第3章 这是我老婆

renbuzhuhanchuletademingzi,yinqilenanrencemuzhushi。

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“linxia,nizenmenengzhihulaobandemingzi?”

xuyaoduilinxiahaishiyouyinxiangde,renzaishejibubiaoxiandeyebucuo,burantayebuhuibarenjieguolai,hai“weiyizhongren”。

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yexingshen,zhiqianlinxiahainengyongzhangdexianganweiziji,danzhangdexiangyouyigexing,zhendenengziqiqirenma?

“大家请坐。”

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wufabaochizhending,linxiayinweitadekaojinbiandezhenggerendoujinzhangqilai。

“linxia,wobuzhidaonizaizheili。”

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“wozhidaoxianzainiwodeshenfenyouxieteshu,ruguonijuedebufangbian,wobujieyiyinhun。”

beitazuihouyijuhuahedao,linxiahoutuiyibu,manyanchayidedingzhetakan。

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guoleyihui,linxiacaifamengdedianlediantou。

“去工作吧。”

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“ca”yisheng,linxiaditouchuimou,zhishanghualezhangzhangyidao。

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“shia,shenzongshuaiqiyoumiren,jianzhishiwonanshen。”

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“wasai,shenzongzhendehaoshuaia。”

“buzhidaojianglaibianyinagenvren,jingrannengshouleshenzongzheiyangdenanren?”

……

jiaoxiayoudianhua,haihaochenyifuletayixia。

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jinjuliguancha,tadewuguanzhendewuketiaoti。

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yinweitademuguangguoyureqie,shenyianniutoukanguolai,tiaoleyixiamei,“youshi?”

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“qishiwobushihenxihuanfenhongse……”

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“bushi,”tazuijiaoyangqidandandexiao,“zheishiwolaopo。”