第1章 穿越丑女

冷!

bijihanzhidigengcigudeliangyi,mengranjianjiangmuxianyucongchenshuizhongjingxing。

gangyizhengyan,yibingshanshuofengmangbiludebaojianzhigougouchaozhetademianmenxilai,haidemuxianyudajingshise。lianmangfanshenyigun,congchuangshangdiaolexialai。

shijianderenmeiliusihaoyuli,jianshenzhenggemeirumuxianyugangcaitangxiadedifang,kandetaliansetieqing:“nishishei?shisheipainilaide?”

mujiashishichuancheng,muxianyugengshizheiyidaizuiyouxiudeyizhe,lianguojiashounaodoudinglibaohuta。tazhenxiangbuchu,sheidanzizheimeda,ganpairencishata!

meiliaodaozijiquanliyijihuiluokong,mengmiannanzishaoyicuoe,zhuanshunbengfachujingrenshayi:“sirenshimeibiyaozhidaode!”

shashouqishituranyibian,chaomuxianyuciqu。

“找死!”

muxianyuduizijideshentiqingkuanghenqingchu,tayoutianrenwushuaizhizheng,pingrichuxingdouxuyaozuolunyi,zheiyangshangcuanxiatiaohaimeiyundao,jianzhishiqiji!

shouzhimoxiangzijizangyinzhendexiukou,muxianyuzijidoujingle,tadefeizhenni?

baotouduoguomengmiannanzideshazhao,muxianyumodaotoushangyouyigenyouzhangyouxidezanzi。yelaibujixixiangzijideqierduanfa,shenmeshihounengyongzanziwanqilai。

muxianyuhuishenzaicichaonanzishuaishou:“kanzhen!”

nanziyingshengdaodi,meixinchazheyigencucaodemuzan,kuosandetongkongneihaicanliuzheyihuohebugan。

duifangdesiwang,yiweizheweixianzanshijiechu。

muxianyufangfobeichoukonglehunshendeliqi,shuangtuiyiruan,beikaozheqiangbizuoxia。

meixiangdao,yixianghuosirenroubaigudeziji,juranyouyitianyehuisharen。

kuxiaoyisheng,muxianyumolemomeilefazanhou,sanluanxialaidezhangfa。

budui,zheibushitadeshenti!

chajuedaozheiyidian,muxianyulianmangpaqilai,chongdaotongjingqian。

tongjingdaoyingchuyizhangchouloudelian,huoxushichangnianshaitaiyangdeyuanyin,pifuchengxianchuheihongse,busixiaoguniangbanshuinen。

congetouzhibojingdepifushang,maochuwushukuaiheisebanwendetaiji。zhengzhanglianweiyinengruyandeshineishuangheibaifenmingdeqingchedayan,tongrenhenda,yanshenburanchenai。

kanqingzijimoyangdeyishunjian,muxianyunaorencitong,yiduanbushuyuzijidejiyifengyongerchu。

tadelianseqingleyoubai,meixiangdao,zijijuranhuipengshangfeiyisuosidechuanyue!

haichuanyuechengleyigerongmaowuyandejueshichounv!

yuanzhukesishengqin,zaijiashangxingmaonankan,beichuaneguichanshen,daiyouzuzhou。shengfuzhongnanqingnv,jimuxiaozhangedu,meirizuobuwandezanghuoleihuo,haiyaoshoufumudama,cunminchaofeng。

qianri,jimuweileshiliangyinzi,jiangyuanzhumaidaojijiazhuang,jishazidashaojilinyuanchongxi。

yuanzhubenyiweituolileneigejia,rizihuizhujianhaoqilai,quebuliaozheiyitangjinglianmingdousongmeile!

muxianyuyinchenzhelian,duobudaozhuobianxianghekoushuilengjingyixia。

shuibeigangcoujinbijian,tayiyuchangrendexiujue,bianchajuedaoyiyang。

有毒!

ququyigecunfu,dushabuchenghaipaishashoubudao。

太有趣了!

wuxingdeweijilongzhaozhemuxianyu,dianwoming,zheizhongbeikuisideganjue,lingmuxianyunongheidedayanzhizhong,fangunzheqiangxingyazhidefengkuang。

mujiayijingzhanzaileyigegaodushang,daozhimuxianyushangbeiziwuliaozhiji,shenweitiancaigengshibeitianrenwushuaizhizhengshuanzailunyishang,taruheganxin?

rujinzhonghuoyishi,tabujiaogetianfandifu,zenmeduideqiziji?

muxianyugenbenbuzaihuzijidezhangxiang,jiangshashouzangshichuangxia,zhenglileyixiazijideyirong,tuimenchaowaizouqu。

jijiashisanliangzhenweiyidedahu,danzheizhuangziquepobaidebuxiangyang。tagangcaidaidefangzi,haodaiyeshidashaoyejilinyuandewofang,beizijuranhaiyoubuding!

gangchuyuanzi,muxianyubianqiaojianyiqunrenweizaiyiqi,bushibaofachudeyidexiaosheng。

shaoweizoujinyixie,yidaoxiaozhangdaoqianzoudeshengyinlingmuxianyuzhouqimeitou:“dashaoye,nigaibuhuizhendegenneigechoudongxidongfangleba?wotingshuoneinvreneguifuti,dangxinbaniminggendoujiyaodiao!hahaha……yaobuyaoxiaodemen,bangdaxiaoyeqiaoqiao,ninneihuaerhaizaibuzai?haha……”

“egui,linyuanpagui!niangqinjiuming!wuwu……”

nanzidekujiaoshengsuiranruanruo,keshengruyupan,cuixiangyueer。tingdemuxianyujinzhoudemeitouzhouranshuzhan,qingbuzijintaituichaoneichuzouqu。

chitangbianweilesiwugejiapu,shensechaonongchouzheguizuozaidishangdenanzi。

neinanziqiahaozhengduizhemuxianyu,yikaojin,muxianyubianqiaojianlejilinyuanneizhanglihuadaiyudejingshirongyan。

大美人儿!

yanqianzheizhanglian,zuyiyongqingchengqingguolaixingrong。xushishouleweiqu,xingmoumengshangleyicengdandandeshuiwu,jiaomeideyinghuachunbanxiangqianzainiunaisedetaocijifushang,jianzhiyinrenfanzui!

muxianyudeyanjingshunjianliangleqilai,zaimujia,chulemuxianyudexinfu,meiyourenzhidaomujiazheiyijiedetiancaiyizhe,shiyigejiandaomeisejiuzoubudongdaodeyankongwanqihuanzhe!

ermuxianyu,zuixihuanxiangjilinyuanzheizhongyinghuameishaonian!

lingtoudenanzijianjilinyuanchunhongchibaidemoyang,renbuzhugantan:“nimenbieshuo,zanjiazheidashaoye,zhangdebisanliangzhenrenheyijiaguniangdoushuiling,tayaoshigenvzi,wodouxianggentaqinrele!”

“qiangge,bushinvziyouzade?wotingshuonanziyekeyi……”pangbiandehuobantingdeyileng,likecouguoqu,yinxiaozhechuzhuyi。

neimingjiaoqianggedenanzi,shenseyouxieyouyu:“neidifanghuibuhuiyoudianzang?”

“pasha,zanjitaendaohehuachilixiganjing!”chuzhuyidenanzidaoshidandadehen,cuanduodezhongrenxinyangyang,jiemiandaibuhuaihaoyideshensechaotabijin。

“wu……nimenbuyaoguolai!”jilinyuanhanzhekuqiangdejiaosheng,jiaoxinglejingyanzhongdemuxianyu。

zhijianmeirenerjingkongxianghoutuilehaojibu,yanchouzhejiutuidaolechitangbianer,bangeshenzixuanzaibianshang,suishiyoudiaoxiaqudeweixian。

jilinyuanyibianyongshoucashizhelianshangdeyanlei,shoudangzhuliandeshunjian,wurenchajuedaojilinyuanxingmouzhongyishanershideshayi。

“dashaoye,paoshenmea?”qiaozhehedegengexiaoanchunsidedashaoye,jirenlingrenfazhideningxiaoshengyufafangsi。

“doujiwozhushou!”muxianyuyishenghechi,qishixiongxiongxiangjirenzouqu,tazaijulijirenbuzuwumidedifangtingxia。henlishixiansaoguochangneimeiyige**,henbudeqinshoujitamenmeigerenyidunchui!

fanbianyuanzhudejiyi,zaijijiazhuangweiyinengduideshangchishahejuesezheiliangyangtiaojiandenanzi,zhinengshitachongxidexianggong——jilinyuan!

suiranshizijichuanyueguolai,baijiandeshazixianggong,neiyeshizijitangtangzhengzhengchengqindelaidexiaomeirener!

绝容不得他人玷污!