第1章她是个怪胎
“dalao！yourenjinixialerenwu，nikanlema？”
dianhualishinanrenjidongdeshengyin。
ruanjuntoushangdingzhecaomao，shenshangchuanzhemicaifutxuzuozaiyutangbiandiaoyu。
“shenmerenwu？”nvhaideshengyindandande，weiweiyangzhedeemeitouzhesanfensanman。
nvhaijingjingdezuozaineili，suiranchuandehentu，danyizhangjuemeilengqingdelianqueshimeideyouxieguofen。heqitazaiyutangbianchuidiaodecunminwanquanbushiyigehuafeng。
“jingchengmojiadexiaotaiziyebeiluzoule！mojiafaburenwu，zhiyaonengpinganjiuchumojiaxiaotaiziye，qiansuibiankai！”nanrendeshengyinyouxieyinyindejidong。
ruanjunyizhishounazhediaoyugan，yizhishoutuozhexiaba，yifubaiwuliaolaideyangzi。
“woxiangshiqueqianderen？”
“......”
dianhuaneitouyingshengshengdekalehaojimiao。
“大佬你真不接？”
“shanggoule。”ruanjunkanzheshuimianshangdefupiaodongledong。
“shenmeshanggoule？”duifangyitouwushui。
“鱼！”
哈？
“很大的一条。”
“......”
到此，电话挂断。
ruanjunjiangyuganxianghouyiti，guoranshiyitiaoxiangdangdadejiyu，zuzuyousanjinzhong！
qitachuidiaodecunminkandaozhei，gegeyanzhongluchuxianmudeshense。
“这是第几条了？”
村民们小声议论着。
“haoxiangyouershitiaole。”
“si——”cunminmenzuilifachudaoxiliangqideshengyin。
“zheiyatou，guoranshigeguaitai，congxiaodaodafashengzaitashenbiandeshidouguai！”
“kebushi！”mougecunminyanhongdekanzheruanjunshenbiandesuliaohongtong，zaiyangguangdezhaoshexia，sifenzhisandeweizhidoushiheiyayade，quandoushiyu。
duiyucunminmendexiaoshengyilun，ruanjunhuoduohuoshaotingdaolexie，zicongtadongshikaishi，zheixiehuatajiutingdaoerduozhangjianle，suoyiyexiyiweichangle。
huanshangyuer，shuaidongyugan，jixudiaoyu。
meiduoyihuier，yiliangfanzheyinhuisedemianbaochekaileguolai。
xiangjiandexiaolushimeiyoupushangliqingdeshazilu，chelunyazaishangmianfachuguludeshengyin。
mianbaochezaikaidaoyutangbiandeshihoutinglexialai。
chemenlakai，zuozaihoumiandemojingnanrenxialaihou，dongzuoculudebacheshangdexiaonanhaijichelexialai。
xiaonanhaidayuesiwusui，piaoliangdelianshangmeiyoushenmebiaoqing。
mojingnanrenjiujinlaidaoruanjundeshenhou。
“qingwen，zheifujinnaliyoubinguan？”wenwanhou，kandaolesuliaotonglideyu，xinxianfeimei，gourenweilei。“nizheiyuwomaile，duoshaoqian？”
ruanjunmeiyouhuitou，qingpiaopiaodeshuoleju，“bumai。”
mojingnanrenzhoulezhoumei，congqianbaolinachuyiqiankuaiqian，“yuguiwo，qianguini。”
qitacunminkandaozhei，xianmudeyou，jidudeyeyou。
ruanjuntouzhelengaodemeiyanliranshangmofanzao。
zhuantoukanxiangmojingnanren。“tingbudongrenhua？bumai。”
yigehuitou，ruanjunkandaolebeinanrenzhuazhedexiaonanhai。
getoubugao，dayuesiwusui，fendiaoyuzhuodexiaolianjingzhidebusirenjian。
rangruanjunweiyadeshi，zheixiaonanhailengkujinaodeyangzi，sihugentayousanfenxiang。
zairuanjundaliangxiaonanhaideshihou，xiaonanhaikukumunedelianshangyekaishichuxianganqingbianhua，yishuangputaobandedayanjinglimanshihaoqi。
xiaonanhaikanzhekanzhebianqingbuzijindemaizhexiaoduantuichaozheruanjunzouqu。