gongyuan184nian，yangzhoulujiang，taishoufunei。
yigeqingnianzhengtangzaichuangshang，miansehuiancangbai，yanzhongmeilebandianshencai。
“没办法了。”
chuangtapangdedafuyaotou，qishenchongzhepangbiandezhongniannanzigongshou：“taishoudarenmoguai，laoxiuwunengweili!”
“zheishiyeerdeming，guaibudedafu。”
zhongniannanrenyaotou，jiangdafusonglechuqu。
tongshi，lianminyoutongxindekanleyiyanchuangshangdezhouye。
zhouyelaiziershiyishiji，yinweidayouxitaijidong，yiquanhongsuilexianshiqi，yiwailaidaoledonghanlingdiguangheqinian。
tadeyunqihaoxiangbucuo，toulegehaorenjia，laodiezhouzhongshilujiangtaishou，lujiangzhoushiyeshihanmoyoumingdejiangnanmenfa。
tadeyunqiyouhaoxianghencha，yinweizheijushentidezhurenshigebingyangzi，zhouyelaicishi，tadeshoumingshengxiabudaoyigeyue。
zhouzhongyouliangzi，zhangzizhouhui，cizizhouye;zhouyeyinweisidezao，zailishishangliangemingdoumeiyou。
“cangtiana，heqibugong!”
zhouyebufenkaikou，mengdikesouleliangsheng。
bierenchuanyueyaomeshihuangditaerzi，yaomejiudaizhexitong，zijiguolaitangleyigeyue，donghanmeinvyemeijijianzhebange，mashangjiuyaoguale。
想想都憋屈。
yanzhongdeguangjianjianhuansan，xintiaozaitingzhi……
“叮!”
“zuiqiangwanmingxitongjihuo!”
jiuzaizheishi，yidaolengmojixiedeshengyin，zaizhouyenaohaizhongxiangqi。
“linsizhiqiandehuanjue?!”zhouyeyaokule。
“suzhuchuiwei，xitongjihuobangding，huoqushuxingruxia：
姓名：周野
年龄：18
wuli：-99(chuisizhuangtai)
统御：50
政治：40
智力：80
魅力：30
技能：【无】
shengyuyangshou：-2fenzhong(shoumingfuzhizhujianzengzhangzhong……)”
zhouyechadiantiaoqilaimaniang，jiarutayouliqidehua。
坑!
奇坑无比!
zheixitongyoumaoyonga，wulizhishifudejiusuanle，lianshouminghaiyoufude，zheishishenmegui?
“叮!”
“xitongtishi：suzhushoumingyihaojin，zhengzaixiaohaoxitonglinshizujieshouming，linshizujieyifenzhongxuyaoxiaohaoshoumingyibaitian。”
“muqianlinshizujieliangfenzhong，qiankuanshoumingliangbaitian。”
“tuijiangoumaisanshitianlinshitaocan，keyirangnihuodegenganxin。”
huoliangfenzhongjiuqianliangbaitian，genzheigouxitongyibi，shenmegaolidaijianzhishixiaoerke!
zhouyetingdezhixiliangqi，dao：“ganjinde，jiwobantaocan!”
“banliwanbi，dangqiankeyongshouming：sanshitian。”
“zhifutaocanfeiyongerbaitian，zhifulinshifeiyongerbaitian，muqianqiankuan：sibaitian。”
“ding!shoumingwanchengshuru，tizhiwanshanchenggong，xianzaiweisuzhujieshaobenxitong。”
“【zuiqiangwanmingxitong】xuyaosuzhuwanchenglishimingliuchengjiushijian，jikehuodeshoumingshijian，li：shoufuchaoyiliuwujiangmoushihuohuodeqingshijimeinvguishu，huodeshoumingwubaitian;wanchenglishidashijianchengjiu，jianglishoumingsanqiantianshenzhigengduo……”
“huodeshoumingchuleyongyuhaikuanhehuoxiaquzhiwai，hainengyongyuchoujianghuodong，jianglibaokuodanbuxianyu：jineng、bingqi、zuoqiyihuoqitayibao。”
“choujiangshibukenengchoujiangde，zheibeizidoubuhuichoujiangde!”
zhouyehengleyisheng，dao：“daidudezibenjia，biexiangtaoluwo。liuzheshouminghuoxiaqubuxiangma?woyaozhangshengbulao!”
“xitongyouqingtishitixing，nishidiyiqianlingyigesuzhu。”
zhouyeshengyinyidou：“qianmianyiqiangeni?”
“玩命玩死了。”
“卧槽……”
zhouyexunsuchuanhaoyifu，dao：“xitong，gaosuwo，naliyouchaoyiliuwujiangmoushiheqingshijimeinv?”
“jianyusuzhuweilijiesuzhuzuiruojideyige，benxitongfafangtongqingjiangli：donghanmoniandashijianjibufenrenwujishibiao。”
zaiciyaxiaxiongzhongbufen，zhouyediankailesuoweidejishibiao。
“suochudidianlujiangjuntaishoufu，suodingmubiaoweilujiang，renwushijianpaichakaiqi……”
“faxiansiweiqingshijirenwu，qingwensuzhushifouchakan?”
“feihua，dangranchakan!”zhouyemadao。
“jianyusuzhuqingxujidong，xitongmorentongyicaozuo，sirenziliaotongshizhanshi，kouchushoumingershitian……”
zhouyechadianmeidangchangqihunguoqu。
“mubiaorenwuyi：zhouyu，weizhilujiangshuxian。”
“mubiaorenwuer：zhaoyun，weizhilujiangwanxian。”
“mubiaorenwusan：daqiao，weizhilujiangwanxian。”
“mubiaorenwusi：xiaoqiao，weizhilujiangwanxian。”
周野怒气顿消。
yixiazhengchulaisige，xingfulaidetaituran!
“怎样算收服?”
“wujiangmoushichengweixiashu，biansuanshoufu;meinvduisuzhuhaogandudaoda90shi，neixinchediguishusuzhu，huodejiangli!”