第2章 穷人的身上带着细菌

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“ai,huakeyaoshuoqingchule,zheiqianwonazoulekeshibuhaide,jiusuanwobushinimenjiashaoye。”linfanjingtidikanzhemakeshuodao,yuqizhizhongdaizhejifenfangbei。

makeqingxiaoleyisheng,buxiedishuodao,“buguoshiyibaiwaneryi,jiusuanshiduiwolaishuoyebuguoshixiaocaiyidie,diaozailedishangwodoubuyidinghuiwanyaoqujiande。erqie,woquedingleninjiushidashaoye,zheijueduishibuhuiyoucuode!”

linfanwenyan,yeshaoshaofangxinlexiede,“xingle,koushuowuping,nixieyigezijujiwoba。”jiranyourenyaobaijizijiqianhua,neiqiyoubunazhededaoli?

makeyikoudayinglexialai,“meiwenti,dashaoye。”

buguoshixuyu,linfanjiulinzheyibaiwanxianjin,nazhezijucongaodicheshangzoulexialai。youlezheimeyidabideqian,taxinqingdahao,zouludebufayeqingkuailebushaode。

xianglexiang,tanachuleyigelianqidoudiaoledeanjianji,kuaisudibotongledianhua,“wei,laobanma?woshilinfan,heihei……”

dianhuadeneitoushicaozadehanjiaosheng,laobanshiyigezhongnianfunv,bunaifandiwendao,“gaiside,zheimewanlehaibulai?nishibushibuxiangganle?”

linfanbeizheimeyihou,juedezijideerduodouyouxiecitonglede。taxiayishidijiangshoujinakaileyixie,ganxiaozhehaoshengshuodao,“laobanniang,wo,wojinwanlinshiyoudianershiqing,bunengguoqule。ninkan,wonengbunengqinggejia?”

shengyizhenghao,laobanniangbunaifandiguaduanledianhua,“xingle,zhidaole。qingjiayebuzhidaozaodianershuo,yaobushikannipingshihaisuanshiqinkuai,wokendingyaocituilenide。”

“xiexielaobanniang!”linfanxibuzijindishuodao,ranhoukuaisudiguaduanledianhua,kuaisuchaozheyibiandeshangchangpaoqu。

qishi,jinwanshilinfandenvpengyouzhengshiyaodeshengride。yuanben,tajiudasuanquwencanguandelaobanniangyuzhilegongzijizhengshiyaomailiwude。

xianrujin,zijizongsuanshishoutoukuanyule,taziranshixiangjinkenengdimanzuzijinvpengyoudeyuanwangde。

“lv?”linfankanzhezheilianggezimu,lianshangluchulecanlandexiaorong,“ng,suiranshuozheigebaoshitingchoude。danshi,haoxiangshiyaoyoujicikandaobiedenvhaizibeizheigebaotingxianmude。yaoburan,jiujitamaizheigeba?”

“aiaiai,nizenmehuishiera?”linfandejiaohaimeiyoulaidejitajinlvdemendian,quejianyiweichuanzhedetidetaozhuang、huazhenongzhuangdezhuanjuxiaojieselinnayibalanzhuletade,buyuedizhiwendao,“nizenmesuisuibianbianjiuwanglimianchuanga?”

linfanweiweicumei,youxiebuyuedihuidao,“woqulimiandangranshimaidongxide,nilanzhe**shenme?”

selinnachixiaoleyisheng,buxiedishuodao,“hehe,maidongxi?niyebudianliangyixiaziji,zheilimiandezuibianyidedongxipadoushiniyiniangongzidoumaibuqideba?erqie,nichuandezangxixide,kebienongzanglewomendedian。”

“ni……”linfanbeiqidebuqing,lianseweiweibiandeyouxienankan,“bushishuogukejiushishangdima?nijiushizheiyangduidaishangdidema?wogaosuni,nibiegouyankanrendi!”

selinnalengxiaoleyisheng,shengyinjianlidichaofengdao,“duia,niyeshuole,gukeshishangdi。ni,maideqima?maibuqideren,suanshigukema?hehe……erqie,xiangnizheiyangderenhunshenshangxiakongpadoushidaizhexijundeba?yaoshirangnijinlaile,baxijunyedaijinlaile,yingxiangdaolewomendegukezenmeban?”

erjiuzaicishi,lingwaiyihuazhedanzhuang、liandanerqingchun,shencaiaotuyouzhidezhuanjuxiaojiexiaolinyouxieburendikanzhelinfan,lalelaselinnadegebo,xiaoshengshuodao,“selinna,suanleba。zheiweidagegujiyeshibutailejiezanmendianlimiandedongxidejiage,suoyixiangyaojinlaimailesongjinvpengyoude。buru,jiurangtajinlaikanyixiaba。erqie,wojuedexiangshixijunshenmede,yeshizaishitaikuazhanglede……”

selinnalengxialelian,bunaifandiduizhexiaolinhechidao,“nicaigongzuojitian,zhidaoshenme?wojinggaoni,nishaozaizheierchazui!niyaoshizaizheimexiaqu,xiaoxinfanwanbubao!”

“wo……”xiaolinweiqujile。

“xingle!”linfanxianedidengleselinnayiyan,nushengshuodao,“nibujiushijuedewomaibuqima?hehe……”erhou,tadakailemakejidebao。

selinnayikandaobaolimiandexianjin,jingdexiabadoukuaiyaodiaoxialaile,“ni,ni……zhei……”henkuai,tajiubianleyizhanglian,yuanbenkebodelianshangduimanlechanmeidexiaorong,taohaodeshuodao,“xiansheng,ganggang,ganggangshiwoduoyoudezui,shifenbaoqian。ninkan,nindarenyoudaliangde,nengbunengyuanliangwo?nifangxin,woshizuizhuanyede,yidingnenggouweinintiaoxuanzuishihenindebaobaode。”

linfanlenglengdidengleselinnayiyan,hanshengdao,“buneng!”ranhou,tazhuanshenzoudaolexiaolindeshenbian,“zouba,woxiangxinni,nitiwoxuanyigesongnvpengyoudebaoba。”

xiaolinlengleleng,shashadigenleshangqu,“hao,haode,xiansheng。”

zhuanleyiquan,xiaolinkuaisudixuanchuleyikuanlvjinnianxiajidexinkuanbaobao,“xiansheng,zheiyikuanbaoshijintianganggangdaowomendianlimiande。tadeshejijiaohenqianweihenyangqi,ninkan,keyima?”

linfannalidongzheixie?tanaolenaozijidenaodai,ganxiaozheshuodao,“xing,jiuzheigebaoba!”

xiaolinjianlinfanzheimeshuangkuaididayingle,yishizhijianyeshiyouxiejingyade,“haode,xiansheng。wo,womashangjininbaoqilai。”

fukuan、baozhuanghao,zonggonghualebudaoershifenzhong。selinnayikaozaileyibian,suanliuliudishuodao,“aiyou,wuwanduodebao,nizheiyibidetichengyinggaishibushaoba?”

linfanlengxiaozhedengleselinnayiyan,“dangran,benlaizheiyibitichengyinggaishinide,sheirangniyouyanwuzhuni?huogai!woquannihaishigaigaiyimaoqurendemaobingba!hehe……”

selinnayouqiyounao,lianzhangdetonghongqueyoushibandianerbanfayemeiyoude,zhinengyingshengshengdirenxialede。

linfandianleyixiazijishoulimiandebao,yixiangdaoyihuierzhengshiyaokandaozheigeliwuzhihoujingxideyangzi,buyoudishashadixiaochuleshengyinde。

nachuleshouji,tabotonglezhengshiyaodedianhua,“yaoyao,nizainaerni?jintianshinishengri,wojinizhunbeiledianerliwu。”

dianhuadeneitou,xianshikepadejijing,ranhou,chuanlailebinglengwuqingdenvsheng,“zhenghaowoyoushiqingyaogennishuo,nilaixuexiaomenkoudelediktvba。”