【ding！xitongwufajiuzhu，buguojiancedaosuzhubingwushengmingweixian！dangqiannvzihaoganzhiwei1dian！】
【ding！dangmubiaorenwudehaoganzhijiangdidao-50dianyixia，caihuiduisuzhugouchengweixie。】
guoran！zhangjiantinglexialai，litadehoulong，jinyou0.01gongfen！
xiaochendunshixinzhongdading！yaoburanfeideshiyongneizhangtiyanjuanbuke。
jiranshizheiyang，neiwokeyaobiaoyanle！
tadixiatoushoulianxinshen，xuanjitaitou，hanqingmaimaidiwangzhebaiyinvzi，yanjiaohaijichuyidiyanlei，rouqingdishuodao：
“cengjingyouyiweinvzijingyanlewodeshixian，womeiyouzhuishangqu，dengdaocuoguozhihouwocaizhuihuimoji，renshijianzuitongkudeshiqingmoguoyuci。
rujinshangtianjilewoyigezhonglaidejihui，rangnijianglinzaiwoshenbian，suirannishizhongdushenbuyouji，erwoqueshizhenzhengdeqingnanziyi！”
baiyinvziyishuangbingmou，lenglengdikanzhedishangdenanzi，mouguangchuxianleshaneideshanshuo。
xiaochenjixushuodao：“suiranworujinxiuweidiwei，peibushangni，danwoyiranwufazibadiaishangni；qingnixiangxinwo，zongyouyitian，wohuitangtangzhengzhengdiquni！”
cishi，baiyinvzidemouguang，buzaineimebingleng，jinwozhangjiandeshou，yechuxianleyisiqingweidezhandou。
【ding！haoganzhi+9dian！youyusuzhuwufabangdingdangqiannvzi，guerkanbudaohaoganzhi，dangqianwei10dian！】
嗯？
这也行？
老子真是个天才！
“xiaoxiaolianqiqi，kouqidaobuxiao！nikezhidaowoshishei？”
baiyinvzishouqizhangjian，daimeiweiweitiaoqi，yanyuzhongquebingmeiyousihaochaofengdeyiwei。
“知道。”
“wo？”baiyinvziwaileyixianaodai，qiaolianluchuyisichayi，“neinishuoshuowoshishei？”
xiaochenlianbuhongxinbutiaodihuida：“wodexinshangren。”
“油嘴滑舌！”
baiyinvzizhuanguoshen，qinglengdelianjiashang，yimofeihongyishanerguo。
gushenxiulianzheimeduonian，haishidiyicibeimoshengnanzidangmianbiaobai。
xuanji，feishenerqi，juechenerqu。
【ding！haoganzhi+10dian！youyusuzhuwufabangdingdangqiannvzi，guerkanbudaohaoganzhi，dangqianwei20dian！】
耶！
xiaochenrenbuzhubihualegeshoushi。
zheishi，yidaolinghunzhiyin，zaixiaochenerbianxiangqi：
“shiniannei，dadaojindanqi，wohuilaizhaoni；fouze，bazheijianshijiwolanjinduzili，tangruoyoudisanrenzhixiao，nizhidaoxiachang！”
“呼！”
xiaochenzhangzhangdishulekouqi，jinzhangdeqingxudedaoshuzhan。
yaobushiyouxitongzai，zhenhuibeitahuzhu，buguozheinvrendangzhenkepa。
shinianneichengjiujindanqi，duizijieryan，genbenjiuhaowuwenti；rujingengyouxitongzaishou，ruoshidabucheng，qibushiyaoyitouzhuangsi！
总之。
优势在我！
“tongzi，kankanzhiyejinengjiemian！”
【ding！yiweisuzhudakaijinengmianban，shoucikaiqijinengmianban，zengsong20dianxianyuanzhi，dangqianxianyuanzhiwei20dian！】
“ng，zheihaichabuduo！”
yidaoshujumianbanzaiyanqianshanxian，gezhongjinengchenlieqizhong，xiaochenyiyisaoguo。
liandanshu、zhenfashu、lianqishu、kuileishu、zhifushu、tuinashu……
好家伙！
还有推拿术！
shiwoxiangdeneizhongtuinama？
全身精油spa？
咳咳咳……
buguanyongbuyongdeshang，haishixianxuezheba。
xiuxianjiezuichangyongde，wuyishiqianmiansanzhong，meiyizhongdouxuyao5dianxianyuanzhijihuo。
xiaochenzhanganliandanshu，diankaiyoubiandejihuoanniu。
【ding！gongxisuzhujihuoliandanshu，jinshengweiyipinliandanshi！kouchu5dianxianyuanzhi！haisheng15dian！】
shaneijian，suoyouyipindanfang，yijiliandanshoufa，rutongxiehongzhishui，fengkuangyongrunaohai，xingchengguyoujiyi。
这么快！
就成一品炼丹师！
jinjiezhe，youduilianqishu、zhenfashu、tuinashujinxingtongyangdecaozuo。
【ding！gongxisuzhujihuozhenfashu，dangqianweiyijizhenfashi！kouchu5dianxianyuanzhi！haisheng10dian！】
【ding！gongxisuzhujihuolianqishu，dangqianweiyijielianqishi！kouchu5dianxianyuanzhi！haisheng5dian！】
【ding！gongxisuzhujihuotuinashu，dangqianweiyijituinashi！kouchu5dianxianyuanzhi！haisheng0dian！】
太牛逼了！
统子！
yanxia，xianqushengyangzongsuansuanzhang！choudangranyaoxianbao！
“jiangfeng！wolaile！nijiwodengzheba！”xiaochenfenhendishuodao，quantouniedegezhizuoxiang。
yinianzhici，taxunsutashangfeijian，chaoshengyangzongfeiqu。
“tongzi，jihuowuditiyanjuan。”
【ding！wuditiyanjuanyijihuo，shengyushijianbangeshichen。】
buyihui，xiaochenmiansechenjingrushui，liyushengyangzongdehuzongdazhenshangfang，danjiaowangxiayiduo：
“jiangfeng，chulaishousi！”
shaneijian，huzongdazhenrutongzhipianbansuilie，wujindelinglichongjiboxiangzhouweikuosan。
judadehongmingsheng，rutongjinglei，xiangcheshengyangzongmeigejiaoluo。
zhongyuanyingzhanglao，yijisuoyoudizifenfenjinghaishise，wangzhetiankongneigeshenying。
“xiao……xiaochen！”jiangfengyanjiaokuangtiao，shuangtuiyiruan，guidaozaidi。
zuomengdoumeixiangdao，tatiaoxiaxuanyameiyousi，fanerbiandezheimekongbu。
“xiaochen……shini。”lixiaomanqingqingninan，meimouzhongfuqiyimoshuiwu。
xiaochenquekandoumeikantayiyan，“wojinriqianlai，shizhaojiangfengbaochou，shunbianzhaoshengyangzongtaodianlixi！”
元婴长老姜兴大怒：
“nizheigegoudongxi，jurancuihuilezongmendehuzongdazhen！”
tayaoyaqiechi，yizhenroutong，huzongdazhenkeshizongmendexinxue，jiuzheimebeicuihuile！
tazenmeyexiangbutong，zheigebeitajiangweizayidedizi，weishenmeturanbiandezheimelihai！
“嘴贱，找死？”
xiaochendashouyihui，yidaowubibadaodegongshiwanrujulangxijuanerqu。
qidayuanyingxiushishunjianchushou，quequanbubeizhenfeishuli，xianxuekuangpen。
“tazenmehui……”zhongrendajingshise。
“heng！laofujiubuxiangxin，tanengyizhizheimelihai，kendingshiyonglejinjizhifa！”jiangxinglenghengdao。
xiaochenweiweiyixiao，nigelaojiahuo，daoshiyoudianjiandi。
【ding！wuditiyanjuan，shengyushijianyikezhong，qingsuzhusuzhansujue！】
xiaochenshenseyining，zhangxinlinglifanyong，huaweibadaoxuanguangzhouranhongxiangbachushanfeng。
“轰！”
judadehongmingshengxiangcheyunxiao，bazuozhufenghongrandaota，gongdian、gelou、liantongdongfuhuaweifeixu。
“畜牲！受死！”
yidaoxuanguang，guoxiezhebaonu，congyuanchufeisheerlai，xiafangdeqidayuanyingxiushishunjianchushou。
xiaochenzhishidanshouyining，bianjiangsuoyougongshihuaweiwuxing。
suihouyibajiangjiangfengxiruzhangzhong，“nibushiqiangwodedaolvma？”
jiangfengsesefadou，shengbuqisihaofankangzhiyi，“rao……raowoyiming！”
“可以。”
xiaochendandanchusheng，yizhanghongxiangtadekudang，jiangfengdunshicanjiaolianlian。
suihouzhangxinlinglifanyongerchu，jiangqizhoushenjinmaizhenduan，dantianzhensui。
“a！”yishengshengcanjiaoshengxiangqi。
“nibushiqifuwodantianposuima？worangniyechangchangzheigeziwei！haohaoganshouba！”
shuowan，xiaochenshunshoujiangtarengjijiangxing。
bianchengtaijian，dantianposui，quanshenjinmaijinduan。
xiangxinjiangfengdeyusheng，yinggaihenyouziwei。
zuowanzheiyiqie，xiaochenshenxingyishan，xiaoshizaikongzhong，haowuzongji。
liuxiashengyangzongdezhanglao，yangtiannuhou，chuixiongdunzu。
wuditiyanjuandaoqi，xiaochencongkongzhongfeishenxialuo，yilianqieyi。
无敌的感觉……
真爽！
yanxiadexianxungezongmen，zuihaoshinengxungenvdiziduodezongmen，zheiyangcainengfahuizijidetezhang。
huohuo……apeipeipei！shizhengjiuneixiedanshenyoumeimaodenvxiu！
youyulianqiqizhinengduanshijianyujianfeixing，feichuleshuqianlizhihou，xiaochencaitingxialai。
“ai！youhuidaolianqiqi，haizhenyoudianbuxiguan。”
xiaochenzhangtanyisheng，feishenxialuo，zhijianqianfangdelinjianxiaodaoshang，yixiyoujidaochaochaonaonaoderenying。
suihouhuanhuanshangqian，duozaiyuanchudeyikegushuhou。
“liangweixiaomeirener，xiangqunaliya？”
liangweilianqiqidenanzi，lanzhuliangweinianqingdenvzi，lianshanghaobuyanshiyinhuideshense。
suikanbujianliangweinvziderongmao，dancongqiyoumeidebeiying，yixikejianqiroumeideshenzi。
erneiliangweilianqiqidenanzi，xiaochenketaishuxile，neishenzhezhuang，zhengshishengyangzongwaimendizidezhuangban。
真是有意思！