第5章 呵,女人都是大猪蹄子

tazhiqianshizaijiunini?bingbushizaiqifuta?

yuanlaitafangcaizhendecuoguaitale?

zheigeniantouyichuxian,xiaofuyudenaohaizhongbuyouchuxianlebaiqiaoweiyongheibaifenmingdedayanjingrenzhendekanzhetashishuoguodeneixiehua。

nandao,tazhendedasuanxixingemianzhongxinzuorenle?

不可能。

tatangruozhendehuigaile,duanranbuhuizheibanqingyideyoujiangtamensanrendiuqizaijia。

he,nvrendoushidazhutizi。

“爹爹也不知道。”

“e,diedie,neiniangqinhaihuihuilaima?”

“yexuhui。nini,nihenxihuanniniangqinma?”xiaofuyukaikouwendao。

“嗯,喜欢的。”

“为什么?”

“yinweitashiniangqina。diedieyinweishidiedie,suoyiwoyexihuandiedieda。”xiaodaninaimengdeshengyinxiangqi。

“dapang,nini,zheixieniandoushidiebuhao,meiyoupeibanzhenimenzhangda,diegennimendaogeqian。”

xiaofuyuxindimomingyouxiesuansuande。

tazaizebeibailianhuabuhaohaozhaogulianggehaizi,neitazheigefuqinni?youhecengzhaoguguolianggehaizibantian?

“爹,我不怪你。”

“diedie,wogengegeyuanliangnila!”

xiaodanishuowanzheijuhuadeshihouhaianweisidepailepaixiaofuyudegebo,suihouyoutanleyikouqiyilianjusangdao。

“哎~”

“xiaojiahuo,xiaoxiaonianjizenmeaishengtanqide?dangxinbianchoue!”jiuzaizheishi,baiqiaoweideshengyinturanchuanlai。

wuzilidesanrenbuyueertongdejiangshixianwangmenkoukanqu。

“niangqin,ni……nihuilaile。”

duishangbaiqiaoweishixiandeshihoubaidaniqingxumingxianshoulianlejifen,lvedaijingxideyandihaitouluchujifenqieruo。

“zheilishiwojia,wodangranyaohuilaiya。nimenshibushiele?wofangcaiqushanshangzhaoledianerdongxi,zheijiuqujinimenzuofanchi。”

“ngng。”xiaodanidiantou,qitaliangrenzeyongshenshideshixiandaliangzheta。

“dapang,nini,wofangcaizaishanshangzhualesanzhituzi,nimenyaobuyaolaikankan?”

“yoututu?woyaokan!”xiaodanishengyinzhongdaizhemingxiandequeyue。

baiqiaoweixianyibuchulemenzoudaoyuanzili,jiangtayongtengmanbangzhedesanzhituzijiekai。

“dapang,nini,nimenyirenyizhi,zheiyizhizhongwuliuzhechi。”

“niangqin,tutuzheimekeai,shibushiyehenhaochi?”xiaodanipushanzhedayanjingyilianhaoqidewen。

“ng,dui,tebiehaochi。”baiqiaoweidiantou。

buzhishibushicuojue,zhiyaotayitidaochide,zheigeguinvdeyanjingzhongshunjianjiuyoulebieyangdeguangcai。

biedexiaopengyouruoshikandaokeaidetuzipashizhihuiwentatutuzheimekeai,weishenmeyaochi。

tajianiniqueshikaikouwentashibushihaochi。

嗯,就很吃货。

“neiniangqin,womenbasanzhitutudouchileba!”xiaodanimanyandoushikewang。

“xianchiyizhi,qitaliangzhiyoudianerxiao,nimenxianyangyiyang。”

“喔,那好叭。”

“nimenxianzaiyuanziliwanyihuier,woqujinimenzuochide。”baiqiaoweishuowanzheijuhuahoujiujinlechufang。

beiloulidedongxiyijingbeitakuaisufenhaole。

tafangcaihuijiadeshihouhainachuleyixietongbanwencunziliderenmaileshilaigejidan。

chufanglidechujudaoshiyingyoujinyou,baiqiaoweidongzuomalideqiguoshaoshui,jiangchujuquanbuyongreshuitangleyibianhou,tayouhuanleshuikaishizhujidan。

jidanzhuhaohoutanawanshenglesangejidanduizhemenkouhan:“dapang,nini,guolaiyixia!”

“娘。”

“娘亲!”

“zheiliyousangejidan,nimenxiannaqutiantianduzi,fanyihuiercainenghao。”

“ng,hao。”xiaodapanghuyidekanletayiyan,diantou。

“niangqin,zheijidanzhendeshijiwomenchide?”xiaodaniyilianjingxi。

“shiya,zheishinimenlianghenidiede。”

“ngng,xiexieniangqin。”xiaodanidaolexiehoubaozhewanjiuwangwuzilipao。

baiqiaoweifanhuidaochufanglizijiyebolegejidanchilehoubiankaishidongshouzuofan。

chuliwantuzihoutajiangneizhituzihongshaoleyixia。

jialideyouyejiandile,tasuoxingquanjiyongshangle。

zhiyudiaoliaodehua,jializhiyouxieyanba。

haozaitaxiashandetuzhonghaizhailexiekeyichongdangdiaoliaodezhongyao,yeshunshouwangguolifangleyiliangke。

turoukuaishudeshihoutajiangxihaodemogugenyecaiyewangguolidiuledianer。

zhiyuzaotaihoumiandeneikouguolizeshitayongjialijinshengdemizhudeyidianerxifan。

yinweidanxinxifanbudingbao,tahaizhuanmendaleliugejidanzhenglebai**nendejidangeng。

bijianchuanlaidenongyuxiangweirangbaiqiaoweihenmanyi,tadasuanquhanlianggexiaodoudingchifan,quezaizhuanshendeshunjiankandaolepazaichufangmenkouluchuleyigexiaonaodaimengxibizidexiaodani。

“nini,nizenmezhanzaimenkou?”

“niangqin,duibuqi,wobushiguyide,shizaishinizuodetuturoutaixiangle,wozhishipazaizheilikanyikan,shenmedoumeizuo,zhende!”xiaodanihuangmangdizhetoukaikoujieshizhe。

“妮妮,过来!”

kanzhezoudaozijishenbianhoubianhunshenjiangyingdexiaoguniang,baiqiaoweidunxiashenzijiangtaloujinhuaizhongqingqingpailepai,yuqiwenroudekaikou。

“nini,niangqinyiqianduinigennigegezuolehenduocuoshi,niangqinhenganxienimenmeiyoujihenwo,haishiyirujiwangdexihuanwo。”

“niangqinyeshidiyicijirenzuoniangqin,henduodifangdoubuhege。”

“danshiniangqinbaozheng,yihouyidinghuiyongxinduinimen,rangnimenchibaofan,rangnimenchuanhaokandeyifu,zhaoguhaonimen,haobuhao?”

“ngng!”xiaodaniyonglidediantou,neishuangqiheichunjingdeyanjingzhongyouyingyingshuiguang。

zhenshitaihaole,taniangqinbaotale。

娘亲还给她道歉了。

niangqindehuaibaohaowennuan,tashuohuadeshihouyehaowenrou。

ruoshiyihoudeniangqindoushijintianzheigeyangzidehua,neitamenyihoudeyouduoxingfua!

“nigegeni?”baiqiaoweikanzhemianqianxiaoguniangzhangjiemaoshangguazhedeleizhu,xinzhongruanchengleyipian。

“gegezaiyuanzilijitutumenleiwoni。”

“neiwomenquhandiediegengegechifanhaobuhao?”

“嗯嗯!”

baiqiaoweixiaoxinyiyiyoudongzuowenroudebangtajiangyanleicadiaoranhouqianzhetadeshouquhanlexiaodapangxishou。

suihoutajinlewuzilijiangyigepojiuduanletuidezhuozibaifangzaichuangbiandianhao。

jiangzuohaodeturou,zhengjidangenggenxifanyiciduandaofanzhuoshanghou,pubidexiangweirangweizuozaizhuoqiandesangerendoubuzijuedetunletunkoushui。

“好了,开吃吧~”

“niangqin,womenzhendekeyichima?”xiaodanibutaiganxiangxindekaikouwenleyibian。

bijingtamenzhangzheimedayilaikeconglaimeiyouchiguoturouni。

bieshuoturou,jiushijidandouhenshaochi。

jieguojintianyoushijidanyoushixiangpenpendeturou,tazenmezongganjueshizaizuomengni。

“dangrankeyi。”baiqiaoweiniezhekuaizijiaqiyitiaotutuifangzailexiaodaniwanzhong。

ranhou,youyicijixiaodapanggenxiaofuyuyirenjialeyizhi。

“xiexieniangqin!”xiaodanikaikaixinxindeshenchuxiaoshoushouzhuaqiwanlidetutuichuilechui,suihoujibukenaidewangzuilisaiqu。

“慢着!”