第五章 这b世界,太操蛋了!

penglaijuliqingshanzongbusuanjin,youzaibanlushangdanwuleyixieshijian,haimeidaodamudeditianjiuyijingbiananle。

luguoyijiakezhanshi,shenlinyuanwensuyaoyaobuyaochidiandongxi。

suyaodiantou,gangyaofanshenxiama,buzhicongnalifeichuyizhijian,zhiqutamingmen。

laotianea!sheiyaoanshatazheimeyigefeiwua!

jiuzaisuyaoyiweiyaogaleshi,neizhijianzaijulitameixinbudaoyigongfendejulitingzhu。

jiandelingyiduanbeishenlinyuanwozaishouli。

suyaozhijiehetanzaimabeishang。

shenlinyuanjingjuedechakansizhou,quedingmeiyouweixianzhihou,caizixikanneimeijian,yihuodao:“congweijianguozheizhongcaizhidejianyu。”

suyaohuanlekouqi,yecouguoqukan,zheiyikanjihuwuleihongding,zhendetazhijiechuleyishenlenghan。

zheizhijiandejianshenshang,kezhewugedazi——hongyangshejiguan!

zheitemabushitaqianliangtianhecrushqudeneijiashejiguanma!

suoyixianganshatadegenbenbushizheigeshijiedemougerenhuomougezuzhi,ershitamadezheigeshijie!

dianguangshihuojian,suyaoturanxiangmingbaiyijianshi,zaizheigeshijie,tazuoweiyigepaohuinvpei,yijingjile,ruguotadexingweiyingxiangdaozhuxianfazhan,neimezheigeshijiejiuhuichushouxiuzhengjuqing,batagandiao!

suyaobeizijihechuleyishenjipigeda,ruguozhendeshizheiyang,taqibushitiantianzaiguimenguanzhuanyou?yigebuxiaoxinjiuzhaoyanwanghechaqule!

zheibshijie,taicaodanle!

“zhouweibingmeiyourenzai,yinggaishifujinmenpaixiuliandedizibuxiaoxinweizhi,bubidanyou。”shenlinyuanjiangjianshouleqilai,jiansuyaobiaoqingfuza,yiweitashizaihaipa,xiayishikuanweidao。

“wozenmenengbudanyoua,wodanyousileni!”suyaorenbuzhuxiaoshengtucao。

ruguotayingxiangyicijuqing,jiuyaomianlinyicisiwang,neitaqibushiyaobubuxiaoxin,shishijinshenle?

xiangxiangdoujuedebiequ,haiburusilesuanle!

dan……ruguotabujingaibianlejuqing,haigaibianlenvzhuni?

zheiqishishiyibennanpinxiaoshuo,yishenlinyuandechengzhanglilianweizhuxian。

yejiushishuo,shenlinyuanxihuanshangshei,sheijiushinvzhu!

zheigerenzhirangsuyaohenzhenfen,bijingshenlinyuanbenlaijiushitadeweihunfua!

zheigedatui,tabixudebaoshang,jueduibunengrangjibieren!

tazhigougoudikanzhemianqianfengshenjunyideqingnian,wendao:“shenshixiong,zanmenlianggeyouhunyuezheishier,nizhidaoba?”

shenlinyuanyizheng,“ng,wozhidaonixihuandeshizhaoqing,hunyuedeshi,wohuigenjiafubingming,zeriquxiaohunyue!”

“不行!”

suyaoyijidong,zhijiecongmashangshuailexialai,haihaoshenlinyuanyanjishoukuaibatalaojinlehuaili。

shenlinyuanganjuezijidexinzangturanloutiaoleyipai,mosedemouzilishaoyoudeshanguoyisihuangluan。

“shenshixiong,wobuxihuanzhaoqing,suoyiwobuyaogennijiechuhunyue!”suyaoshunshihuanzhushenlinyuandebojing,taidujianding。

“naopiqizongyouhaodeshihou,jintiandehua,wojiudangmeitingguo。”shenlinyuanyaxiaxinliyishunjiandedongrong,xiangqisuyaohezhaoqingneizhongsuozhouzhideguanxi,qingqingfangxiata,danmodehuileyiju。

shenlinyuanqianzhema,xiangqianhuanhuanzouzhe,kanbuchulaiyoushenmeqingxu,zheikejizuozaimabeishangdesuyaoyumenhuaile。

ai,douguaiyuanzhutaizuo,yeshi,quantianxiaderendouzhidaotasuyaoshizhaoqingdetiangou,rujinshenlinyuanbuxinyeshizhengchangde。

“shenshixiong,wozhidaonibuxiangxin,danwohuiyongxingdonggennizhengmingde!”suyaoxinshidandan。

tazirenweizijicikedeyanshenjiandingdexiangrudang,kendingnengdadongshenlinfeng,naiheduifangyagenerbumaizhang。

“不必”

shenlinfengdeyuqidandande,xiangshiwanquanduitabuganxingqu。

“nibushixiangcanjiasanrihoudexianmendahuima?woyoubanfabangninadaocansaizige。”suyaoxinlizheji,juedingquxianjiuguo!

shenlinyuanzhongyuzhuzu,zhuantoukanzhetazhoumeidao:“nizenmezhidaowobunengcanjiale?”

“e……”suyaoyishiyusai,tazongbunengshuotazaojiubeijutouleba!

mianduizheshenlinyuanhuaiyidemuguang,suyaolingguangyishan,dangjishuaiguodao:“woshitingzhaoqingshixiongshuode,yinweinibucansai,tayiweizijiwenzuokuishoule,deyidebudele,daochuxuanyang!”

guoranshenlinyuanqinglengdemouzhongshanguoyimoyane。

henhao,chouhenzhilaqilaile!

anzhaoyuanzhudejuqing,shenlinyuanbunengcansaishiyinweizaiqianjiriyigeshimenrenwuzhong,xianmendahuijubanfangzhiyizhouzhangmendeerzi,yinweidiaoxiyunqishandenvdizi,beishenlinyuananzaidishangchuileyidun,sizhiduanlesa,menyadoukefeileliangke。

zhouzhangmendanu,danyunqishanyebushihaorede,youqizheijianshizijierzizuodeyebuguangcai,chuanchuqubuhaoting。

yushizhouzhangmenanxiangcaozuo,jinleshenlinyuandecansaizige。

yunqishanshanzhuyeyouyimoyimoerzikansilengmodanranshizeyishenfangudexingge,jingranyetongyile。

zheijianshihaimeiyougongkai,zhidaoderenbuduo。

suyaozhidaozheigechoumashenlinyuanyidinghuixindong,daobushiyinweitaduicanjiabisaidediyiyouyin,ershijinniankuishoudejiangpin,duitagewaiyouxiyinli。

shenlinyuanbanhezhemouzisisuopianke,caitaitouwen:“niyoushenmebanfa?”

“womenpenglaiyousangeminge,worangwodiebaosongni,zheizaiwomenneierjiaobosszhipin!”

“ruowocansai,zhaoqingjuebuhuihaoguo,nidangzhenyuanyi?”shenlinyuanweizheng,xiayishiwenchukou。

“dangranwoshiyoutiaojiande!”suyaocoujinshenlinyuan,shenmixixidemaiguanzi。

“he,nixiangrangwoshujizhaoqing?”zheigexiaoyatou,guoranhaishiweilezhaoqing。

“shenshixiong,mafanniwangsilinvezhaoqing!”suyaoxiayishilaqishenlinyuandeshou,renzhendejiaodaidao。

shenlinyuanganshoudaozhangxindewendu,buyouyileng,yandidebingchuan,weiweisongdong。