第01章 烤红薯系统

“nichiyouleyuanyou,tachaodilebiquan,wosuohalemeigu,womendouyoumeihaoweilai!”

jingyuanshixiongyedashadingloutiantai,machuandanmodewangzhejiaoxiafanhuadeshijie。tachuangyesannian,zanxialejinbaiwandezichan,jiaganggansuohalemeigu,ranhouyushangsicirongduan,peidekuchadoumeiyou。

“machuan,nijingranyixiaziqianleliangqianduowan,zanmenfenshou……”

“maxiansheng,nizibudizhai……”

benlaixiangzhangleyingqunenmo,jieguodiedetiantaipaidui。

“zeilaotian,laoziqumeigushizhuanqiande,jieguonitiantiandaiwojianzhenglishi!”

machuanmiqiyanjing,sikaozheshenmeyangdezishitiaoxiaqugengshuaiqiyidian。

老天何其不公也?

“jiancedaoqihesuzhu,kaohongshuxitongzhengzaijiazai……”

yizhinengjiqinvshengzainaozhongxiangqi。

huantingle?machuanshuaishuaitou。

“jiazaiwanbi,kaohongshuxitongjijiangkaiqi。jiancedaochushilibao。”

“xitong?kaohongshu?”machuanbushuangdedao:“laoziqianzhaijiqianwan,nijikaohongshuxitong,kaohongshunengzhuanmaoxiandeqian。shenmejileiwanyi,buyao,kaogechuizi!bukao,haishitiaole。”

“chuizikaobule。suzhuruomaichuxiangyingkaohongshu,jianghuihuodehaozhai、paoche、mingbiaodengwuzijiangli……”

machuanwenyan,hunshenyigejiling。

haozhai?paoche?mingbiao?yaobuyaoshishizhenjia?

“kaokao,wokao,woyaokaohongshu,woaikaohongshu,kaohongshushiwokuaile。”machuanjimangdiankaichushilibao。

“suzhuhuodexinshoulibao,dakaizhong……”

“叮咚~”

“gongxisuzhu,huodedingzhikaohongshusanluncheyibu。xichengquhongshudishimu。”

machuanyihuodao:“dingzhikaohongshusanlunche?”

yiguxinxiyongrumachuannaohai,tazhenjingdecongdoulinachuyichuanyaochi。

machuanjiangyantouhenhendeanzaidishangroumie,jueranzhuanshen。

ruguoxitongjianglidoushizhende,haitiaogemaoeryaohuadelou?

“weixiongdi,bupaiduila?”houmianderenhuhandao。

“bupaile,woqumaikaohongshule。”machuantouyebuhuidehuishou。

kanzhemachuanxiaosacongronglikaideyangzi,yigudingtianlidi、buweijianglai、bujuguowangdeqigaiyouranersheng。

欠债几千万?

chumenjiukenengbeizhaizhukansi,washentaoxin,youzenyang?

yijiuzudangbuletaqukaohongshu。

“taqianjiqianwandounengyongganmianduicandanrensheng,qujietouxiangjiaomaikaohongshu,conglingzailai。wozhibuguoqianjishiwan,youshaxiangbukaide。jiusuansongkuaidi,paowaimai,baiditanyedetingguoqu。”

shenhourenrexueshangyong,jiangshouzhongdeyantoucaisizaitiantai,zhuanshenzhuixianglemachuan。

“xiongdidengdengwo,woyebutiaole,woyaoqubaitan。”

machuanwenyan,chadiancongloutishangshuaixiaqu,jingchadehuiwang。neixinandao:“zadi?tayehuodelexitong?”

……

xiongyedashajiaoxia,churuxiongyejindoushangchengderenliumiji。

malubian,yiliangdutejinglidesanlunchexiyinlexuduorendemuguang,redezhongrenweiguan。

yibanminzhongzhijuedezheisanlungaizhuangdehenyougexing,danzaizenmegexing,neidaluziyezaizhaoshizhezheizhishiyiliangmaikaohongshudesanlunche。

“sheideposanlun,zhanlewomendedi。”baoankandao,bushuangdedao,zhunbeiqujiaorenbazheichejinuokai。

buyihuier,baoanzaishangchengjinglidedailingxiazoulechulai,shangchengjinglizaiyipangchouyan,jigebaoanzhunbeinuoche。

“dengdeng。”turanneichouyandejingliyanjingyiliang,kuaibuzoudaosanluncheqian。

zixikanlekan,jingyadao:“zheisanlunchebashoushijinsinanmuba。zheilongxingchetoudesheji,zheiliuxianxingdesanlunchecheshen,zheijueduishiguojidingjiandeshejishidazao,zheizhenpizuoyi,xiangjileruishilinksgongyi!”

“zheikaohongshudeluzi,shiqingtongqiba;zheitangjinde‘kaohongshu’sangedazi,zenmedouxiangshizhenhuangjin。”

“zheicheyouqi,shifalalidedingzhiyouqi。zeze,zheijueduishiwojianguodezuishechidesanlunche!”shangchengjinglishiyiweijichefashaoyou,duiyujichedexuduodongxi,tasuibushimenqing,danzhishaonengrenshi、fenbiandechulai。

“jingli,jiuzheisanlun。”baoanduizhangzhiyidepailepai。

“xiaoxindian,cengchuyigexiaoyinzi,douyaopeichanghaojiwan。”shangchengjinglijimanghezhi。

yitingliancheqidouzheimegui,jigejulisanlunchejinderen,ganjinwanghounuolenuo,shengpacengchuleyidianyinzi。

tamendouqingchujinglihenniu,duijicheshixingjia,meiyourenhuaiyirucishitaidejinglihuidoutamen。

zheinalishishenmesanlunche,zheijianzhijiushiyijianjueshideyishupin。

zheichebubianyi,jueduibubianyi。

shenmeyangdedalaocaihuihuaneimeduoqian,dingzhizheiyangdeyiliangsanlun?

“jiapairenshou,zheiyangdechezhukendingfeitongyiban,woqinzikanzhe。”jingliyoudianxiaoxingfen。

“是。”

jingliqinzidaizhejimingbaoan,jiangzheiliangcheshouhuqilai,fangzhiyourenbushihuo,buxiaoxinbazheiliangchenonghuale。congersunhailexiongyejindoushangcheng,zaishenhaoxinzhongdexingxiang。

machuanxialelou,taochudoulimomingchuxiandeyaochi,zhongyuzhaodaolexitongjidexinshoulibao——dingzhisanlunche。

“请让一让。”

“wei,niganma,tuihou,tuihou。zheichekankanjiudele,zheikeshihaoche,buyaoluanpeng。”jinglijianmaoshidenianqingrenshangqian,kaikouzuzhidao。

machuanyangleyangshouzhongdeyaochi:“zheishiwodeche。”

“nideche?”jingliyanyideng。

machuandiantou:“ng,shide,woyouyaochi。”

kanzheneidutedehuangjindeyaochi,tianjinglidengrenlengleyixia,baoanbuzijuedetuikai。

yaochicharusuokong,zhishidenghushanyixiazijiuliangle,fangfoshandianyiyang,hedezhongrenyitiao。

“e?haizhenshitade。”jinglijingchadekanzheyanqianzhei“haoche”denianqingren,luchuheshandexiaorong。

baoanjiweiguandequnzhongjinglengzaileyuandi,zuibazhangchengleoxing。

“si,xiaogegehaoshuai,wojiuxihuantadanshoukaisanlundeyangzi。”yinvbaoanliangyantaoxindedao。

“shenhaomaihongshu,rongrushenghuo,youweiqingnian。”

“zuguodedahaoqingniana。jiatingtiaojianneimehao,buyuanyizaijiadangfuerdaikenglao,chulaimaihongshuziligengsheng。zheizhongjingshen……”baoanduizhangzanshangdeqiaoqimuzhi。

cishi,tiantaigenlaidenanzikandaomachuankuaxiadeche,roulerouyanjing,ranhoumomodezhuanshenlikai。

machuanduiqizhaozhaoshou,“wei,xiongdi,nibubaitandongshanzaiqile?”

“tiantaifengda,woxiangquchuichuifeng,jingyijing。”

tiantainanzhuanshenzoule,xinzhongmomoliulei,niyigefuhao,zhuangshenmediaositiaolou……

人群散了。

machuanjimangdao:“aibiezoua,maigekaohongshua。”

zheikeshijingyuanshifanhuajiedao,sheiyuanyimaikaohongshuzheizhonglubiantanxiaochi?

jingliwenyanyixi,jimangdao:“xiansheng,woshizheixiongyejindoushangchengyunyingjinglitianjinlong,qingwennizenmechenghu。nizheihongshuzenmemai。”

machuanwenyanyixi,zhongyukaidanle,anxiangzheikaohongshunengmaijigeqian,tayaodeshixitongjiangli,xiaodao:“tianjinglinihao,wojiaomachuan,jiaqiannisuibiankanzhejiba。”

tianjinlongwenyan,xintouyizhen,guoranshihaoke,maidongxijingranranggukekanzhejiqian。dantaxiangyaojiejiaoyanqianzheiweifeifandenianqingren,zenmenengsuibianjini?

tianjinlongtaochuyibaiyuanhuaxiabi,dao:“maxiansheng,nizheikaohongshufeitongyiban,woyijingwendaoleshanyeqingxiangdeweidaole。bineijinlinjiudiandechiyanchaoxinhaimeiwei,yibaiyuanyige,bugouwozaibu。”

jinlinjiudiandechiyanchaoxin,yejiushiyikaohongshu,danyinweishijinlinjiudiandedachushizuode,maichushubaikuaidetianjia。

yibaikuaiqianyigekaohongshu,zheiyaoshizaiyiqian,machuanyidingkaixinsile,zhaodaoyitiaofajiazhifudehaoluzi。

现在……

takeshiyouxitongdenanren,zhudingyaochengweishijieshoufude!

“ding,shoudanxiaoshouchenggong,jianglijinlinwannanjing8lubieshuyitao。”