“linxiao，feishiweishiqiangrensuonan，shinaiweishixiuliandegongfa，zhigangzhiyangxushoutongzishenfangnengdacheng。”
“ruocikepoleyuanyang，qiansanshiniankuxiubianhuigongkuiyikui，shenzhiyouzouhuorumozhixian。”
meizhangfengliyuhongzhuzhixia，xuansehunpaoshangdeyinxianlongwenbeizhuhuoyingdeminganjiaocuo。
zheifanhuangyantazaojiuzhunbeihaole，linxiaoxinyubuxin，tadoubuzaihu，laidaozheilitajiumeidepaole。
kezheihualuozailinxiaoerzhong，quexiangshaohongdeluotietangzaixinshang。
taliangshiweiren，taichuanzhizheixiuxianjieershiyuzai，qianshifanbianwangluoxiaoshuo，jinshengyexiulian18nianle。
suoweideyaoshoutongzishen，daduoshihoushiyonglaihuyourende。
linxiaonashineimerongyibeihuyoude：“shizun，dizibuxin。”
给师傅带绿帽子？
还是师傅要求的？
这也太疯狂了！
baobuzhunshenmeshihou，shifuyifanlianjiujiezhezheigeyoutoubazijimiele。
suiweichuanyuezhe，danlinxiaomeiyoujinshouzhi，baozhuxiaomingbishenmedouzhongyao。
linxiaodeshengyinfazhan，quetouzheyiguzhiao：“ninyushiniangdahunnaishitianzuozhihe，zenkerangdizi……zuozheidengrumeishimen、dianwushiniangmingjiezhishi？”
tahuaweishuowan，meizhangfengyishangqianyibu，zhijianqingqingluozaitajiantou，yuqidouranchenlejifen。
“linxiao，niliangsuiruwomenxia，wojiaonitunazhifa，chuanniliuyunjianfa……”
tijienqing，linxiaodehoulongxiangbeiduzhu。
tachuitouwangzheqingshibanshangzijiniuqudeyingzi，sansuineinianhanjirugu，shishizuncheyeyilingliwenyangtadejingmai。
shiwusuikazaizhujihouqisannian，shishizunmaoxianchuangruwandugucaizhaimingxinhuaweitaruyao，rujintayishenjindanchuqixiuwei，quanshishizunyishoupujiu。
kezhengyinruci，tacaigengbunengzuozheidengshi。
给师尊戴绿帽子！
bujinweinilunli，gengshiduizheifenenqingzuiedudejianta。
“shizunzhien，diziwansibuci。dancishiguanhushiniangmingjie，gengguanhushizunyanmian，dizi……siyebucong！”
linxiaomengditaitou，yandimanshijuejue，shenzhiwanghoutuilebanbu，shuangshoujinwochengquan，yanshenzhiao。
meizhangfengkanzhetazheifumoyang，zuijiaogouqiyimojibukechadekuxiao。
tazaoliaodaolinxiaohuijujue，suoyicongyikaishijiumeidasuanjitaxuanzedeyudi。
“bale，nijiruci，bianxianxiehuierba。”meizhangfengzhuanshen，jitadaolebeijiu，didaotamianqian。
“jinriweishidahun，nimangleyiri，zheibeijiusuanshiweishiduinidedaoxie。”
linxiaobenxiangtuici，kekanzheshizunyanzhongkeyiliuludepibei，zhongjiuhaishiruanlexin。
tajieguojiubei，zhijianchudaobeibideweiliang，youyuleyishun，yangtoubianyiyinerjin。
jiushuiruhoushidaizheyisiyiyangdetianyi，haimeidengtaxipin……
meizhangfengyizhidianzailinxiaodantian，fengzhuletadelingli，linglijinshideneiyike，linxiaohuranganjuehunshenzaore。
“shi、shizun！zheijiu……”
linxiaoliansecanbai，liangqiangzhehoutui，yiguqiangliedeyuwangchongjinaohai。
meizhangfengzhuanguoshen，yandidewunaicheditunqu，zhishengxiaburongzhiyideqiangying：“shiweishizaijiulijialehehuansan！”
“linxiao，woyiyijue，cishiyoubudeni。”
tahuayinweiluo，bianshangqianyibu，shenshoukouzhulinxiaodeshouwan。
linxiaoxiangzhengzha，kemeilelinglizhicheng，tadeliqiliangeputongfanrendouburu，zhinengbeimeizhangfengtuozhewangdongfangdefangxiangzou。
“shizun！nifangkaiwo！wobunengzuozheizhongshi！”linxiaosihouzhe，shengyinlimanshijuewang。
“shinianghaizailimiandengzhenin，ninzennengrangdizidailao？ninzheishizaihuileninzijia！”
meizhangfengjiaobuweiting，zhishishengyindilejifen：“weiqunile。”
dongfangdemenbei“zhiya”yishengtuikai，limianhongchoumanliang，zhuhuoyaoye，kongqizhongmimanzhedandandexunxiang。
mufangzhengzuozaichuangyan，toushanggaizhehongsedegaitou，xianxideshouzhijinjinzuanzhequnbai，zhijiefanbai。
tasuiweishijianvzi，kemianduixinhunzhiye，zhongjiuhaishinanyanjinzhang。
tatingdaojiaobusheng，yiweishimeizhangfenglaile，shengyindaizheyisixiuse：“zhangfeng，nilaile。”
kehuiyingtade，queshimeizhangfengjianglinxiaotuiguolaidelidao。
linxiaoliangqiangzhepudaochuangbian，gaitoubeitawuyijiansaoluozaidi，luchumufangneizhangqinglidelian。
mufangkandaolairenshilinxiao，tongkongzhouranshousuo，lianshangdexiuseshunjianzhuanweijinge：“linxiao？zenmeshini？”
“meizhangfeng！nixiangganshenme？”
meizhangfengdezuijiaogouqiyimoguixiao，taishouyidianfenglemufangdexiuwei，wuqingqiepingdandenianzhe：“yaoxiao……yegaifazuole！”
tadehuagangluoxia，mufangzhiganhunshenzaore，lizhibeiyiguqiangliedeyuwangshunjianchongkua。
meizhangfengzhuanshenguanshanglefangmen，haicongwaimianshanglesuo。
屋内……
zhishengxiazhuhuopipadeshengxiang，yijiyuelaiyuexiongmengdeshahansheng。
hongzhuyiyeweixi，zhidaotiankuailiangshicaijianjianweiruoxiaqu。
linxiaoshibeiyizhenyayidekuqishengchaoxingde。
tazhengkaiyan，toutongyulie，zuowandejiyisuipianbanyonglai……
shizundebipo、jiulideyao、dongfanglidehunluan……
tamengdizuoqishen，faxianzijizhengtangzaihongsedehunchuangshang，shenshanggaizheyuanyangjinbei，ermufangzhengzuozaichuangdelingyitou，beiduizheta，jianbangbutingzhandou，leishuidashilequnbai，yunkaiyipianshensedehenji。
“shiniang……”linxiaodeshengyinshayadelihai，taxiangdaoqian，quebuzhidaogaishuoshenme。
mufangmengdizhuanguoshen，yanjinghongzhongdexianghetao，lianshangmanshiweiquhefennu：“linxiao！nizennengduiwozuochuzheizhongshi？”
“meizhangfeng！nijiwogunchulai！”
tadeshengyinjianli，daizhexiesidilidejuewang。
linxiaokanzheta，xinzhongkuijiugengshen，zhinengdixiatou，chenmobuyu。
jiuzaizheishi，fangmenbeituikai，meizhangfengzoulejinlai。tayijiuchuanzheneishenxuansejinpao，shensepingjingdefangfozuowanshenmedoumeifasheng。
“meizhangfeng！woyaoshaleni！”
taqingxidejideshimeizhangfengfengletadexiuwei，zijisuozhong**nalilaide，yeyijingwuxuduowen。