第五章 我媳妇回来了

tabushihenduzhiren,danyejuebuyunxubierenyierzaizaiersandiweixieziji。

zhugexianshengzheiyangdeeren,siyiqianbiandoubianyitale!

laidaochewaiyikan,sixialangjie,yipianhunluan。

jianglaoyedeyayibeizhangkunzoudeluohualiushui,jianglaoyehedemiansefatu,jinbaozhewushamao,jingranpadaolemachedixia,neijiaoyigelangbei。

guyuanyangxinzhongantan,zheixinjiadeshazilaogongsuishalishaqide,keshouxiaderenjingzheimezhongyong!

bujinxiangzhangkuntouquyigezanshangdeyanshen:“lihai。”

“furenguojiang。”zhangkunyouxiebuhaoyisidinaolenaohounaoshao,xinliquezaixiangzhegangcaideyimu。

furenfangcaiweirenduwan,dongzuoneijiaoyigekuaizhunhen,liantazheigegaoshoudoupeifubudie。

saoshileyixiazhouwei,quedingyijingmeiyoushenmeweixian,zhangkundalegexiangzhi。

likeyourentaizheyidingruanjiaoguolai,zaiguyuanyangmianqianluoxia。

“furenqing。”zhangkunxiankaijiaolian,gongshendao,“zhangkunhaiyoushizaishen,shiweimenhuisongninhuiqude。”

“duoxie。”guyuanyangzibutuici,xinzhongquemominggandong。

meixiangdaoguimenguanlitaoguoyijie,jinghainengzuozhejiaozihuiqu。

ruguofangcaibeijiushiyunqihao,neixianzaijianzhijiushiyiwaijingxi。

congxiaodaoda,hecengyourenduitarucihaoguo。

ruguorihoudoushizheiyangdedaiyu,neijiageshazimaosiyezhile。

“zhenshigesaobaxinga!jiwodengzhe,zaowanshoushisini!”

machexia,jianglaoyekanzhezhangkunheguyuanyangliqudeshenying,zhandouzheshengyinzhouma,huibudangchutantusexiang。

rujinjuanrushezhengwangfuheguyuanyangzheimomingqimiaodeenyuanzhong,xiangchoushenkongpadoubuneimerongyi。

ranertayezhinenganzibaoyuan,shenjiazheibangrentamingbaizherebuqi。

guolehenjiu,rendoumeiyingle,jianglaoyecaicongmachedixiapachulai,gangyaokuaipaohuiyamen,turantingdaoshenhoumachelichuanlaiyizhenqixiweiruodehujiusheng:“bie,biezou,jiuwo……”

诸葛先生?!

jianglaoyedajing,mangzhuanshenyouzhelehuiqu。

zheishezhengwangderen,taqiganbuguan。

xinguomendeshaofurenhaimeibaitangjiubeirendaizou,shenjiazhakaileguo。

guyuanyanghuilaiqian,jihusuoyourendouzaimenkoujiaojidibawangzhe。

shenfenghegengshijideyoushimoleiyoushiduojiao,laotaitaixintengsunzi,peitayiqidengxifuhuilai,yizhiqianzhetadeshou,hongleyouhong。

“我媳妇回来了!”

kandaoneidingruanjiaochuxian,shenfenghezhongyupotierxiao,dahanyisheng,songkailelaotaitai,batuibiansahuanpaoleguoqu,kouzhong“xifuxifu”dirangranggebuting。

jiaoziluoxia,guyuanyangconglimiantanchushenzi,ganggangzhiqiyaoshen,bianyingmianpulaigeshaxiaozi。

shenfenghemengdipujinleguyuanyangdehuaili,gaoxingdezhidiaolei:“xifu,wodeqinxifu,nikehuilaile!”

guyuanyangdunshizhenggerendoujiangzhule,lianshangshuaditengqilehongyun,yizhiyanshendaoleerhougen。

tacongweiyunanziyouguozhanyilvxiudejiechu,jiuzheimebeirenjibaole,haishizheimeculudexiongbao……

keshiduifangquesihusihaobujuedeganga,geboshangdelidaodadejingren,haiyueshouyuejin。

zaiyigeshazixinli,baozijixifu,neidangranshitianjingdiyideshi,guantabaimeibaitang。

hekuangzhouweihaiyoushenjiaqitarenzai,zheixibixuzuodegouzu!

“ni,nixianfangkai,wochuanbuguoqile。”guyuanyangmianhongerchi,jiannandituikaileta。

shenfenghedaoyeguaiguaisongleshou,queshiyilianweiqu,leiwangwangdikanzheta。

“xifua,nizadoubuyanyuyishengjiuzoua,wohaiyiweinixianwosha,buyaowoleni!”

guyuanyangkuxiaobude,xiangkaikouyoubuzhiruhekaikou,bijingzheimefuzadeshiqing,yaogenyigeshazijieshiqingchudehua,jianzhishitainanle。

索性还是不解释吧。

suirucijueding,tahaishinaixindihuiyingleta:“wojiushihuijiaqulexiedongxi,zheibushihuilailema?”

“neixifuni,yihoubuhuizaizouleba?”

nanhaineishuangsishuibanwenroudetaohuayanli,quanquanxinyizhanluwuyi,zhenchengdelingrenburen。

guyuanyangxinzhongmomingyigunuanliuyongqi,suikaikouxiaozheanweita:“dangranbuhuizaizoule。”

tingzhezheihua,nanhailianshangdejiaozhuocaijianjianhuanhe。

wendingleshenfenghezhihou,guyuanyangzouxiangshenlaotaitai,limaofuleyili:“shenlaofuren,rangnindanyoule。”

“haizhenshijihuailewozheibalaogutou!”shenlaofurenzhuazhuguyuanyangdeshou,batafuleqilai,muguangkanxiangta,youxiechongnidimaiyuan,“nigangjiaowoshenmelaizhe?douyijiarenle,haizheimeshengshuganma!”

guyuanyangweiweiyileng,likelinghuilelaotaitaideyisi。

xiayike,tahongzheliangailekou。

“祖母。”

“ai!”shenlaotaitailianshangdunshiledezhankailehua。

yipangdeshenfenghejianzhuangjile:“xifu,nihaimeiguanwojiaofujunni!”

guyuanyangyigetoulianggeda,wunaihongwanlelaode,haidejiezhehongxiaode:“hao,fujun。”

zhei“fujun”erzi,touyicijiaochukoulai,jinghaiyouxieshengse。

guyuanyangweichuileyanmou,queweifajueshenfengheqiaoqiaokanzheta,zuijiaoyangqiweibukechadexiaoyi。

“neixifu,womenqujiezhebaitang。”

zhuanshenzhihou,shenfenghexingfendewanghusuoyi,buyoufenshuodibianjiangguyuanyanglajinlemen。

zhangkunbingguishensu,guyuanyangzilikaidaohuilai,yebuguobangeshichen。

danshilitanglideqinqimenquandoudengdezhejile,youderangzheyaokanxinniangzi,youderangzheganjinkaixi。

xilezaicizouqi,guyuanyangtoushangbeirenzhongxingailekuaigaitouhou,bianbeituisangzhedaoletaiqian。

guyuanyangbenshifeichanglengjingde,keshizhouweiyinaohong,ermokaishifagu,xinliyeyoudianluanle。

zuorihaishihuaichunshaonv,haixiangzhezijidehunligaishiruheruhe。

jinri,tajingranjiuzheimejiarenle……

“一拜天地!”

erbian,siyiyishenggaohanxiangchequanchang。

guyuanyangxiayishidiwanyaobaileyixia,yijingbuzhidaogaixiangxieshenme,erbianzhiwenshenfenghehanhandexiaosheng。

youting:“erbaigaotang。”

guyuanyangxintouhuaguoyilvtengtong,yanlidadideleisusuerluo。

tadefuqinbeirenhaisi,muqincikequezaichourenshouzhong,zijiquezaizheilibanxishi。

zhouweidezhufuyouduomeihao,tadexinlibianyouduoqiliang。

tadouyaoxianmushenpangzheigeyizhiheheshaxiaodeshazile,renshalexinsijiandan,jiumeiyouneimeduotongkule。

kuangqie,zheishenjiagongzidefumu,yegaishijiweichongnitadeba。

momohanleiyibai,guyuanyangtaiqitoulai,xiangtouguohongshakanyiyangaotang,yinyuequejianzhiyouzhongyangyibayizishangzuozheren,gaishishenlaofuren。

erzhouweisibayizi,jingquanshikongde。