第一章绿茶室友
“gendajiajieshaoyixia，zheigeshishoufudenverjiangxiaojing。
nimenzuihaobiereta，tabashijiahejituandongshizhang，tadagejianghengjinrongdaheng，taergedingliunanxingjiangxiao......。
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congxiaowojiubeijiyangzaiwaipojia，wozuihenwoma，taquzizhubiedexiaohaiyebuhuilaikanwoyiyan，suoyiwodangtameiyou。
keqingxingdeshiwoyouyigeaiworumingdelaoba，helianggechongwoshangtiandelaoge。
woyichuanlewobamadesuoyouyoudian，shiwomenjiazhangdezuihaokandexiaohai。
ruxuediyitianwoweiletiyanshenghuo，jujuelelaobahelaogemendepeitong，duziyirenlingzheyigeshepidai，lazheyigexinglixiangdaolexuexiao。
zhayanyikan，wozheizhuangbeihaitingtiejinwoxiangxiawaipodepinwei，naiyonghainengzhuang。
jinruxiaomenkou，jigechuanzhehongsemajiadenanshengchaozhewozoulai。
“xuemei，wolaibangni。”
wozhabazheyan，dingzhetamenkanzhe，zheishichuanshuozhongbufangguoyigexinshengdexuezhang?
tamenjieguowoshouzhongdeshepidaihexinglixiang，rangwogenzaitamendehoumian。
wonachuzaiwokoudaifengkuangzhendongdeshouji，dakaiyikanquanbudoushineijiweiduiwodezhufu。
woba:“yanyan，fanshibuyaopa，laobashinidehoudun。”
wodage:“yaoshagengeshuo。”
woerge:“fangxin，gedoujinidadianhaole。”
woyizhishuaxinjiumeijianwomayijuhua。
ai，fanzhengyewusuoweile，talaoshishuowobushitadelixiangnver，zaiwomianqianxiatoudekuatayizhizizhudeneigenvhai。
“xuemei，nisushedaole，xinglijinifanglimianle。”
wodianlediantou，jimangshuozheganxie。
dangwotajinsushedeneiyike，woweixiaodexiangsushelimiandetongxuedazhaohu。
kejigerenmeiyouyigeliwode，zhitingshuoyigerenyinyangguaiqideshuozhe:“ai，zhendehaowuyu，xianzaidoushenmeniandailehaiyongshepidai，yikanjiushinongcundetubaozi。”
wotaitoukanleyiyanneigenvsheng，zhangdegaogaoshoushoude，youdianheidanshidabandehenjingzhi。
“sheishuobushini，womensushedoushifuerdaiyihouchuqujuhuidoubuyuanyidaita，mianderenjiahaoburongyishengxiadexiancaiqianyicijiumeile。”
yuyingangluoquansushehongtangdaxiao。
“nimenxihuanchixiancai？wobujieyiqingnimen。”wobianshoushizhebianshuozhe。
“ni......。”
“e，duilejiahedongshizhangshiniba，wohaohaipa。”
shuodeshihouwodourenbuzhuxiaole。
mianduizhewodefanbotaqidelianhongbozicude。
tazhongzhongshuaimenerqu，“zou，womenquchifan。”
yudaozheizhongshiwoganjinlianxiwodage。
congliaotianzhongwocaidezhi，zheigerenjiranjiushiwomamazizhudeduixiang，wozaiwaipojiadeshihoutatiantianzhuzaiwojia。
yuanyinjiuyinweisuanmingdeyijuhua，wohuikedaowoma，suoyiyichushengwobianbeiwomataoyan，erxiangfandeshizheigenvhaiwangta，suoyiyizhizaidingtiwodeweizhi。
“peng......。”
sushedemenbeitikaile，tawangwodezhuozishangrengleyibaoshengfan。
“womenchibaole，dabaojinide。”
woqiaozhekanbiwowaipojiakanmengouchidehaicha。
“bubile，wobue。”
tazhanzaiwozhuoziqiannazoulewodemianmo，zheikeshiwoergejiwomaidexianliangban。
woyibaqiangguo，dengletayiyan。
“qie，wohaibuxihannizheishijikuaidemianmo，womajiwodedoushimingpaide。”tayangyangdeyideshuozhe。
wolengxiaoleyixia，“nimenjiazheimeyouqian，nimamazheimeaini，nihaiyoulianggegege，yebuhuixihanwozheidongxi。”