第一章假冒县令

黑虎山。

大寨灵堂。

zhongrencishijieshimiansebeitongdepizhemadaizhexiao,shenweiheihuzhaidejunshizhujianguang,yifulaoshenzigupazailingjiuqianhaotaodaku。

“shaodangjiade!ninzheiyizou!wokezenmegenlaodangjiadejiaodaia!”

zheishengqilidekujiao,shidezhongrenyerenbuzhuchouqiqilai。

sangeyueqianlaodangjiaguqu,xueyiguilaideshaodangjiahuilaibensang。

benyiwei,heihuzhaizaishaodangjiadedailingxiabijiangzhongzhenxiongwei!

kewanwanmeixiangdao,sangeyuelaizuodediyidanmaimai,jingranwushaleqianwangheishuixianfurendexianling!

zizhichuangxiadahuodeshaodangjia,jingranshangdiaozijin。

linsiqianhailiuxiashuxin,rangzhongrendaizhetadeshitiqianwangfuyadixiasuoyouzuize。

suoyi,yejiuyoulejinrizheiyimu。

heihuzhaizhongxiongdijiangjunshizhujianguangfukai,yimingtonglingyuyanyouzhidao:“junshi,wokanburujiuanshaodangjiayizhusuoshuo,jiangtadeshitisongjiguanfujiangmingyuanyou……”

zhujianguangkanzheganshou,quemeixiangdaobazhangzuanzheniujingshanleguoqu,qidehunshenfadoumadao:“niyaoshipasi!jiugunchuheihuzhai!”

“laodongxi!nibupasi?bupasijiudengzheguanbingzhuichaba!”

neimingtonglingtingzheyaobanzhishouhuajiao,ranhouchaodishangcuileyikou:“laozibuganle!buxiangzaizheierdengsidedixionggenwoxiashan,zanmenlingmouchulu!”

shuoba,biandabuchaomenwaizouqu。

tagenbenbuyonghuitou,yezhidaoziranhuiyouzhongduoxiongdigenzhezijixiashan。

shalexianling,zheigouheihuzhaishangxiasiyibaicile。

suiranyanxiashiqinghaimeibaolu,danyidanzhuichaxialaikongpadouhuibeizhuaqukantou。

果不其然。

zaizhujianguangchayidemuguangxia,zhongduoxiongdiyouxiedongyao。

qichuzhiyousanwugerengenzheneimingtonglingpaoqu,jinjiezheluluxuxudounuokailejiaobu。

heihuzhaishangshangxiaxiayibaiduohaoren,zoudejingranzhishenglesanren!

chulejunshizhujianguangzhiwai,lingwailiangmingzhongniannanzizhisuoyiliuxialai,shiyinweitamenshouguolaodangjiadejiumingzhien。

tizijidangguodaojiandeenren!

yishunjian,zhenggelingtangxiandegewaibeiliang。

“songben,malong,nimenliangsuiwosongshaodangjiazuihouyichengba!”

zhujianguangshenseanrandifumozhelingjiu,quemeixiangdaolibianjingranfachuyishengdongjing!

sanrenfenfenzaihuangluanzhongduishileyiyan,queshimalongzuixianjihudao:“shaodangjiameisi!shaodangjiameisi!”

“开棺!开棺!”

sanrenhelizhixia,zhongyudakaileguancai。

xiayimiao,jiukanjianzijideshaodangjiazhijiezuoqileshenzichuanzhecuqi:“kebiesiwole!”

zhujianguangjianzhuang,zhuazheduifangdeyixiuzaicihaotao:“shaodangjia!ninmeisi!taihaole!”

他不知道的。

cishiyanqiandezheigerenbingbushiheihuzhaideshaodangjia。

huozheshuoheihuzhaideshaodangjialuyuanyijingsile,ercishitashentilishiyijulaiziyulanxingqiudelinghun。

luyuanhunchuanguolai,faxianzijichuzaiyichuheiandekongjianli。

tinglebantiancaizhidaozijishizaiguancaili,zaijiashangnaohailidejiyiyongxian,cairangtamingbaileqianyinhouguo。

zhibuguozhiqianxinglaiyouxiebushiyingzheijushenti,zhidaoganggangcaishichuhunshenliqifachudongjing。

luyuankanzhejunshizhujianguangyibabitiyibaleidequanmodaolezijideyixiushang,ganmangzhizhidao:“neige……guangbo,woele,nengbunengxiannongdianchide?”

songbenzaiyipangxinxidizhipaishou:“youyouyou,wozheijiushijininnong!”

malongyegenzheqianqubangmang。

luyuanconglingjiulipalechulai,jiutingdaozhujianguangtanxidao:“shaodangjiade,wanbukezaizheibanshanzuozhuzhangle,buguanyudaoshenmeshizonghuiyoubanfade!”

luyuanzhidaotashuodeshiwushaxianling,ranhou‘ziji’zishadezheigeshi,suoyidianlediantoushuodao:“zhidaole,buguocishihaidecongzhangjiyi。”

zhujianguangyoushiyishengtanxi:“heihuzhaishangxiadoubeizhangtianyangdaizhetaomingqule,jiushengxiawozheibalaogutou,haiyousongbenhemalongliangxiongdile。”

luyuanhuixiangzhenaohaizhongdejiyi,ranhoukaikouwendao:“neigeqianwangheishuixianfurendexianlingshiti,xianzaihechu?”

zhujianguangtaiqitou,chaomenwaiwangleyiyan:“jiuzaiyishiting,neiriyaobushizhangtianyangbaibanxiuru,neixianlingyouzenmehuiyisixiangboa!zuizhongnaodaozheibantiandi!”

tingdaozheili,luyuansihumingbaileshenme。

‘ziji’changnianzaiwaixueyi,ganhuilaibensangzhishi,zhangtianyangsuoyinyinxianluchulaideneizhongyinlengdeyanshenshizaiheren。

jiuhaoxiangziji,qiangletazuixinaidedongxiside。

zaixiangdaoneiriwushaxianlingdeqingjing,luyuanrenbuzhulengxiaoleyisheng:“zheibantiandi,buzhengshizhangtianyangxiangyaodema?!”

zhujianguangxianshiyizheng,suijizhouzhemeinudao:“wocongmingleyibeizi,zenmezaizheishishanghutule!”

zhangtianyangyixiangzaiheihuzhaipoyoushengwang,laodangjiasihoutabenshizuiyouxiwangjichengshanzhaiderenxuan。

kepianpianluyuanturanhuilai,daluanletasuoyoudejihua。

suoyizhangtianyanghuoxuzaojiuzhidaoneixianlingdeshenfen,baibanxiuruweidejiushiquqixingming。

ranhouzhizaoshahaichaotingmingguandekonghuang,congerchedijiakongluyuan。

zhiyuluyuandesi,huoxuhaiyouxiemaoni。

erjinritajiejidaizouyizhongxiongdi,zhengshitasuoqiudemude。

qianyinhouguominglezhihou,zhujianguangdizhetoumenhengleyisheng:“meixiangdao,dadangjiadejingranyangleyitouweibushudelang!”

huayingangluo,jiukandaosongbenhemalongpaolejinlaiqihuhudimadao:“zheigezhangtianyang!wokanshigouniangyangde!daizherenpaole,meixiangdaolianchifandeguodoudaizoule!”

“……”

luyuanededouyijingtouyunmuxuanle,zhinengcongerrenshouzhongjieguofagandenangbing:“wochizheigejiuxing,ganjinrangwodianyidian。”

shaozuoxiuxizhihou,luyuanbiangensuisanrenlaidaoleyishiting。

neigebeiwushadexianlingshiti,cishijiutangzaidishangzhengzhongyang。

luyuankanzhekanzhejiulianxiangdaoqianshikanguodebushaoyingshiju,suijikaikouwendao:“guangbo,tafurendewenshukehaizai?”

zhujianguangdianlediantou:“jiuzaishitidixiayazhe。”

luyuanzouguoqu,dunxiamosuoleyizhenbianzhaodaolefurendewenshu,ranhouyousaoshileyiyanshitishuodao:“cirenkanqilaishibajiusui,hewonianlingxiangfang,jiranshiyizhici……”

fanguanzhujianguangqueshimozhehuxu,yanzhongdouranbengshechuyimojingguang:“daoburushaodangjiadaitaqianqufuren!”

“啊?!”

songbenhemalongtingba,fenfenjingdedajiaoleyisheng。

luyuanhenghengyixiao:“furenzhihou,zaizhaogejihuirangwojiazhuangyuci,zanmenbiankequanshenertui。”

songbenhemalongtingdeyilengyilengde,erzhujianguangrenbuzhupaishouzandao:“miao!xiangbudaoshaodangjiajinglicifanshengsihou,jingrantuotaihuangurutonghuanlegerena!”

jiamaoxianlingfuren,kemeizheimejiandan。

genghekuangluyuankanguodaliangdeleisiyingshiju,suoyigaishangquezhenzhuodexijieyebuganmahu。

buranquanshenertuibucheng,fanersidegengkuai。

“zheijiahuohewojingranshibenjia,luchuan……”

luyuanfankanzhefurendewenshu,taitoukanxiangzhujianguangshuodao:“cirenshiqingzhoushinanxianren,julicichudagaiyouduoyuan?”

zhujianguangmolemohuxu,chenyinsisuodao:“baiyuli,ruoshikuaimajiabianqudatanxiaoxi,laihuishaoshuoyedesanwuri。”

luyuancishiyoukanxiangsongbenhemalong,kaikouwendao:“nimenerren,sheiyuanqianwang?”

errenjieshixinganqingyuanxiaoming,ziranzhengdebufenshangxia。

yipangdezhujianguanglianmangquanzudao:“malongniqu,songbenshenshouhaoxiehainengbaohushaodangjiade。”

shuodingzhihou,luyuanshuodao:“malongqudatanluchuandejiashibeijingheguowangzaoyu,guangbohesongbengenwoxianyibuquheishuixiantangedi,shibuyichi,jikechufa!”