第3章 纸条你撕了

“yi~xiaohuozizheibizibucuoa,daoshihenyouyidianyanjinliugudejiashia!”

“裴老缪赞了~”

shuohuadegongfu,liyizhuaqijutaishangdemaobizoulongshe,henkuaibazijixuyaodedongxidoulielechulai。

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“我......”

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“buhaole~sanchuanghuxikunnan,kuaitongzhichenjiaoshou~!”

liuzongyitinghuxikunnan,huranyouzhongbuxiangdeyugan。

不会吧!

真的这么巧?

ditoukanlexiashijian,buduobushaozhenghaolianggexiaoshi!

yishijian,tachedimengle,neinianqingrenshimengdema?

“niganmanige?zanbadoubuxingle,ganjinzaijiwangdashidadianhua,qingtakuaidianhuilaia~!”

liuhuijuanyikanzijigegeneigewonangyangzi,jiuqibudayichulai,ganmangtaochushoujijineiwangdashidadianhua。

“duibuqi,nibodadedianhuayiguanji~”

什么情况?

nandaoshidashishoujimeidianle?

liuhuijuanganmangjijieshaorendadianhua,boxiahaomazhihoushoujineitouchuanlaitongyangdeshengyin:“duibuqi,ninbodadedianhuayiguanji~”

“骗子!!”

liuhuijuanjiushizaisha,zheigeshihouyemingbaiguolaishizenmehuishile!

“nimenshihuanzhedejiashuma?bingrenxianzaiqingkuangweiji,womenyaomashangjinxingqiangjiu,qingnimenguoquqianzi。”

“dafu,wofuqindeqingkuangxianzaidaodizenmeyang?”liuhuijuanyouxieliushenwuzhu。

“nifuqindeqingkuangyouxiebuleguan,taxianzaihuxikunnan,zangqigongnengdouzaibuduandexiajiang,qingnimenzuohaoxinlizhunbei。”

dafudehuarutongdangtouyibang,zhidadexiongmeierrenyunyunhuhu,liuzonghuranxiangdaoneigenianqingrenshuodehua,lianggexiaoshihuxikunnan,sangexiaoshihunshenzangqichuxue,nandaotazhendenengzhi?

“nihaijideneinianqingrenliuxiadedianhuama?”liuzonghuranyibazhuazhumeimeidejianbangwendao。

“wozenmejide,tabushiliujinidema?”

“neizhitiaobushibeinisilema!”

“wo、wo......”

liuhuijuanhouhuiwanfen,lianmangpaodaogangcaidiuzhitiaodelajitongzhong,kaishifanzhaoqilai......

“nimenhaizaizheimocengshenme?nifuqinxianzaixuyaolikeshoushuqiangjiu,fouzehuiyoushengmingweixian。”

kanzhetamenxiongmeierrenzailajiduilifanzhaodeyangzi,chenjiaoshouzhijieqibudayichulai。

zheiweichenjiaoshou,shicongguowailiuxuehuilaidezhuanjia,zaixinnaoxueguanhexiongwaikeshang,neishimuqianzhenggetianhaishishuyishuerdezhuanjia,keshizheiduanduanliangtiandeshijian,zheiweizhuanjiaganjuezijidezhiyeshengyazaodaolezhimingdedaji。

yigebingrenxintiao、xueya、xueyangyiqiezhengchang,keshijiushichixudedishao,miansefaheishetaifahei,zhenggerenhunmibuxing。tayongjinleyiqiejiancha,douxianshizheiweibingrenjianchayiqiezhengchang,zheirangtazheigezhuanjiaqingheyikan!

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benlaijiukangzhejudadexinliyali,xianzaidehaibeirenjiuzheimewushile,zheirangxingaoqiaodechenjiaoshouruhejieshou。

“nimenyaoshizaibuqianzi,danwunifuqindebingqing,daozhideyiqiehouguoyounimenzixingfuze!”

“biezaizheitaotaolexingbu,fanbufan,niqiangjiunidaoshigaosuwo,wofuqintadedeshenmebinga?”

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“ni、ni、ni......hao,neijiuqingnimenzhaolaidedashi,laijiunifuqinba!youshenmeshiqing,qingnimenhouguozifu!”

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“nishuotamenjiadezheiliangrenshibushinaoziyoubinga?”

“jiushi,chendafukeshiliuyanghuilaidezhuanjia,tamenbuxiangxinchendafu,quxiangxinshenmezhongyi!”

“wojintianhaikandaoyougetamenqinglaidedashi,juranhaibaozheyizhimao。”

“neigebushidashi,neigeshidashidetudihaoxiang,gentayiqideneigechuandegenbaiditandesideneigecaishidashi,ge~ge~ge~。”

“zhenshikexileneigelaoyezile,qizoulechenjiaoshoukanlailaoyezishimeixile,ai......”

“zhaodaole,zhaodaole!”

jiuzaizheigeshihou,yilianjingxideliujianweidezhongyuzhaodaolemeimeisisuidezhipiancanhai。

xiaoxindefangzaidishang,kaishipinjieleqilai,icubingfangli,neicierdeyiqijianjiaoshenghaizaibutingdemingjiao。

“喂,你好那位?”

“wei~dashi,neigewofuqinzhendehuxikunnanle,ninjiujiuwofuqinba!”

dianhuazhongyubotongle,liujianweitingdaoliyideshengyin,dunshiyouzhongzhaodaolejiuxingdeganjue。

“e~shiliuzonga,woyaodedongxinimenzhunbeihaolema?”liyixianzaishiyidianyebuzheji,tacikejiuzailouxia。

“dongxi?shenmedongxi?”liujianweiyitouwushui。

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“meiwenti!woxianzaijiujininzhuanzhang,ninjiwogezhanghao!ninxianzaizaina,wozheijiupairenqujienin。”

"henhao,jiewojiububilewojiuzailouxia,wodezhanghaoshixxxx"

liyikuaisudebaoshanglezijideyinxingkahao。

“叮~”

budaosanfenzhong,liyishoudaoledaozhangtixingdeduanxin。zheiciliyidunshiganjuexinqingshuchanglehenduo,zheirenzenmenenghemaoyeyezuoduini?

zuoshangdianti,liyizhibenicubingfangerqu。

“dashi,ninjiujiuwofuqin,jiujiuwofuqin~”

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“zouba,buguoshuohaole,zheicibunengchuangeliyi,nitongyiwojiudongshou!”

“shenmedoutingninde,shenmedoutingninde!”

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“wei,nimenjiwozhanzhu,**gelifubunengjinicu!”xiaohushiyikansanrendeyangzi,ganmanglanzhusanren。

“nijiwobizui~youshenmeshiwofuze!”fuqindeqingkuangweiji,liujianweizhijiechulilefennu。

sanrenjiuzheimechonglejinqu,liyibaikailaotoudezuizaicikanlexia,ranhouxiankailaotoushenshangdebeizi,kaishiyigenyigendequchulaotoushenshangchazhedeneixieguanzi。

liuhuijuanyouxinxiangyaoshuoxieshenme,keshixiangdaozhiqianliyideshenqi,tahaishixuanzelebizui。

“nimenzaiganshenme~bingrenxianzaidouhuxikunnanle,nimenhaibahuxijichaile,nimenzheishizaimousha!”

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“nicongkaishijiucuole,yaobushinimendanwulezheimejiu,tazuishaohaiyouwuniankehuo,xianzaiyinweinimentajibianzhihaoyezhishengliangnianxingming!”

liyiyibiandongshou,yibianlenglengdeshuodao。

“ni、nishishenmeren?nishineigeyixueyuanbiyede?nidaodiyoumeiyouchangshi?nimenzheishizaimousha,woyaobaojingzhuanimen!”

chenjiaoshouyijingbeiliyiqidezhiduosuo,zhijietaochuleshouji,zhendebodalebaojingdianhua。

“niyaobaojingyehao,yaofabiaoshenmeyijianyehao,daowaimianqu,biezaizheidanwujiuren~”

liujianweiyikanliyishengqile,shengpazaichushenmebiangu,ganmangshangqianyibajiangchenjiaoshoutuilechuqu。

这叫什么事啊?

chenjiaoshouhuranyouzhongrilegoudeganjue,zijiyigetangtangdeyixueboshi,zhurenzhuanjiadaolexianzai,juranbeiyigebuzhisuoweideerlengzi,congqiangjiushiliganlechulai。

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shenqideshiqingfashengle,suizheliyizuihouyigenyinzhencixiaqu,laorenyuanbenkunnandehuxidunshishunchanglexuduo,yipangdeliuhuijuanyijingkanshaleyan......

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“呕~~”

laorenyikouqiheidexuepenchu,dunshidezhenggebingfanglidoumimanchuyiguxingchouwubideweidao。

liyizaicifangxialaotou,cikedetahunshenrutongganggangcongshuililaochulaiyiban,hunshenwulidechuanzhecuqi。

“dashi,ninmeishiba?”

liujianweiganmangshangqianfuzhuleliyi,liyizhangzhangdechuleyikouqi,ranhoutaochuyigebaowenbeidijiliujianweishuo:“fuwozuoxia,ranhoubazheigejinifuqinguanxiaqu~”。

liujianweilianmangfuzheliyizuozaiyipangdeyizishang,ranhouhuidaobingchuangqian,jiangneibaowenbeiliqiheideyaozhijilaorenguanlexiaqu。

“jingchatongzhi,jiushitamen,tamenqiangxingchaichulehuxikunnanhuanzhedehuxiji,zheishimoushaa!”neiweichenjiaoshouyiliandeyiyangyangdezaicidengchang,shenhougenzhelianggejingcha。

chenjiaoshouxinzhongchongmanlebaofude**,zheimeduotianshoulezheimeduoxianqiyejiusuanle,jintianjuranbeizheimegeerlengzicongqiangjiushiganchulai,jintianyaoshibubatasongjinjuzili,yihouzijiyebuyonghunle。

“qingnimengenwomenzouyitangba!”

lianggejingchaqiaoleqiaowaimiandeboli,shiyiliyisanrenchulai。

“水......”

jiuzaizheigeshihou,bingchuangshanghunmilezhengzhengliangtianliangyedebingrenshuohuale......