第1章
cierdechacheshengzaihuangliangdeshenshanlixiangleqilai。
“laotouzizhendeshifengle，zuoleyigeniaomeng，jiurangrenlaizhuoniaole，gaitianmengdaolaohu，wohaidedanggewusongshangshanzaizhuohu？kexiaodelaotouzi！”
zhulihebaobiaotingzhexieshaolenglengdechaofengsheng，yigezidoubuganyinghe。
xieshaokouzhongdelaotouzi，shihaichengzuiyoumingwangdemulao。
mulaoyishengwuhou，danqueyousigeyangziyigeyangnv，xieshaojiushiqizhongzhiyi。
qianjitianmulaomengdaolelaojiashanli，yougeshandonglifangzheyikedan。
没错，一颗蛋。
mengdezuihou，danlipaochuyizhiniao。
lianxuzuolehaojitianmeng，laotouzhaorendating。zuihouzhidaolezheishitazufenfujin，erneizhiniaogengbudelele，laotouchalegezhongziliao，lengshishuoneiniaoshishenmefenghuang。
youxierenfengchenglaotou，shuomujiazushangyoushenmingbiyou，mulaotouzuishangshuozhebukeneng，xinliquegaoxingdebudele。
xieshaodeyisi，jiushishenniaogepi。
jieguomeixiangdaoneilaotoujiuxialesimingling，shuotadongkaifaquneikuaidi，sheinengbazheigeniaodandaihuiqu，jiunengdedaozheikuaidi。
荒唐到了极点。
buguotayezuoleliangshouzhunbei，yijingrangrenqumaituoniaodanle，zhiyuyanse，ranyiranjiuhaole。
xieyanshunzhebaobiaodeshoudiantongguang，piejianleyinsedemaibahe，chixiaoleyisheng，“chengjinyelaile，he，pingshizhuaideerwubawande，shenmeshoudouyanjiuyuanzuinianqingdeshengwuxueyuanshi，xianzaihaibushiyanchanlaotoudedipi，paolaizhuoniaole。”
chengjinshimulaodelingyiweiyangzi，genxieyanyizhibuduifu。
zheizuoshanshangyinsensende，chuanwenzheizuoshanjiao“xueshan”，xianxuedexue，yuanbenyiweishifenglindeyuanyin，houlaifenglinbuzhidaoshiyinweiziranhaishirenhuo，shaoguangle。
danguangtutudeshan，yuanchukanqilaiyeshihongsede，zheijigeshantouzongshichuxianyixieguaishi，yizhiyumeinenghuarudangdijingdian。
“wuwu~”naishengnaiqidewuyanshengzhouranxiangqi，zailengfengdeguoxiexia，yinlengcongjibeichuyicuncunwangshangpa。
yigezhulilianggebaobiao，sangeyimibajidezhuanghan，yinweizheishengwuyanquantiyizhan。
xieyandiaozheyizhiyan，zhoumei，xilideyanshensaoguosizhou。
“呜呜~”
头顶上传来的。
tataiqitou，ranhoujiukandaoguangtutudeshuzhishang，guazheyizhi，ebu，shiyigesansisuizuoyoudadexiaonvhai。
nizheyueguang，takanbuqingtadelian，danshiganjueneishuangyanjinggewaicuicanmingliang，keshiwuwushengyouxiandetebieweiqu。
谢衍没动。
“xieshao，huangjiaoyelingdezenmeyougehaizizaishushangni？”
“xiaopengyou，nibabamamani？”
“shibushilailvyou，zoudiule？”
“yinggai，shi，shirenba。”
baobiaohezhuliyirenyiju，xiaoxinyiyixunwenzhe，beixieshaolenglengdipieleyiyan，dunshibizuile。
shushangdexiaonaibaoyizhidingzhexieyankan，kanzhekanzhe，turanbuwule。
“babababa，zhizhizhongyudengdaobabale，babakuaifeishanglaijierenjia，renjiabuhuifeila，wuwuwu~”
zhizhishitiandijianzuihoudeyizhifenghuang，tazhaolehaoduonianbabale。wushinianqianhaixiashanleyitang，danshitajisuancuowula，neigeshihoubabamenhaimeiyoushengchulai。
tatoutoufankanletianshu，shuotadebabamenyaoyizhishoufa，sigebabayaohuxiangcansha，zuihousigerendousile，cainengjinruxiabeizi，ranhoujixuhuxiangshadiaoduifang。
tabuxiangrangbabamenshadiaoduifang，haocande，haokeliande，tayaolaijiutamen。
xieyanchileyisheng，“sheishinibaba。”
“wuwuwu~babarenjiayaodiaoxiaqule，wuwuwu~”shushangdexiaojiahuohuanglehuang，turancongshushangdiaolexialai。