,zhiyaoniwangneiliyitang,neihaiyoushenmedanzitanbuxialai!”

“ni!”xiaweidunshiqideliansefabai。

zheicibudengxiaweishuohua,yipangneinanyuangongqueshirenbuzhule,fenfenshuodao:

“xiaozi,jirannizheimezhuai,youbenshiniqubazheidannaxia,biezhihuibb!”

womeiyoudalineinanyuangong,ershiwenxiawei,“zheiyeshinideyisi?”

xiaweichensilehuier,dandandao:

“zheidanshiwomengongsidedadan,jiazhiqianwan,ruguonizhenyoubenshinengnaxialai,tichengjinianbaifenzhiyisuan。”

“danruguoninabuxiadehua,jiudechengrenzijishigemeiyoubenshidecaobao,bujinruci,womendeshiqingyedaociweizhi!”

“xiazong,wokeyilijiechengnizaigenwodadume?”woxiaole,meixiangdaoxiaweizaizheilidengzhewo。

“suanshiba。”xiaweilengdanhuida。

“kexiazong,ninzheiyangbugongpinga,zheidanziwulunnengbunengnaxia,benshengenwomenzhiqiandeshiqingwuguan,erqieneitichengyeshiwoyingdede。”

“erqienizhenyaodudehua,womendejiageduzhu。”woshuodao。

“什么赌注?”

“很简单。”

womuguangsiwujidandezaitashenshangdaliangzhe,congneijuemeidelianjiawangxiawangqu,lianshangluchuleyilianwanweidexiaorong。

“nibushishuoyaopeichangwoma,neiruguowonaxiazheiyidan,nijiuyaozuowonvpengyou!”