第1章
“ali，nijiamolianzhouzhongletongshenglie！yihouniyaodangleguantaitai，kebiewangjiwomenzheixiexianglixiangqina！”
“一定一定！”
jiangyinglitizhelanzi，jiaobuqingkuaidigenlushangdecunmindazhaohu，feipangdelianshangduimanlexiaorong，wuguandoubeijideniuqu，quewufazudangciketajidongxiyuedexinqing。
dengzoudaomojiamenkou，tazhenglilexiafabinhebanjiudeyishang，youkanleyanlanzilidetedizuoderoubing，yangqixiaogangyaoqiaomen，wuliquechuanchuleliangdaoshuxideshengyin。
“azhou，gongxinizhongletongsheng！wozhentinigaoxing。danshenjiadengbulele，yaowomingtianjiujiaguoquchongxi，kewobuxiangjiajichuniyiwaideren。wogaizenmeban？wuwu。”zheishitatangjiejiangqingyoudeshengyin。
“bieku。wozhidaoniweiwofuchulehenduo。”molianzhouxintengdibaozheta：“zheiyang，wowanxiejiuqunijiatiqin，woquni。”
jiangqingyoujingxi：“zhende？kepinliqianzenmeban？woshangcijinidelufeijiushishenjiadepinliyinzi。wozhidaoniyexuyaoqian......keyaoshijibuchulai，shenjiabuhuibaxiude！haiyou，alitayebuhuidayingwomenhao......”
molianzhouyouyulexia，tiyidao：“neirangalijiaguoquba！”
jiangyinglimanxindehuanxibeizheiyijuhongdeliangchexinfei。
“哐当！”
menmoranbeirenchuaikai，jingdeliangrenqishenhuiwang。
“molianzhou，nizenmeganzheimeduiwo？”jiangyinglimuziyulie，yaoyaqiechi。
tafeijinxinligongtadushu，jiupantachuxihouquta，congcirangzheixiekanbuqitaderenyangwang！
jieguo，yichaodezhong，tadiyigexiangqudequeshitatangjie，shenzhihaiyixiangtiankairangtatijiaqushuaishenfutideshenjia！
tazennengrucisangjintianliang！！
molianzhoubeitazhiwendemanlianganga，lianmangbieyanbikaitadeshixian。
jiangqingyoulianshanghaiguazheleizhu，tayanmiankudao：“ali，nibiewuhui......”
jiangyinglidemuguangluodaojiangqingyouneizhangbaijingguanghua，xiumeiyanlidelianshang，fangfobeizhenzhaleyiban，taturanchongshangqujiushilianggedaerguazi。
“shinigouyinazhoude，duibudui？nige**dechangfu，worangnijiwosongdongxi，kemeirangnibalawodeqiangjiao！wodasinigejianpeizi！”
jianxinshangrenaida，molianzhoujimangbatahudaoshenhou，jianjiangyinglihaibuyibunao，tanaohuodifanshoubarentuikai，lianseyinchendihedao：“zhushou，nibiesapolexingbuxing？”
lanzilideroubingzisaleyidi，neishijiangyingliqingchenzaoqitedizuode，weideshijitabushenti。
yanxia，mozhewenrederoubing，jiangyinglidexinkouqueshizhenzhenchouteng。
“wosapo？molianzhou，dangchunishuoyaoquwo，haishuowodepiqipolazuishishengqu。”
“yanxiawopanglehuirongle，nideletongshengqueyaoyijiaobawotikai？ninalaidezuilianshuowoshipofu？wokan，nimenlianggecaishi**peigou！”tajidongdekoubuzeyan，leishuihaizaineizhangchoulianshangbutingwangxiagun。
“goule！”molianzhoukuijiudunlian，jiandetaneizhanglian，tahaosibeicitongleyan，yanshenyane，lishengdao：“jiangyingli，nizongshizheiyang——yubenchongdong，ziaodiaoman，youbaozaomingan。nineidianbideshangqingyoudeminglishidati！wojinhoukeshiyaozouguantude！”
yaoshuojiangyinglizuiyouxiudeyidianyejiushishenglezhanghaolian，ketarujinhuirong，youfeipangruzhu，zishigengbunenggenjiangqingyoubile！
“azhou，nibiezheimeshuoali。”jiangqingyouchelechetadeyixiu，yanzhuyandidedeyi，kanxiangjiangyingli，xuanranyuqidao：“ali，wogenazhoubushinixiangxiangdeneiyang，womeixiangchaisannimen，shiwoqingbuzijin......”
jiangyinglimeixiangdaomolianzhouhuizheibankandaita，erjiangqingyouhaizaizheizhuangmozuoyang，yigunuhuoshashizhichongnaomen。
“qingbuzijin？nishigouma？guanbuzhuziji！？haiyouni，biezhuangle，wokanzheexin！”
shuozhe，tanaonudilunqiqiangjiaodebiandanchongshangqu。
tayaozheiduigounannvhaokan！
“你干什么！？”
dantapang，dongzuonanmianchidun，molianzhougangyanjishoukuaijiezhubiandan，jiangqingyoujiuxiangpaodanzhuangxiangjiangyinglidefeiduzi。
jiangyinglibeizhuangdewuzangliufudouteng，liangqiangjiannaodaikedaolezhuozidejianjiao，shentiyiruanjiudaoxiale。
yanhongcongtaejiaomanyankailai。
“chu，churenmingle！”jiangqingyouyilianhaipa，pudaomolianzhoudehuaili，“azhou，woshipatadashangni，zheicai，caidongshoude......womeixiangtasi......zenmeban？wosharenle！”
molianzhouyeshihedeliansecangbai，tazhuangdanshenshouqutanletanjiangyinglidebixi，“hai，haiyouqi......”
turan，taxiangshixiangdaoleshenme，yaoyawendao：“nishuoshenjiayaonimingrijiaguoquchongxi？”
“是。”
“chongxizuihaoshichenyeli。nirangnijiarenlaijitahuanshangxifu，gaitouyigai，moheisongrushenjia！tabianshishenjiarenle！”
“wo，wodoutingnide。”jiangqingyouyanmoumimankaishuibo，leiyiyingyingdidiantou，zuijiaoqueqiaorangouqi。
yebuwangtayifanpansuanle！
hunchenjian，tingdaozheijuhua，jiangyinglixinkouyizhenbingleng，suihoubianchedixianruheianli。
......
“zaoniea！buxiangjiajiutuiqina，songlegekuaiduanqidesirenlaisuanshenme？qifushenjuanyihaoshuohuashibushi？”
好吵！
jiangyinglinaodaifateng，mengranzhengyan，rumudequeshibanbodiaidewuzihefaheifahuangdetuqiang。
这是哪里？
tahaodaisuandeshangshiheheyoumingdeyijiemingshou，suisuanbushangfukediguo，queyebugaichuxianzaizheizhongpodifangba！
“yo，haimeisini？”yigechuanzheguzhuangdezhongnianfunvmanlianxianqidiwangzheta。
“jiangyingli，nimenjiangjiayetaibuhoudaole！shenjiajisanliangyinzidangpinli，shiweilechongxi！jieguonidaohao，banijiejiedayun，moheiguomen，haiguyizhuangqiangzisha！nimenjiangjiashibushichengxintianhuiqi！”
“什么冲喜？”
jiangyingligangchusheng，yiduanjiyifengkuangyongrunaohai，cidetanaoqiaozhouteng。
yuanlaitaaoyezuoshoushu，cusizaileshoushutai。
queyiwaichuanyue，zhongshengdaoledajinchaotianshuicunyiweitongmingtongxingdecungushenshang。
yuanzhushijiangjiaerfangdenver，sansuineinian，fumuhelihou，jiangjiajiubatanianglingjiadeguosuandaoletatoushang。
gengyinweiyuanzhumoyangzhangdejihao，jialijiuzongmatagentaniangyiyangshigehulijing，rizikeshuoshiguodeshuishenhuore！
erling“jiangyingli”weiyixinweideshi，tayougeliangqingxiangyuedeweihunfu，benlaishuohaodengtazhongletongshengjiuchengqin。
danbannianqianjiangyinglimomingqimiaokaishifapang，congyigeyaotiaomeirenyingshengshengguchenglegeerbaijindedapangqiu，lianshanghaizhangchulehonggeda。
yuanzhuweilejiweihunfuliugehaoyinxiang，yeweilejianfei，duoshushihoujiurangtangjiejiangqingyoubangmangchuandidongxi。
然后结果可想而知。