第5章 借酒调戏

yundanfengqing,tianlangqiqing,kongqizhongmimanzheyigudandandecaomuqingxiangheyiguqionghuaniangdejiuqi。

zicongweisibaozhexianglichulemen,puyijianfeng,neiyatoujiugenzhonglexieyiban,“teng”deyixiacongweisihuaizhongtaiqiletou。

“dameiren,niweihekanshangquchoumeikulian,buruyihoujiugenlebendaye,bendayerangnichixiangdehelade,tiantiandouhuodekuaihuo!”xianglitiaotiaomei,shenshouqumoweisidelian。

yebuzhitaxiaoshihougenzhemuqinguanzaineiyouheiqiulao,doujinglileyixieshenmeluanqibazaodeshiqing。jiuzuizhihou,neixiechenfengdejiyiyongxianchulai,rangnianjishangqingdexianglisimosiyangdexueleqilai。

shishizheiyangdemeiyoucuo,neixieculuchouloudenanrenhezuilejiu,jiunazhebianzichongjindixiashi,zhuaqijiaorenjiejiedeshou,haimotadelian。

xianglimizheyan,jielinichuyifusemimideyangzi,xixiganshouneishouxiajifuqinglianghua|nidechugan。

weisihunshenjiangying,bukezhixindekanzhezijidexiaotudijiuzuihoudebawangmoyang。zheizheiyatouhedequeshishijiuba,zenmeyifuchicuoyaodemoyang?

taquebuzhixianglicishixinzhongruhezhuomo。

xiangxiajiaorenrenxiaoguida,mimihuhuyijingcoujinneiruyumianpang,xinlixiangzheruhe“xiangyige”。

香一个怎么做来着?

xiangqilaile!lingguangyishan,xianglijiangzuichuntiejin,rourou|ruanruandezaineilianshangyinleyiwen。

“wu。”xinzhongmodeyijing,weisibujinzhengdaleyan,haimeidengshenmexunchiyanjiaopaochukouwai,xianshishoudielehuailibaozhedexiaojiaoren。

“xiangli!”daodidanyouyaguolexintoujingrao,weisimangbudiediditoujianchatudianwei,quekuxiaobudedefaxianneixiaojiaorenpaipaipi|gu,danjinghuichen,ranhoubaoshanglezijidatui。

xianglifangcaizhijuedeshenziyikong,pi|guyitong,zhenggerenjiuzuozailedishang。keshihelejiudeshenzinanengdingdezhu,piaopiaohuhudezhixiangzhaogedongxiyikaozhe,yibuliushenjiubaolezijiashifudedatui。

weisizhengshijieyushaonianyuqingnianzhijiandenianji,yishuang|tuiyouzhangyouzhi,gengjianjiguyunting。

suoyibaoqilaishouganjuemiao。

xiaojiaorenhaimeiyouzhujianshideyaogao,quekeyipanpashangrenjiadexiaotui,liangzhishoubaozhebufang,gengbalianzaishangmiancengleceng,nannandao,“shifu,nihaozhanghaozhi”

weisi:“”shitajizheiwuzhuoderenjiantonghualema?weishenmecongyigehaizidekouzhongshuochudehuarangtarucifuxianglianpian。

qiupinggengshibiekailelian,yanguanbibiguanxin,henbunengdangchangzhaogefengbazijizangqilai。

junxiudelianpangfuchuhongyun,yishizhijianxianruleliangnandejingdi:jiujingshihenhenxinbaxiangliyijiaochuaikaimiandetajixudiurenxianyan,haishidangzuotuishangzheigezhanrendeguajianbucunzaini?

zuizhongweisiyezhishiyouyouzhangzhangdetanleyikouqi,fuxia|shenzizaicibaoqilexiangli,jinlejinshoubeifangzhitazaicidiaoxiaqu。

“meirenmeiren”xianglizaizuimengzhongyouziyiyu,quebeiweisiyibajiangtouanxia。

“laoshidian。”weisinulibanzhelianshuodao。

baiyichuidi,guangxiulinfeng,qingnianshengdemianrongqingleng,pianpianqizhiqueshinuanrongde。

zheibenshihedengshangxinyuemudehuamian,quetuwudebeiyigexiaojiuguidapo。

qiupingzaiyibiandanzhanxinjingdikanzhexiaoshimeizaiweisihuailide“eba”moyang,yaozhidaozaitaxinli,weisiyizhishiyigeshenyiyangdecunzai,keshixianzaineigegaogaozaishangdeshenlingquebeiladaolefanchenli。

chulexianglizuidaohaowusuojue,weisiheqiupingdoushiyilianjiangyingdehuidaozhuchu。

haihaopingrilibitongsichulaizoudongderenshao,buranzijide“laolian”dagaidiujinle,weisibujinzaixinzhonggantan。

tuikaixiaoyuandamen,weisizhongyusongleyikouqi,jiangshushuidexianglifangdaochuangshang。

tajuzhudedifangmingweizhaoyingyuan,pingrilichulerichangsasaobingweiliurensihou,cishiyebuparuhediurenxianyan。

“aping,quzhudianxingjiutanglai。”weisifangxiaxiangli,zuozaizhuobianjizijidaocha。

“wozheijiuqu。”qiupingdiandiantouyingshengerqu,buduoshijiujiujiezheyizhanglianpaolehuilai,mianshanghaiyounanran。

“zenmele?”yanjiandatudiquerfufanyouzhizhiwuwubantian,weisibujinhaopiqidekaikouwendao。

“wowoshifuwobuhuizuoxingjiutanga!”qiupingduoleduojiao,zhongyutuluzhenyan。

weisishixiaofue,“wojingranwanglezheijianshi,pingriliyuanzhongyemeiyourenzuijiu,nibuhuiyeshiyingdang。”

“shifuwo,woyihouyidingxue。”qiupingjiuzheyijiao,nulibanchuzhengjingshense。

weisizhanqishenlaidaoleyibeirecha,taibuwangchuangtashangerqu,“xuezheigezuoshen?nandaoniyiweirihouwohaihuirangnishimeizhanjiuma?”

yeshieqiupingzhazhayan,kanzheshifujishimeiguanleyibeiyouyibeidenongcha,bujindanxinqishimeihuibuhuiqiyelai。

erxiangliyouzibaozhebeizihuhudashui。

shen|xiasihushiruanmianmiandechuangta,biduanxiudaoqingqianmeixiang,siyouhaiwu。erwuneijingjing,nengtingdaopilipaladezhuhuosheng。

zijizheishizaina?xianglizhengkaileyan,quejuedeneitouyunmuxuandeganjuesuiranjianqingle,querengjiuyouxiezhaobuzhebei。

“shifu!”tazhengdayanjing,zhenjingdekanzhezuozaifangzhongderen。

yishenzhanxinbaiyisihuyouxielingluan,haoxiangshibeirenfangzaidishanggunleyiquanzaichuanzaishenshang,gengdaizhexiekeyihenji,yisikoushui。

rumoqingsipizaijiantou,zhuhuoxiafanchuduanziyibandeguang,keneishufayuzanquebuzhibeisheichequyiluohefang,daozhiqiansiwanlvrenyiliuxie。

gengherendeshiweisisubaishoulicashizheyibaduanjian,jianshenrujing,boguanglinlin,yikanjiujuedemeibushengshou。

“xiaoxiangli,nixingla?”weisihuitouyixiao,tiaoletiaomei。

xianglibujinyanleyankoushui,bairilihunaodeshiqingjinshuyongjinnaohai,xinganpiweishendoukaishisesezhandouleqilai。

“shifu,nininicajianganshenme?”tajingkongdewendao,wuwuwutabuguoshitouheleyidiudiuhaohedeeryi,shifubuhuiyaoqinglishimenba?

weisiqishennazheduanjiankaojin,“haijidejintianzijichuangshenmehuolema”

xianglixintouyiliang,baozheweisideyaotongkuliuti,“shifuwozaiyebuganlewuwuwu,buyaoguayulinwuwuwuwu。”

kanzhetayilianbengkuishenqing,weisizhongyubiebuzhuxiaolechulai,“kanbanihede。”tabashoulidejiandijixiangli,“rihoujiuliujinifangshen,yihoumeiriwoqunajiudainiquna,miandeliunizaijialichuanghuo。”

xiangliwozheduanjian,dunjueqingtianpili!