第二章 这个蜥蜴肉也好吃

cucaodechuganrangsutiantianhunshenyizhan,yigunanyiyanyudeexinganzhichongnaomen。

“aaa!buyaoguolai!”sutiantianzaiyebengbuzhule,jianjiaochusheng。

小东西嗓门还挺大。

tabeizheituruqilaidejianjiaozhendeshuodadenaodaihuanglehuang,xianghoutuilejibu,jinsedeshutonglishanguoyisiyiwai。

buguohenjiumeiyouyudaozheimekekoudeshengwule,taturanhaixiangzaitianyixia。

yeshiyinweisutiantianzheiyisangzi,yuanbenjijingwushengdechengbaoxiangshituranhuoleguolai。

gezhongqixingguaizhuangdeshengwucongjiaoluo、qiangbi、tianhuabanshangdefengxizhongtantoutannao,haoqididaliangzhezheigebeijulongdailaide“xinxianwanyier”。

youzherenleihaitongbandaxiaodeshenqudemaotouying,diliuliudeyanjinglishanshuozhejiaoxiadeguangmang。

youhunshenzhangmanjiancidejudajiachong,batiaocuzhuangdejiezhizaidibanshangqiaojichuchenmendexiangsheng,rangrenhuaiyizheidibandezhiliang,yongtadeshiliuzhiyanjingyizhabuzhadedingzhesutiantian。

haiyoupiaofuzaibankongzhong,shentitouming,yinyuekejianneibushanshuozhedianguangdeqiyishengwu,tamenwushengwuxidipiaodong,xiangshiyituantuanyoulansedeguihuo。

《shanhaijing》lidedongxisihuquanbuchuxianzailezheigedifang。sutiantiandaidaidikanzheyanqianzheiguiyideyimu,naohaizhongturanmaochuyigehuangdandeniantou。

“nandao……woshizaizuomeng?”

tashijingzhalezhayanjing,yanqiandejingxiangquemeiyousihaobianhua。

sutiantianzuihoudejiyi,shizijibeishenmedongxizhezhuleshuangyan,yishuangshuangcucaodexiaoshou,xianglinxiaojiziyiyangbatajialeqilai。

neixiexiaoshoubingliangshihua,xiangshicongshuiliganglaochulaideyiyang,rangtarenbuzhuqileyishenjipigeda。

“fangkaiwo!nimenshishenmeguaiwu!”sutiantianpinmingzhengzha,wunaineixiexiaoshouquexiangshitieqianyiyanglaolaodizhuazheta。

tamenmeiyoulihuitadejiaohan,tuozhetachuanguozhangzhangdezoulang,zuihoubatarengjinleyigeheiqiqidedongkuli。

“peng!”chenzhongdetiemenguanbideshengyin,xiangshiqiaoxianglejuewangdesangzhong,tongshizhezhetashuangyandedongxiyebeichekai。

tamangpaqilai,zhuazhetiemenxiangwaikanqu。sutiantianjiezheweiruodeguang,zheicaikanqing,gangcaizhuazhezijideshiyiqunlvpifudexiaoairen,tamenyouzhewuguiyiyangdebeiqiao,lianshangquezhangzheniaoleidejianhui,huotuotuoshiconggushilizouchulaidehetong。

hetongmenchongtaluchuguiyidexiaorong,luchujianlideyachi,ranhouzhuanshenliqu,zhiliuxiasutiantianyigerenzaiheianzhongsesefadou。

dilaolimimanzheyiguchaoshifameideweidao,qiangbishangpamanlehuanideqingtai,jiaoxiashibinglengjianyingdeshiban。

yuxiangzhongdezhemochichimeiyouchuxian。

sutiantianquansuozaijiaoluoli,duzigugujiaogebuting,xiangshiyouyeshouzailimianpaoxiao。

tayijingbeiguanzaizheilizhengzhengsantian,zhengzhengsantiandoumeiyouchidongxile!

sutiantianconghuailitaochuyigexiaobubao,limianshitasuishenxiedaidejigesubaozihemantou,zheishitazuihoudeshiwuchubei。

“chi,haishibuchi?”sutiantianxianruleliangnandejingdi。

tabenlaidasuanbazheixiebaozimantouliudaozuihou,dangzuozijideduantoufan,siyeyaozuogebaosigui。

keshixianzai,tayijingedeqianxiongtiehoubei,zaibuchidongxi,kongpazijihaimeibeizheixieguaiwumenchidiao,jiuyaoxianbeihuohuoesile。

sutiantianyouyulehenjiu,zuizhonghaishibabaozimantousaihuilehuaili。

buxing!sutiantianmengdipaileyixiazijidenaodai,bunengzaixiangxiaqule。

renbeiejile,shenmedouzuodechulai。

她苏甜甜是谁?

benchaobendaizuinianqingdechaotingyushanfangzongguan!——dezuoxiadadizi。

zhiyaojitashicai,tajiunenghuafuxiuweishenqi,bieshuolaoshule,jiusuanshitiaoqiuyin,tayenengzuochuyidaonengshanggonghuangdidemeiwei!tajiubuxinzhaobudaonengchidedongxi。

xiangdaozheili,sutiantiandunshilailejingshen,takaishizixididaliangzhezheigeguanyatadedifang。

zheisihushiyigefeiqidedilao,qiangbishangbumanlehouhoudeqingtai,jiaoluoliduifangzheyixiepopolanlandeshitoukuai。

qingtaitajideyenengzuochengcai……sutiantianxiangzhe,muguangyousaoguoguanzhetadetiemen,turan,tadeyanjingyiliang。

zaitiemenmenkou,sihuyoushenmedongxizaidong!

sutiantianpingzhuhuxi,manmandikaojin,jiezhehunandeguangxian,tazhongyukanqingleneigedongxi。

那是一只蜥蜴!

erqiehaishiyizhitixingjudadezongshixiyi!buzhidaoshitaechulehuanjuehaishiruhe,zheixiyibujinjinxiangrenyiyang,shikaozhehouliangtiaotuizhanzhede,haiyoujiushi,zheidongxi,jingranhetayizhenggerenyiyanggao!

sutiantiandeyanjingdunshidengdale,zheikeshihaodongxia!

zongshixiyi,rouzhixianmei,yingyangfengfu,wulunshibaotanghaishihongshao,doushijipinmeiwei!

gengzhongyaodeshi,zongshixiyidelinpianhexueye,haishizhenguideyaocai,juyouhuoxuehuayu、qiangjinjiangudegongxiao!

sutiantianxiangyemeixiang,likepuleshangqu。

raner,tahulveleyigewenti。

zheigetiemen,shiyoushoubeicudejinggangdazaoercheng,weilefangzhitataopao,hetongmenhaiteyizaiwaimianjialeyidaotiezhalan。

sutiantianzhilaidejizhuazhuxiyideweiba,jiubeibinglengdetiezhalandangzhulequlu。

“biepaoa!rangwochiyikoujiuxing!”sutiantianjiangangzhuazhuweibajiujiandexiyiyaoliu,jidedahanchulesheng。

neizhizongshixiyisihuyebeitaheleyitiao,pinmingdizhengzhaqilai,xiangyaobaituosutiantiandemozhua。

“jiuyikou,wobuduochi!”sutiantianyejile,tahaoburongyicaizhaodaodeshiwu,zenmenengqingyifangqi?

tasisidizhuazhexiyideweiba,yirenyishougezhetiezhalan,zhankaileyichangjiliedebahebisai。

“@#¥%&*!@#¥%……&*!”neizhizongshixiyiturankouturenyan,kexisutiantianyigezidoutingbudong。

tabenlaihaixiangzhuantouweisheyixiazheigebuguijudejipin。

bijingshenweishouwangdarendejuanshu,zaitakanlai,zheixiejipinjiuhedishangdemayimeishenmequbie。

danshi,tazhuantoujiukanjianlehailiuzhekoushuidesutiantian。

hetaneishuangedezhimaolvguangdeshuangyan。

tayixiaziyoujihezhule。

“gudong”yisheng,sutiantianyanleyikoukoushui,xiayishiditianletianzuichun。

“zheixiyizheimeyouhuoli,roukendinghendanyaba?”taxinlixiang。

neizhizongshixiyihunshenyidou,taganjuezijihaoxiangbeishenmekongbudedongxidingshangle。

“buxing,wodetaoming!”taxinlixiangzhe,ranhoutamengdiyishuaiweiba。

sutiantianzhijuedezijishenziyiqing,jiuxianghouyangleguoqu。

“aiyo!”tayipiguzuozaidishang,ganjuepigudouyaoliekaile。

dengtataiqitou,quefaxianneigangcaihaiyongliangtiaohoutuizhanzhedexiyi,xianzaisituibingyongdeyongjikuaidesudupazoule。

“ai!biepaoa!”sutiantianhanleyisheng,quefaxianzijideshengyinsiyawubi,xianranshielehaojitianshizaishimeiliqihanle。

taditoukanlekanzijideshouyiwaidifaxian,zijideshoushangjingranhaizhuazheneizhixiyihaizaihuobengluantiaodeweiba。

zuzuyoutadexiaobeineimeda,neimezhang。

可以吃好久了。

“wa!”sutiantiandunshixingfenditiaoleqilai,baneitiaohaizaizhengzhadexiyiweibajuguotouding,kaixindidahan,“woyourouchile!woyourouchile!”

“hahaha!”tarenbuzhudaxiaoqilai,xiaoshengzaikongdangdangdedilaolihuidang,zaixiyitinglaiwanruemoyinchangzhisheng。