第3章 这画是假的

“tangyindewangshugongjitu?”

linhaocangyanjingyiliang,jimangshuodao:“kuai,kuainalaijiwoqiaoqiao!”

kanzheyeyeneixingfendeyangzi,qitianyubiandegengjiadeyile,zheiyizhongshoulizhizhong,dangshutadezuiweizhengui。

扑哧!

yezifengturanxiaochulesheng。

“xiaozi,nixiaoshenme?”qitianyumeitouyining。

yezifengqingxiaodao:“wangshugongjitushichuzimingdaihuajiatangyinmeicuo,buguozheifuhuamiaohuidequeshiwudaiqianshuhouzhu,wangyandehougonggushi。”

“zhongsuozhouzhi,wangyanshiyigehuangyinwududejunwang,cihuatongguosiminggongjidemiaohui,yicilaifengciwangyanneihuangyin**desishenghuo。”

“zhengruhuazhongtikuansuoxie,lianhuaguanzidaorenyi,rishijunwangyanziwei,hualiubuzhirenyiqu,nianniandoulvyuzhengfei。shuhouzhumeiyugongzhongguoxiaojin,minggongjiyidaoyi,guanlianhuaguan,rixunhualiuyishihanyan。shuzhiyaoyiyieryi,erzhuzhibuyizhuzhi,jingzhilanshang,bihouxiangyaotouzhiling,buwuewan。”

“ruci,jieshileqianshuhouzhu,wangyandehuangyinfubaishenghuo,daozhizuihoubeimielezu。”

“suoyi,nishixiangranglinlaoyezizuoyigehuangyinwududejiazhu,congerdaozhilinjiashuaibaima?”

全场鸦雀无声!

zaichangzhirenwubuluchuyimoguguai,rujindelinlaoyeziyizhibashizhiling,hainenghuangyindeqilaima?

cishidelinlaoyezi,lianseyeshijianjiannankanleqilai。

zaikanqitianyu,lianseyizhenqingyizhenbai,tabuzhidaozheifuhualimianjuranhaiyunhanzhezheicenghanyi。

“胡说八道!”

qitianyunuzhizheyezifenghedao:“nijintianshiguyilaidaoluandeba?”

yezifengdandanyixiao:“qishi,zheifu‘wangshugongjitu’shijiade,erzhenhuaxianshouzangyujingdouzhizhong。”

“fangpi!zheikeshiwohuasanbaiwancongpaimaihuipailaide,queshitangyinzhenjiwuyi!”qitianyuyanzhizaozaodeshuodao。

“zheihuazhongdeshinvfenmiantaosai,liuyanyingchun,xiabajianqiao,bingyibaifenyunrane、bi、han,shiqixingxiangyufajiaoqiaokeai,shiweitangyindesanbaihuafa,zenhuishijiadeni?”

linhaocangmanlianbujiedekanxiangyezifeng。

“zheifuhuabujinshijiade,erqiehaishiwofangde。”

yezifengdanxiaozheshuodao:“linlaoyezi,huazhongyouxiajiao,shibushixiezheyige‘feng’zi?”

linhaocangningmeiyikan,dangjimeitouyitiao,guobuqiran,zaihuazhongyouxiajiaoheranxiezheyige‘feng’zi。

“nijingyourucihuagong?”

linhaocangyilianjingtandekanxiangyezifeng,bukuishineiweijueshiqiangzhedetudi,bujinyouwenhua,haiyouzheidenggaochaodehuagong,buxiangdangxianianqingrenneibanfuzaobukan。

jianzhuang,zaichangzhirenwubuweizhijinge,linlaoyezidehua,yijingshuomingleyiqie。

zheifuhua,jingranzhendeshizheijiahuofangde?

“hehe,wobijiaoxiangwangwangyandeshenghuo,zhishisuishousuohuadebale。”

yezifengxiaolexiao,zheibuguojiushitazaishanshangwaiwaishijiemeideshihou,youganerhuade,zhibuguohoulaibeishifumenfaxian,jimeishoule。

buchengxiang,zheifuhuaqueliuluodaolewaimian。

linmiaoyinliansezhanghong,yanqianzheigediyicijianmiandeweihunfu,juranxiangwangwangyandehuangyinshenghuo?

zhanzaitashenpangdesuqingqueshimouguangshanshuo,yicailianlian。

yaoshuozuinanshoude,dangshuqitianyule,tahualeliangbaiwanpaixiadewangshugongjitu,benyiweijintianhuishizuijingdezi,nazhidaoqizhongdehanyirucibukan,zuizhongyaodeshi,huahaishijiade。

taliansetieqingdekanxiangyezifeng,chenshengshuodao:“xiaozi,nizheimeniubi,youbenshiniyenachushoulilai,rangwomenkankana!buguo,kannichuanzheyishenshijikuaiqiandeditanhuo,yenabuchushenmexiangyangdedongxilai。”

“hushuo!wozheishenyifusishijiukuaijiu!”lizifengfanbodao。

现场一片愕然!

youqishisuqing,manliandeheixian,jintianlaijilinlaoyezizhushouderen,nagebushiyixianliangli,quanshenmingpai?

quanchangsuibianlachuyiren,jiumeiyoudiyujiqiankuaiqiandeyifu。

“linlaoyezi,wozhuninshenghuozhishuchanglv,shengmingzhishuichangliu。ruyuezhiheng,rurizhisheng,runanshanzhishou,buqianbubeng。”

lizifengmainongleyixiawencai,ranhounachuyigechahu,jiezheshuodao:“zheishigongchunhu,chuzimingchaogongchunzhishou。”

“hahaha!yigepochahuyehaoyisinachulaidiurenxianyan,xiaosiwole!”

qitianyudaxiaodao:“jiuzheigepochahu,baijiwodoubuyao!”

“nizheizhendeshigongchunhu?”

yuqitianyubutong,zaiyezifengshuochu‘gongchunhu’sangezishi,linhaocangqueshitongkongyisuo。

“rujiabaohuan!”lizifengdandanyixiao。

“kuai,kuainalai!”linhaocangjimangshuodao。

yimingxiarenkuaibuzoudaolizifengdegenqian,xiaoxinyiyidijieguogongchunhu,songdaolelinhaocangdeshouli。

“liseanan,rugujintie,dunpangzhouzheng……”

linhaocangdaliangpianke,canglaodelianshangnanyanjidongzhise,jiulianshentidouweiweizhandouleqilai,kexiangerzhicikedeta,neixinyouduomedebupingjing。

“chuanwengongchunhuzaoyibudejian,meixiangdaorujinhaiyougongchunhucunshi,zheishiwujiazhibao,wujiazhibaoa!”

linhaocangrushizhenbaodepengzhegongchunhu,aibushishou。

bunankanchu,yezifengzheijianshouli,suanshisongdaoletadexinkanli。

“什么!”

qitianyulianseyibian,kanzhelaoyezineishoubushijuandemoyang,tazhiganjuepapadalian。

gangcaitahaishuozheipochahubaijidoubuyao,jieguoxiayikelaoyezijiushuozheishiwujiazhibao?

“bukeneng!jueduibukeneng!”

qitianyuzhoumeihedao:“zheipochahuyikanjiushiditanshangneixielajihuose,zenmekenengshiwujiazhibaoni?”

“zenme,nizaizhiyiwodeyanguang?”linhaocanglianseyichen。

qitianyuweiweiyileng,zheicaiyishidaozijishitaile,ganmangdixiatou:“bugan。”

cishizaichangderenyijingmeiyourenlihuiqitianyule,tamendaduodouyanzhengzhengdedingzhelinhaocangshoulidegongchunhu,yiliandezhenjingzhise。

chuanshuozhongzaoyibudejiandegongchunhu,jingranxianshile?

suihouhenduorendemuguangdoujujizaileyezifengdeshenshang,muguangshanshuo,jingyibuding,zheijiahuodaodishishenmeren,jingrannengnachugongchunhuzheizhongxishizhenbao?

zuizhongyaodeshi,tajuranyanjingdoubuzhadejiusongchuqule,zheiyetaicaidaqiculeba?

yaozhidao,zheigongchunhusuibiannadaoyijiapaimaixing,dounengpaimaichujingshitianjialai,zheiyangdebaobeikeshiwushugudongaihaozhe,yijishouzangjiakeyubukeqiude。