第1章决不能侮辱我师父

aishanshang,gufenqian,yigeshaonianleiyanpangtuodeguizaidishang,kudebeitongzhiji,shouzhongnazheyiduoheisedeshuijinglianhua,jingmeijuelun,meilunmeihuan,toufazheyourendemoli,yikanjiuzhidaonaishifeifanzhiwu。

“shifu,zheijiushininpinlemingdedaodedongxima,shuoshenmekeyinitiangaiming,rangwopoerhouli,danshimeiyoulenin,zheiyiqiehaiyoushenmeyiyi?”

shifuluchengshizheigeshijieshangweiyiduitahaoderen,congxiaobatayangdaoda,wuweibuzhi,conglaimeiyouxianqitadantianfeiqiwufaxiulian,yeshiweilejitaxunzhaonenggounitiangaimingdezhibaoerside。

“nindoubuzaile,woyaotayouheyong?”

“pa!”shaonianyuekuyuejidong,zuihouheranyibajiangshuijingheilianzhongzhongdizazaileshifudemubeishang。

shashijian,heisedeshuijinglianhuabeizadebaosuikailai,yiguziheisedewuqiguiyidecongqizhongmaochu,zhijiexiangzheluxiaolongpulai。

“a!zheishishenme?”luxiaolongdajing,jimangpingzhuhuxi,zheidongxizenmekanyebuxianghaodongxi,xirufuzhongtianzhidaohuiyoushenmehouguo。

danshiluxiaolonghaishidigulezheiziheiwuqidelihai,zhijiantayixiazijiujiangluxiaolongwanquanlongzhao,zhijiecongpifuzhongshenruletinei。

“zheidaodishishenmedongxi,juranwukongburu?”luxiaolongzhendehuangle,yinweizheixiewuqijinrupifuzhihou,jitadailailewanxinwaguyibandetengtong。

“a!a!a!”yishengshengqilidecanjiaozhihou,luxiaolongxuruodipazaidishang,lianyigenshouzhitoudoudongdanbude,shenshangdoushitoule,quanshendouzaitengtong,wanruzaoshouleshijieshangzuikongbudekuxingyiban。

“呼呼呼,”

buzhiguoleduojiu,luxiaolongzhongyuhuifuleyixieliqi,manmandicongdishangpaqilai,kaozaishifudemubeishang,renbuzhudao:

“shifua,ningaolaidezheigeheilianhuadaodishishenmedongxi,limianweishenmehuiyouzheimedaidudeduwu,zheitongkujianzhibushirenshoudea!”

“buguozheigeduhaishichaledian,yaoshizaizhongyidianjiuhaole,wojiukeyixiaqupeininlaorenjiale。”luxiaolongtanlekouqi。

huanguojingerdeluxiaolongturanmeitouyizhou,zijideshentijuranganjuedaoleyisichangkuai,feichangshufudeneizhong。

“ng?zenmehuishi,beineiziheisededuwuduchengshounvekuangle?zaoshouneizhongkuxingyibandezhemowozenmehaihuishufu?”

luxiaolongxinliyitiao,takemeiyoushenmeteshupihao,jianjuebunengbiantaia。

henkuai,tajiufaxianleyuanyin,zijidetineihaoxiangcunzaileyisisiqiliu,zhengzaijingmaizhongsiyideliutang,liutangguochuchangkuailinli,lianzhiqianbeizhemochudetongchudouxiaoshibujian。

“zheinandaojiushilingqi,wonengxiulianle?”luxiaolongbukesiyidejingjiaodao,lianmangyuandizuoxia,kaishiyunzhuanshifuliujizijidexiuliangongfa,qingmujiuzhuanxinjing。

suizhegongfadeyunzhuan,yidaodaoyoulizaikongqizhongdelingqiwanruquanshuiguixiyibanxiangzhetadedantianyongqu,zaishunzhegongfadeluxian,xingyujingmaizhong。

“zhenzhenzhen,zhende,wozhendekeyixiulianle,zheijianzhibukesiyi。”quedinglezijideqingkuang,luxiaolonggaoxingdichadiantiaoqilai。

danshitamashangfaxianleyichang,bierendelingqihaoxiangdoushibaisede,zijidezenmedoushiheide,bujinlingqishiheide,erqiedantiandoushiheisede,zheiyetaiyuzhongbutongleba,

“buguanta,nengxiulianjiuhao,wojixu!”luxiaolongcaibuguanzheixie,kaishilefengkuangxiulian,anzhaoqingmujiuzhuanxinjingdexinggongfajuechongjizhezijidejingjie。

shijianfeishi,henkuaiyitianyiyejiuguoqule,jiuzaifoxiaozhishi,luxiaolongganjuezijitineiyizhenpaishandaohaideshenglangxilai。

luxiaolongmengdizhengkaiyanjing,shuangzhangtankai,huijulingqi,yigeniantou,shuangzhangzhishanglingqirutonglianggejiazhangshoubei,zhichongduimiandeyikedashuerqu。

peng!neikesanrenhebaodedashushunjianhuaweimuxiesanluoyidi!

“wodetianna,wokeyizuodaolingliwaifang,zheishiliantishihouqidebiaozhia!”

luxiaolongyouruzuomengyiban,tongshiwojinlequantou,jiranzijinenggouxiulianle,neimeshifudedachouziranyeshiyouxiwangbaode,yihouzijixuyaozuodejiushibianqiang,biangengqiang,bianzuiqiang!

“zhenghao,qinglongzongdewaimendabiyaokaishile,wozhenghaozaineiliqudehaochengji,jiaruneimen,jiukeyidedaogengjiaqiangdadegongfahemiji,zengqiangshili,haoweishifubaochou。”

luxiaolongxialejuexin,zhaoleyijianganjingtimiandeyifu,zouxiangbaomingzhichu。

“yohe,zheibushiwomendexiaolongshixiongma,luzhishidetudi,ninlaozenmepaozheilaile?waimendabikebuzenmefuheninzheizunguideshenfenna,ninyinggaishizhijiejinjicaiduideya,haidalaoyuanpaolaizhei,zhenshiqucaiya!”

zhijianyiqunshenzhejingzhuangdewaimendizichuxianzaiyanqian,qizhongyigexiezheyanjingkanzheluxiaolong,yanshenzhongchongmanletiaoxin。

shuohuaderenmingjiaolifeng,beizhaoshouzhihou,jinyongleyinianjiucongputongrenxiuchengleliantichuqideqiangshizhe,tianfubukeweibucuo。

yuanbenliangrenmeiyoushenmejiaoji,danshiluxiaolongzhijieshibeizhishiluchengdaijinqinglongzongde,suoyibeirenchengzhiweiguanxihu,zheiranglifengfeichangbushuang,suoyiyizhizhenduita。

yiqianyouluchenghuzheshangqiemaodunbuduan,xianzailuchengyisi,tagengjiasiwujidan。

“gun,wobuxianglini!”luxiaolongyixinxiangzhezijideshiqing,buzhidaozijideheiselingqihuibuhuiyingxiangceshi,cailandehezheijiahuoshuohua。

tingdaoluxiaolongzheigetaidu,lifengdunshibaonu:“hehe,xiaowangbadan,nihaiyiweishizaiyiqian,younineigesiguishifuzhaozhe?wogaosuni,woxianzaijiusuanbanidasi,yemeiyourenjiuni!”

mianduilifengdefengci,luxiaolongyiyanjiudengleguoqu,yigeshanshuojiudaolelifengdeshenbian,shuangyandunshibiandeqiheirumo,sherenxinpo。

“niwuruwokeyi,danshijueduibukeyiwuruwodeshifu!”

shashijian,lifengganjuedaotoupifama,yiguliangqizhichongnaomen,songsongdetuilejibu。

zheishihouqiyurenyedoukanxiangzheibian,dourenchulailuxiaolonghelifeng。

“yo,jinnianzheiwaimendabizhenshiqile,lianluxiaolongzheiyangdefeiwuyelaicanjiale,zhenshitailakuale。”

“buguozheishizenmehuishi,neigexiaofeiwuzenmehaiganhelifenggang,tashifudousile,kemeirenhuzhetale。”

“hengheng,zheicilifengzhongyunenggoudechangsuoyuan,haohaodijiaoxunzheixiaozile。”

“……”

yuanbenxinliyouxiesongdelifeng,tingdaozheixiewaimendizidehua,dunshifanyingguolai,made,wozenmebeiyigefeiwujizhenshele,zheiyaoshichuanchuqu,yihoukezenmehun!

“xiaozi,jirannizhaosi,neijiubieguailaozibukeqile!”lifengbaoheyisheng,zhijiexiangzheluxiaolongchongleguoqu。