第4章
“qingyue，jiajiwoba！”
jiangshanshoupengxianhua，danxiguidi，dunshixiyinlebushaozoulangneideyihurenyuan。
tamenfenfenxianmudekanxianglinqingyue，nengbeimeichenjituanshaodongjiaguidiqiuhun，zheijianzhishizhongrenxiangdoubuganxiangdemeishi。
duiyuzheitufazhuangkuang，chenqiuhelinqingyuedouyouxiemengquan，jiulianduoduodoumangranwendao：“mama！jiangshushuzaiganshenmeya？nibushiyijingshibabadelaopolema？”
linqingyueliumeiweicu，chenshengdao：“jiangshan，ni...”
“dengdeng！”jiangshanmiandaiweixiao：“wozhidaoniyaojujuewo，kedengwoshuowannizaihuida，haoma？”
linqingyueyouyulexia，dianlediantou。
陈秋脸色不悦，
妈的，
这小子什么意思？
dangzhewodemianjiwolaopoqiuhun？
zheiyetaibubawofangyanlileba？
kanlai，zhenyaojizheijiangshanjiaoxunle，fouzezheijiahuohenyoukenengdengbizishanglian，zuochugengchugedeshiqing。
zheishi，jiangshanshenxiyikouqi，zuijiaoyangyiqizixindexiaorong：“wozhidao，nidemeiyicijujue，doushiyinweizibei。”
cihuayichu，linqingyuedunshilengzhule。
什么？
自卑？
erjiangshanquehaowuchajue，jixudayanbucandao：“nishijuedenipeibushangwo，bijingniyouleduoduo，erwomeijieguohun，meichenjituanhelinshijituanzaishilishangyeyouchaju，suoyi，nixinzhongmingmingaiwo，quemeiyicidoujujuewo！”
“nijiangzheifenaimaizangxinli，hushiwo，lengmowo，duiwoshuoshangrendehua，nixiangbawotuikai，keqingyue，bubile！wobuxiangniwozaineimetongkudeaixiaqule！”
“woshenzhiwoaini，niyeaiwo！womenhejushisuyanguang，woyaodainihuijingdou，qujianshuangfangfumu，gengyaozaijingdoujubanyichangshengdadehunli，rangquanjingdouderendoujianzheng！”
“suoyi！qingyue，woaini！jiajiwoba！”
jiangshandeyanjingyufadeshenqing，cishi，yeqiadaohaochudexiangqileyishou《zanmenjiehunba》，xianranshijiangshanzaoyouzhunbei。
“jiajita！jiajita！jiajita！”
xianchangdeyihurenyuanshenzhihuanzhedouweizaimenkouqihong，fenweihongtuodaolejizhi。
“zheishizanmenmeichenjituandeshaodongjiajiangshanma？taishuaileba！jianzhilangcainvmao！”
“neinvrendouyounverle，jiangshaoyeweishenmehuikanshangzheizhongershouhuo...erqienikanneinvrenshenbianzhanzhede，jiushitalaogong。”
“a？talaogongzai？zheitanengren？？buguoyeshi，duimiankeshijiangshao...dezuilejiangshao，sidoubuzhidaozenmeside。”
chenqiushuangshoubaoxiong，henshiyumen。
buguo，tabingmeiyoudaduan。
ershikankanlinqingyuehuizenmezuo。
linqingyueyanshenyufabingleng，tameixiangdaojiangshanjingranneimeexin。
zijijiushidanchundebuxihuanta，
jieguotaquecuorenweizijizibei？
荒唐！可笑！
erqie，duanshijianneiweiguanneimeduoren，shenzhihaiyouyinle，mingxianshijiangshankeyizuzhide。
daodebangjia？haishiweixie？
chenninglexia，linqingyuelengshengdao：“baoqian，jiangshan，wojujue。”
cihuayichu，quanchangyaquewusheng，luozhenkewen。
suoyourendoudairuomuji，meicengxiangguolinqingyuehuijujueneimeyouxiudejiangshan。
jiangshanjiuxiangshizajibiaoyandexiaochou，zaizhongrenmianqianyanmiansaodi，henbudezhaogedifengzuanjinqu。
tawanwanmeixiangdao，linqingyuehuijujue！
jiusuanbuyuanyi，yegaijizijiyigemianzi，tongyihoudengjianglaishuoqingchuba？
chenqiumeirenzhuxiaochulesheng，
这场面太滑稽了！
“你笑什么？”
gangawubidejiangshanzhaodaolechuqitong，tarengdiaoshouzhongxianhua，chaozheshenhouzhongrenbaohoudao：“doutamakanshenmekan？jilaozigun？”
menwaikanxiderenshunjianhedepaokai，jiangshanshuangmouxinghongwubi，duichenqiuzhiwendao：“laozizaiwenni，nigezhizhangzaixiaoshenme？”
chenqiuyanshendanrandao：“gangcaiyouyichanghenjingcaidezajibiaoyan，hongbizixiaochoutaimailile！”
“nimalaozishixiaochou？！”jiangshanleitingzhennu：“nizheigefeiwuyoushenmezigemawo？shehuizuidicengdechouchong！nihaiganxiaowo？！xinbuxinwoxianzairanganbaoguolaisilannidechouzui？”
chenqiusongsongjian，manbuzaihudao：“neijiushishige！”
jiangshanxiangshiyaobaozhadeqiqiu，mianhongerchi，yaoyaqiechi。
tahenbudejiangchenqiuqiandaowangua！
这个狗东西！
xiashuidaoangzangdechoulaoshu！！
为什么敢嘲讽自己？
tanandaobuyinggaiguizaidishangkuzheqiqiuzijidafacibeima？！
“够了！”
zheishi，linqingyuedanrankaikou：“jiangshan，xiexienidexihuan，danhenbaoqian，womuqianmeiyoujiehundexiangfa。”
“duoduogangzuowanshoushuxuyaoxiuxi，liangweiqinghuiba！”
zhukelingyixia，erqiejiangshanmeilianzaijixudaizhe，tazhinengshenxiyikouqi，muziyuliedao：“chenqiushiba？nijiwodengzhe，wonongsinizheitiaochougoujiuxiangniesiyizhimayiyiyangjiandan，zanmenzouzheqiao！”
shuoba，jiangshanlenghengyishengzhuanshenliqu。
jiangshanzouhou，linqingyuechenshengdao：“nibugaidezuijiangshande，wolejieta，taxianglaiyazibibao。”
chenqiutiaoqimeitou：“nizheishizaiguanxinwo？”
linqingyueyijiushineifulengruobingshuangdeshense：“nixiangduole，erqie，niyegaizoule。”
chenqiuyiyibushedewangzheduoduo，funvganggangxiangrenqueyaofenli，zheijianzhibishaletahaiyaotongku。
chendunpianke，chenqiuwenroudao：“duoduo，babazhihouzailaikannihaobuhao？”
duoduolimabaozhulechenqiudegebo，doudadeleizhucongmingliangdeyanjingzhonggunluoxialai，kuzhedao：“duoduobuyao，duoduoyaobabapeizhe！”
linqingyuepengzheduoduodelian，ningzhongdao：“duoduo，babahaiyoushiqingyaomang，dengzhihouzailaipeinihaoma？”
duoduochuchukeliandao：“keshi，keshiyaoduojiua？”
weiqudeleiguangzaiduoduoyankuangzhongshanshuo，chenqiuxinrudaoge：“henkuaideduoduo，xiangxinbabahaoma？”
duoduoyanshenchiyi，guoleyihui，xiangshixialehaodadejuexin，zhengzhongdao：“neibabayaohewolagou！”
“好~拉钩！”
“lagoushangdiao，yibainianbuxubian，sheibiansheishixiaogou！”
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bujiuhou，jiangshanlianseyinchendelaidaobingfangwai。
touguochuanghu，jiangshankanxiangfangjianneidelinqingyue，tazhengwenroudehongzheduoduoshuijue。
bianshicike，yangguangtouguofengxitoulexialai，zailinqingyuedeshenbianxingchenglebanlandesecai，jiangtayingzhaodeguangcaiyiyi，youruxiannvxiafanyiyang。
jiangshandemuguangzhujianfengkuang，taduomexiangxianzaichongjinqu，duizhelinqingyuezuoneixiezijiyizhihuanxiangdeshiqing...
kezuihou，tahaishishenxiyikouqirenzhule。
pingfuhaoxinzhongdeqingxu，jiangshantaochushoujidakaitongxunlu，fanbianhouzhongyuzhaodaoleyigehaoma。
botonghou，tachenshengdao：“zheixienianwojiangjiadechanyezaijiangchengjinijiaoleneimeduodebaohufei，niyegaibangwozuodianshile。”
“我要打个人。”
“batadeliangzhishoujiwokanxialaiweigou，neizhangchouzuiyejiwosixialairengheli。”
“buyongdanxin，meishenmeshenfen，jiuyigechousongwaimaide。”
“ng，wobazhaopianfajini，zheizhongxiaoshijiubuyongtongzhilaohule，wanshangwoqinzijitashuo。”