zhuchirenyanjianzhibojianqifenbudui，lianmangzhuanyihuati。
tafeichangshanqingdeshuodao：“woxuanbu，sifangqiandasouchaxianzaikaishi，qingbenqidewumingsifangqiansouchaguanzhankai360duwusijiaodesousuo!”
wumingsouchaguanlikezhankaixingdong，renzhensouxunleqilai。
souchasifangqian，tamenshirenzhende。
……
zhibuguo，wangyoumenzaijinxingleyibosibizhihou，queyouxiebaiwuliaolai。
qidaigangenbenjiumeiyoubeilaqilai。
doujuedezheijializhaobuchusifangqian。
yebuhuiyoushenmezhiqiandedongxi。
“woduanding，jiemuzuzheiciyaofanche。”
“zheifangzizhandishibuxiao，danshixiangxiadefangzibuzhiqian，zheifangzimailequchengshi，liangecesuodoumaibudao!”
“zheicijiemuzubiaoxinliyi，xuanzelaixiangxia，jiushiyigecuowu。”
“meiyoukantou，sanlesanle……”
……
shunjian，zhibojianderedu，jiujiangdileyidajie。
zhuchirenganjuezijidexintaidouyaobengle。
zaidaoyandeshouyixia，jingtouduizhunlemurongwaner。
zhuchirenkaishigenmurongwanerliaojiachang。
murongwanershigejipinmeinv。
bushaowangyouyejingtanyumurongwanerdeyanzhi。
zaisouchadaosifangqianzhiqian，duifangyinggainengliuxiayibufenwangyou。
zhuchiren：“taitai，qingwenninhelaogongshizenmerenshide?”
murongwaneryilianxingfudeshuodao：“tushuguanouyude，womensuanshiyijianzhongqingba。”
评论区一片哀嚎。
“zheimejingdeniu，wozenmejiuouyubudao?”
“shentemeouyu，shentemeyijianzhongqing。”
“suoweideyijianzhongqing，buguoshijianseqiyibale!”
……
zhuchiren：“neinimenjiehunduozhangshijianle?”
murongwaneryiliandexiuse：“mashangjiudaojiehunliangzhounianjinianrile，womendejiehunjinianri，jiushiwolaogongdeshengri。”
zhuchiren：“kandechulai，nihenainidelaogongba。”
murongwanerjiaonendelianshang，fuxianwuxiandejiaoxiu：“ng，shangdaxuedeshihou，jishigenanshengzhuiwo，wodoumeixiangguoyaotanlianai，zhidaoyudaowolaogong，taxiangwoqiuhundeshihou，woyimiaozhongdouyouyu。”
“taitaishangdaxuedeshihou，yidingshixiaohuaba?”
“jishigenanshengzhui，kongburusi!”
“ng，wowendaolefanersaideweidao。”
“wojuedetaitaiqianxule，zheizhongxiannvyanzhi，jibaigenanshengzhuidoubuqiguaia。”
……
zhuchiren：“maomeidewenyiju，pingshidejiawudoushisheizuoni?”
murongwaner：“doushiwoa，tapingshizaiwaimiandapin，henkuhenleide，wogongzuoqingsong，ziranyaojitayigewenxindegangwan。”
pinglunqudelaotiedoukule。
“zheiniantouhaiyouzuojiawudenvrenma?”
“xianzainanrenbuhuizuofan，doubeirenqiaobuqileba?”
“nanzhurendemingzhenshihaoa，qudaobaole。”
“tashangbeizishibushizhengjiuleyinhexi，buranbukenengzheimexingyun。”
“kandaozheili，woyibazhangshanzailewojianeigebaijianiangmendelianshang，yihoulaozizaiyebuzuofan，zaiyebushuawan，zaiyebutuodile，shinanrenjiuyaoxiongqi!”
“loushangbaqi，wogangcaiyejiwonvpengyoudadianhuale，tahenanguimijuhuiqule，worangtahuilaijiwozuofan，like，mashang!”
“nanguimi?xiongdinixinkezhendaa，jingranhaixiangzhechifan，nijuedenannvzhijianhaiyouchunjiedeyouyi?nizheishizhunbeiqudacaoyuanlvyouma?”
“nimamamide，yuanlaiwocaishineigexiaochou，huaiyizijibeilvle，jiemubukanle，woyaoquhanweiwonanrendezunyan!”
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zhuanyan，bangexiaoshideshijianguoqule。
souchaguanzhaodaosifangqian，huidiyishijianxuanbu。
erzhiqiandejiqijiemu，yibanshijifenzhong，souchaguanmenyijingshouhuopofengle。
nandaojintianjiemuzuzhendeyaofanchebucheng?
zhuchirenjianzhicaosuilexin。
zheishi，murongwanertiantiandeyixiao，wendao：“souchaguanmenzhaodaosifangqianlema?”
主持人简直想吐血。
zheizenmenahubukaitinahua!
benlaitahaixiangyongmurongwaner，zaituoyiduanshijiande，zheixiayepaotangle。
tazhinengyingzhetoupishuodao：“ng，shijianyijingchabuduole，xiangxinwomendesouchaguanyinggaiyoushouhuoleba!”