“zheigemingzitinghaodea。”ningleditoukanyiyannanfangdemingzi，juedechuleneigefuziyouxieaiyanwai，qitadedoutinghao。
yeshuyigegexiaogebuting，“guoranqiongguidesiweibunengxiangxiang！”
“nengquzheizhongjingweitianrenmingzidenanrenbidingqichouwubiba，nanguaibuganrangwomenkannilaogongdelianni！haoa，haoa，zhenghaogennipei！”
ninglecailandegentafeihua，qukanchengsiya，“jiehunzhengyoule，ninyaoyaneryouxin，xianzaigenwoqujianbaba！”
“hao。”zheici，chengsiyadaoshishuangkuai……
“sheiyunxuninsizigaiwodemingzi？”
fujialaozhai，zhongguofengdedashufangqipaihuagui，zhishilitoudeqifenbudahao。
fusinanlengzhelianjianghukoubenyazaizhuoshang，neishuangbenjiumeishenmewendudeyanjingcikegengfushangyicengbing，budaibandianwendu。
fujialaoyezifubainianzuozaiweizhishang，tangzhuangjiashen，baifaheyan。tashoulipanzhelianggehetao，muguanglandandichaohukoubensaoleyiyan，“nibushuozhiduizhengqianganxingquma？jiaozhaocaiduoyingjing。zhaocaijinbao，jili！”
“jili？”fusinanjiusuanshaonianlaocheng，zheihuierboxuedechunbanhaishiqidetuchuyishenglengxiao：“zheimejili，zenmebujizijiqushang？”
傅招财！
zaikandaozheigemingzideneiyike，tachadianmeiningchuchangweiyanlai！
fubainiandongdongpaixiangzhuozi，“woshiniyeye，younizheimegenwoshuohuadema？xiangqisiwoa！”
“wojiugaobudongle，zanmenfujiashiyeduoxingwang，niganshenmehaiyaozilimenhu，nonggeshoufuchulai！xiandehuangma？”
duiyufujiayesundexiangchufangshi，shenjunheguanjiachengshuzaojiujianguaibuguai，yizhilideyuanyuande，yimianbeiboji。
dantingdaozheihuashi，liangrenhaishirenbuzhucheqiyagenyizhenliezui。
zheihuashuode，zenmezheimeqirenni？
“yeyebuyaonishiyegaodeduolihai，zhiyaoguaiguaiquqishengzi，shengyichuancengsunzicengsunnvchulai，jiugoule！”fubainianyazheshenzi，yifankukoupoxin。
fujiaquedeconglaidoubushiqian，shihou！
fusinancongxiaodaodazhizhongqingyuzuoshengyi，duinannvzhiqingmeibandianxiangfa，tadoukuaichousile。
zheileisidehua，fusinanzheijinianerduodoutingchujianzilai。
“xiangyaocengsunzicengsunnv，ninjiumanmandengba！”yijingmeixinqinggentachao，fusinanlengdandishuaixiazheijuhuawangwaijiuzou。
fubainianwuzhenaodaiaiyayadijiujiaoleqilai，“wodouyaosile，nihaizheimeqiwo，shiwosunzima？”
guanjiajiannaodebuhao，mangtuimenjinlaijiangfusinanlanzhu，“shaoye，ninjiubiegenlaoyezijijiaola，tingyihuitadehuaba，laoyezidebing……ninyezhidao。”
fusinanshizhongbengjinzhelian，“wokantajingshenhaodehen，naliyoubandianxiangzhongbingdeyangzi？”
“rangtazou！”fubainianqihuhudikaikou，congyaopinglizhuachuyidabayaolaiwangzuilisai，“fanzhengyishengshuowohuobuleduojiu，silejiubuyongaitadeyan！”
kantazheiyang，fusinandeliansemanmanhuanhexialai，congkoudailitaochujiehunzhengdidaotayanpizidixia，“woheningleyijingjiehun，biezainaole，jinzaobamingzigaihuilai。”
fubainianbatouniuzaiyibian，buxiangdalideyangzi。
fusinianshouhaojiehunzheng，zoulechuqu。
“zhenjiehunlema？kanqingchulema？shibushijiehunzheng？”
fusinancailikai，fubainianbengzhedelianjiubianxifasidisankai，yibalazhuguanjiawen。
guanjiabeitaladedongdaoxiwai，lianliandiantou，“kanqingchule，shijiehunzheng。”
“hao，hao，qiannianlaoguanggunzongsuankaiqiao，buwangwoxinkuzheiyichang。kuai，kuaiqudaoshui，kuaiyesile！”tabutingdipaizhexiongkou，shibeineibayaopianyede。
guanjiabeitadehuajihenhenqiangleyixia。
千年老光棍……
youzheimepingjiazijisunzideme？
chengsiyanandeliangxinfaxian，yizhipeijiangcezhoudengdaolingdianshengrijieshu。sangerenchuilelazhuchiledangao，jiangcezhoudeqingxuchediwendingxialai，xinmanyizudibaozhechengsiyasonglaideshengriliwujinrumengxiang。
ningletuozhepibeideshenziquleyinzuo。
yinzuomenkou，xieyizheyidaoqizhangdeshenying。
jingshibaitiangangganggenzijijiehundenanren。
kandaota，yeninglexinliwuweizachen。
“zenmecailai？fusinanrouzhemeixin，rouhediwen，jishizheiyangsuiyidedongzuodouyoushuaiyougang，rerenxuanmu。
“wogenrendiaobanle。”jinguantayuqirouhe，danguziliqichangqiangjing，ninglebennengdizhangzuijiuda。
taniutoukanxiangtadaiguodedifang，kandaodishangdiulehaoduoyantou，xiaoliansuijiluchujingyadebiaoqing，”ni……yizhizaidengwoma？”
fusinandiandiantou，“guanyuwomenjiehun……”
“wozhidao！”tadehuahaimeishuowan，tagengkuaidijieleguoqu，bingcongyidailinachuyizhangzhilai，“zheishi**nidehunhouxieyi，nikanhaiyoushenmexuyaobuchongde。”
jintiantaimang，zheigexieyihaishitazailaidelushanglinshicaonide，zixiandeyouxiewaixie。
fusinanhuyidijieguo，kandaoshangtouliezhehaojitiao，diyitiaoshi：liangrendehunyinshuyuxinghun，hunhouhubugansheduifangshenghuo。
kandaozheiyitiao，tadelianpangxunsuwulexiaqu，chunbanbengdesijinsijin。
形婚？
好样的！
“wozhidaonishiweileniyeyecaigenwojiehunde，zhenghaowoyeyoubudeyideliyou，dajiagequsuoxuliangbuxiangqian，suoyiwanquanbubiyoufudan。”ningleyagenmeiyishidaofusinandefennu，mannaozixiangdeshitaxiawunadaojiehunzhengshineiyinchendebiaoqing，yufaxiangbiaoxiandeyundanfengqing。
“buguonifangxin，zainiyeyemianqianwoyidinghuinulibiaoxian，burangtakanchupozhan。jianglainiyaoshiyoulexihuandenvren，womenkeyisuishilihun。”
xinghunyejiubale，zheiganggangjiehunjiushuoli？
ningleyueshuoyueqiren，fusinanhuodejunlianqihei，zhichameibatadangchangqiasi！
“suoyi，nidasuannahunyindangerxi？”yueshihuoda，tadeshengyinyueshileng，zheihuierzhenggezhoubiandouyaojieqibinglai。
ninglebuyoudedalegehanzhan，wanghoutuiletui，dayanquebujiediluozaitashenshang，wugudizhuanzhe。
zijizheibushiweitazhexiangma？
他这生气为的哪样？
talibutou，zhinengweiqudiyaoqilechunban。
ninglezheifuyangzi，jiuxiangyizhibeirendiuqidexiaomao，babadedayanlizhuangdequanshikelian。
fusinanneikelengyingrutiedexinfangfoturanbeirennaoleyixia，gangtiedewaiqiaofenfenxianluo，luchuyouxueyouroudeneili！
jinjinyinweitayigebiaoqingjiuxinruandiao！
fusinandexinzhongchongmancuobai，danzaizheijianshishang，tabingbudasuantuirang。
“zaiwozheier，zhiyousangou，meiyoulihun，gengmeiyouxinghun！”
形婚？
guanggunleershibanian，quqizhiweilebaizaishenbiankan？
ruofangzaiyiqiantabingbuhuijuedeyoushenmebutuo，ranerduixiangbianchengleyeningle，turanjiujieshoubulele。