第1章 踹不死你

“tingshuodengchaochuguile?nixinma?”

“gun,dengchaochuguileguanwoshenmeshi!kongxuebulaifeng,nishuoxinbuxin?”

“heihei,dengchaokebizhuoyankanqilaizhengjingduole,nibiebuxin。”

“gun,taxianzaitiantianzaiwoneili,wohaibuxinzheiyangtadougan!”

erbianhaiyouqianjitianhewangsuzhenneierbitaolundehua,xuzhenzhendaoshimeiyouxiangdaohaizhenshiyiyuchengchenle。

douguaitadangchutainianshao,huashuodetaitemedemanle!xianzaihaole,zishiqiguodeziweigentunlegegangchilexiangdecangyingyiyangnanshou。

dengchaozheimedaomaoanrandeyigerendouchuguile,zhuoyanzheidianxingchunhongchibaidegongzigenengjindezhuyouhuo?!

xuzhenzhenzhanzaizijiawoshimenqian,yayaoleyouyao,zuihouhaishijuedingdengdaijingjingdidengyideng。

“yan,shiwomeihaishibiaojiemei?”

nvrendejiaosedeshengyincongfangjianlimianchuanlai,xuzhenzhenjiaobudunledun,ceertingzhemenneideyidong。

“baobei,dangranshinimei,nizuimeile,

nanrendeshengyinshuxiyoumosheng,yinyazhongshixuzhenzhencongweitingguodeyinse。

“讨厌,

深你妹!

zhenshirenwukerenwuxuzairenle,xuzhenzhenzhijiejiuchuaikailemen,haowuyiwaikanzheyisibuguadelianggerenchayidikanzhemenkoudeta。

“啊!”

“zhenzhen!ni,nitingwoshuo!”

cierdejianjiao,nanrenjiaojidehansheng,wuzineijifeigoutiaoyiban。

xuzhenzhenxiangdoumeixiangjiubazijishoushanglinzhedebaobaowangneitianbuzhichidelianggerenshenshangrengleguoqu,zaizhuoyanshangqianbanglinxueerdangzhiqianliangbubingyibudishangqianjiangtamenzhexiudebeidanzhijiejiuzhuailexialai。

“a!xuzhenzhenniyoubingma?!”

haimeilaidejifanyingguolaidelianggerenshentihaijiaochanzaiyiqi,zhishinanrendemouwubeixuzhenzhendedongzuozhijiejiuhedeweile。

xuzhenzhenjiangbeidanjuanlewangyipangyireng,kanzhelianggerenlenglengyixiao。

zhuoyanhelinxueeryizheng,kanzhelengxiaodexuzhenzhen,shoumangjiaoluandiyibiannazhezhentoudangzheyibianjiaohanzhe:“nixiangganshenme!”

“zhenzhen,ni,nibiechongdong!”

冲动?

xuzhenzhenzhijuedehaoxiao,taxiangshichongdongderenma?tajianzhijiushichongdongqilaibushirenhaoma?!

zhijieshangqianduizhelinxueerfanzhebuzhidaoshinuqihuozheshiqingchaodelianshenshoujiushiyizhua,“wohenisheimei?wojiaozhitoudoubinimeihaoma?”

shuozhe,tazhijiejiushenshoulakailinxueerdangzaisandiandezhentou,yibarengdaolingwaiyibian,nachushoujiandaopaishe:“jirannizheimexiangchuming,womanzunijiushile!”

yipangzhuoyanzhengtizhekuzizaichuan,jianxuzhenzhennachushouji,shouyidou,yibianlazhekuziyibianzouguoqu,xiangyaozuzhi:“zhenzhen,niganshenme!tinghua,bienao!”

xuzhenzhenhuitoukanzhezhuoyanneizhangexindezuilian,nazheshoujiduizhetayoupailejizhang:“nao?naonimeianao!”

taxiangshiwuliqunaoderenma?tabenlaijiushiwuliqunaoderenhaoma?!

linxueeryixiangdaoxuzhenzhenshoushangyouzijideguozhao,yegubushangzijishenshangshenmedoumeiyoule,fanzhengtagenzhuoyannikanguowo,wokanguonile,haipashenme。

zhijiejiushangqianyaoqiangxuzhenzhendeshouji,xuzhenzhentaishouzaitaguolaideshihoutaishoushanletayibazhang,jiangshoujifangdaobaobaoshanghailashanglelian。

linxueerbeixuzhenzhenneiyibazhangshandetouhunyanhua,fanyingguolaizhenggerendoufengle,zhijiejiugenxuzhenzhensicheqilaile。

kaiwanxiao,xuzhenzhenyeshilianguoderen!

jieguo………haishibaile!

lianshanghuolaladeteng,toufabeilinxueerneigexiaobiaozhacheleyidacuoxialai,xuzhenzhentengdezhenxiangbalinxueertadayimajishoushile!

nima,buxinga,linxueertadayimabujiushitaxuzhenzhendemame?!

日,妈不能打!

lianggerennvrendadebukekaijiao,zhuoyanxiangquanjia,jieguobeixuzhenzhenshunshouhualeyilianqibalimizhangdekouzi,zhengningdeyouxieheren。

“警察,别动!”

林雪儿:“(

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xuzhenzhen:“(o_o)?!”

卓炎:“-_-

bangexiaoshihou,jingchaju。

wangsuzhenyishenbailingzhuang,jiaoxiashilimigaogenxie,“gegege”dicaizaidibanshang,kanzhemouchudizhetoudemouren,fenfendijiakuaijiaobuzouguoqu,jiuzhexuzhenzhendeerduo:“chuxile,doudaojingchajule!”

xuzhenzhencileciya,xiangkaikouhaiji,kanleyiyanyipangdejingchaguoguo,zuihoutaishoumolemoyanjiao,yaokubuku、kelianxixidikanzhejingchaguoguo。

jingchaguoguozhijuedexinkouyiruan:“zheiweixiaojie,ninongtengnipengyoule。”

wangsuzhenkanzhezhuangsuandemouren,zuijiaochoulechou,danshihaishishouhuileshou,“ruguorangwozhidaonishigenrendajiajindejuziwofashiwoyidingbuhuibanidaichuqude!”

xuzhenzhenzuijiaoyibian:“suzhen,kajima(buyao)——”

jingchaguoguoshizaikanbuguoyan,renbuzhuyouchaleyicizui:“zheiweixiaojie,nipengyoutananpengyouchuguitayijinggoucanle,nijiubiezaishangtaxinle!?”

xuzhenzhenshunzhejingchaguoguodehualianmangdiantou:“wuwuwu,xiaosusu~~”

wangsuzhentouteng,waca,zheidaodishishenmeguichenghua!

“够了!”

xuzhenzhenshoulesheng,yichouyichoudichuoqizhe,xiaoxinyiyidikanzhewangsuzhen:“xiaosusu,nihaidaiwozouma?”

jingchaguoguozaiyipangkandezijidexinyeyichouyichoudetengzhe,duomeruhuasiyudeyigunianga,yikanjiushidaxuedoumeibiye,pianpianyanshenbuhaotiaoleneimeyigenanpengyou。

wangsuzhenyaoleyaoya:“dai!”shuowan,henhendidenglexuzhenzhenyiyan:buzhuangbiwomenhaishihaopengyou!

xuzhenzhenzhalezhayan:zhuangbishishenme?

ade,zheierhuojiushihuizhuangbility(zhuangbi)!!!

bangexiaoshihou,jingchajumougexiaowuzi。

yizhangzhuozi,dixialiangshounilaiwowang,shifendexiangjianghuzhongshichuanyijiudewuyingshou。

xuzhenzhenzaiciduoguolewangsuzhenneihuodetouxizhihou,duizheyanqianyishenjingzhuangdejingchaguoguoruoruoyixiao。

jingchaguoguoaxiuseditingleting,kanzhegenqianderuanmeizi,jinbuzhufangrouleshengyin:“yejiushishuo,xuxiaojienizhuojianzaichuang,qifenbuyirenbuzhuchushoudaren?!”

xuzhenzhenjiayimolemoyanlei:“shiashia,jingchaouba,niyezhidaorenjiameijingliguozheiyangdeshiqing,yibuxiaoxinnuhuogongxin,jiurenbuzhuxiazhongshouleneimeyidiandian。”

jingchaguoguoa、b、czuijiaochoulechou,kanzheyipangzuijiaopolanzuoyanwuzhongde,toufabeichediaoleyidapian,hailuchutoupidelinxueer,bujintaitoukanlekantian,zheiyidiandianhaizhenshiduodian!

xuzhenzhenkanzhejingchashushuyilianbuxiangxindebiaoqing,bujinkuleqilai:“yingyingying,renjiananpengyouchuguilebeiwozhuojianzaichuang,nandaohaibuxuwofennuyixiaxiama?”

jiongdadeyanmoushuiwangwangde,jingchaguoguoabcdunshijiuxintongle:“xu,xu,xu!bixuxu!”

“wuwuwu,jingchaguoguozhenshihaoren,woyihoujiarenyidingyaojiajingchaguoguo。”

yipangdewangsuzhenkankanbuguoqule,renbuzhuzhuanglezhuangxuzhenzhenshouzhou,shiyitashikeerzhi。

youyifanjiaoshezhihou,yichangwuyidezhuojiandenaojujiuzheiyangjieshu。

zouchujingchajudeshihouzhuoyanzaimenkou,yanjiaoshixuzhenzhenqinshousipodeshanghen,xuzhenzhenkandaotalianshangyile,couguoquxiaoxixidiwendao:“denglinxueerma?heihei,buyongdengle,wogangcaiyibuxiaoxinchengshidigenjingchashushushuotajiushigechulaimaide!”

zhuoyanlianseyijiang,houlongdehuajiuzheiyangbeitadulehuiqu,jiantazhuanshenjiuzou,xiayishidishenshouxianglazhuta。

xuzhenzhenshenshouminjiediduokailezhuoyanneisidezhuazi,huitoukanzhexiaorongcancandikanzheta:“aiya,nishibushiyouhuagenwoshuoa?”

tadeyanjingyizhayizhade,tianzhenkerendeyaojin。

zhishikexizhiyouxuzhenzhenzhidao,zijineixindexiangfaduomedexieele。

zhuoyanlianmangdiantou:“zhenzhen,ni——”

xuzhenzhenmeiyanyiwan,lijijiudaduanletadehua:“dui,wozhidaoniyaoshuoshenme,fenshouba。”

shuowan,tawanzheshenti,taishouduizhetaxiangzhaocaimaoyiyangyeleye。

zhuoyanjiantazhuanshenjiuzou,lianmangshenshoulazhuta:“zhenzhen,meiwan,womeishuowan!”

xuzhenzhentingxiajiaobu,huitoukanzheyanqianzheigezijirenshilesanniandenanren,yanmouyisilengyizhouranhuaguo,danshihenkuai,tayouhuifulepingrineiban。

tashixiandingzhetazhuaizhezijideshou,yidongbudong,dizhetou,lianshangdexiaorongbubian,zhishixiaodeyuelaiyueguiyi,zaizhuoyanzaicikaikouqian,zhunquewuwudizhijieduizhetadekuaxiazhiwutiguoqu。

“啊——!”

zhenporenerdenangaoyinxiangqi,xuzhenzhenkanzhewuzhexiaoxiongdiyilianniuqudezhuoyan,dadadifanglegexiaorong:“fangxin,chuaibusini,zuiduo——”

硬不起来。

tameishuowan,taishoufangzaichunbianchuileshengliaoliangdekoushaozhuanshenlikai。

zheiyici,zhuoyanzaiyemeiyoushangqianlatale。

feihua,laoerdoukuaibubaole,nalihaiguandelexuzhenzhenzouhaishibuzoua!

wangsuzhenganghaokandaoneiyimu,taishoutuikaichemen,jilexuzhenzhenjifeiwen:“gandepiaoliang!”

xuzhenzhenyanjingyizha,fengqingdilonglelongzhangfa:“xiexiekuajiang!”

wangsuzhenyibiancaizheyoumenyibianjiehua:“youwobanfenzhenchuandeyangzi。”

guoran,youshenmeyangderenjiuyoushenmeyangdepengyou!

buyuanchu,heisedelinken,heisexizhuangxiadenanrenjihuhechezirongweiyiti,anzaibaozhishangxiuzhangdeshouzhiweiweiyidun,heimougezheneichechuangdingzheneixiaoqiruiyidongbudong,banxiangcaijiangbaozhiyouyoudidiehao。

yuanbenmudiaobandesijituranhuitougongjingdikanlenanrenyiyan:“zhuoxiansheng?”

nanrenweibukeshiditiaoletiao,yanpigaixiadangzhuleyishuangfenghuadetaohuayan,shengyinchanchanruliushui:“kaicheba。”