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tapiejianjingjiexianhoudechenjiayi，houjiedongledong：
“chenzong，woxifudengbule，ninnengbunengfafashanxin？”
“善心？”
chentaitaidezuanjiehuangzhexiaoyangdeyanjing，
“woerzichushengshichenjiuzhiwubaiwan，nixifudemingcaizhijigeqian？”
xiaoyangturanguixiakuangkuangketou：
“woyuanyijichenjiazuoniuzuomasaosanniandi，bu，saoshinian！”
dishangdexueyinzirangchenjiayizhoumei：“huiqi，baoanbatarengchuqu。”
“别碰我老公！”
nverzaituichuangshangdishengsihan。
xiaoyanghongzheyanpuxiangtuichuang。
takezhexuemomonverbingliangdeshou：
“ba，woduibuzhuxiaohui......”
“dangchucailiqianmeijigou，xianzaiyoulianshoushushidoujinbuqu。”
xiaoyangbianshiwoyiguzhanyoudeerzi。
fuqinxishenghou，muqinyemeiduojiujiuqushile。
jiajingpinhandetagenbennabuchucaili，kewohaishijiangnverjiajileta。
yinweiyidenggongxunzhangbianshizuihaodecaili，wozhidaoxinhuaidayidezhanyou，yidinghuijiaoyuchuzuiyouxiudeerzi！
事实证明的确如此。
nverzheixienianzaixiaoyangdezhaoguxia，guodehenxingfu。
kejiushizheimexingfudeyijiaren，xianzaiqueyinweiyouqianrendejijuhuajiuyaobiandezhiliposui！
zheishidaobiandezheimewufawutianlema？
nveryongjinliqizuanzhuxiaoyangshouzhi：
“shazi，xiabeizi......wohaijiani......”
chentaitaihuranlailexingzhi，jingtouduizhunzheiduikumingyuanyang：
“laotiemenliwushuaqilai，manshiwanjizheinvdezhongchouguancaiqian。”
wobeizheijiarendebuyaolianqideyanmaojinxing。
doushenmeshihoule，haizaihuazhongquchongyaoliwu。
woyibapaidiaochentaitaidezhiboshouji，qifendizhizheta：
“nihushuobadaoshenmeni？xinbuxinmingtianbanijiaguancaibanxianle？”
“反了你了！”
“niguixiaqiuwomen，haiyoukenengjinixierendaozhuyijuankuan。”
“jiuxianzaizheitaidu，ninvertoutaihuilaiyebiexiangyongshoushushi。”
chenjiayifuzhuliangqiangdechentaitai。
chentaitaijiaojiaozhezuanjintahuaili：“taqifuwomenerzi。”
chenjiayizhuantouduizhulishuo：“dadianhuatongzhi，liketingdiaosuoyoujiyiyuandegongxue。”
nverdezuichunyebiandecangbai。
woyishidaozaiyebunengdangeyidianshijianle。
hushizhangtoutousailaibandaioxingxue。
gangguashangzhijiajiubeibaoanduizhangyizhenchuopo：
“chenzongshuole，zheicengloulianzhanglangdexuedoudexingchen。”
“sheizaiganjitamentigongxue，sheidefanwanjintianjiubiexiangbaozhu。”
woqiangguohushishouzhongdezhentouzhaxiangzijijingmai：
“chouwode！woshioxing！”
chenjiayidejinbiaodaoyingzhewopenjiandexue：
“晚了。”
“quanshioxingxuegongmindouqianleyouxiangongjichenshixieyi。”
“tianwanglaozilailenizheixuedoubunengjininveryong。”
nverdegexiangzhibiaohaizaibuduanxiajiang。
kanzheyanqianchenjiayimanhengbadaodeyangzi，wojijinbengkui。
duoshaorenzaiwoshouzhongsierfusheng。
wozenmenengyanzhengzhengdikanzhenverzaiwomianqianliqu？
女婿突然撞开人群：
“ba，dixiaercenglengkuhaiyoubeiyongxue！”