皇上这是怎么了？
zheigewentibujinpanxuanzaihougongfeipindexintou，tongshiyekunraozhehuangdibenren。
xiezhixingbingfeichenmijiusezhiren，kaizhisanyeshitazuoweihuangdidezeren，zaihougongyejinweishidangdexiaoqianhefangsong，dangranhuixinshangmeiren，quebuzhiyuchenmi。ruoshishangtianyaotajinyu，takeweishejijinzhi，kewentishi，tajiabuzhuzheiyitiantiandetaijingsongle。
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yimiaohou，jiangpinzaiciluguo，paomeiyanx2
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tajiuzhanzaishuxia，kanjiangpinjingguoleqici。
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mianduiqinglijiarendeansongqiubo，xiezhixingzaiwuyini，zhishengwuyu。
zaidiqicijingguohou，yingludizhetouguolaigaozhihuangshang：“jiangpinniangniangzhengzaitashangdengdaihuangshang。”
quetingdaohuangshangshuo：“bajiangpinsonghuiqu。”
迎禄：……
bushi，huangshangnishuarenwanni！
jiuwuzhizundangrankeyiduifeipinhuzhizelai，huizhizequ，kejiangpinshitaihoudezhinv。jiangpinhaoyingfu，taihouneibianquedexiangta**le，yinglumianshangbuxian，neixinxianruwanfentongku。yaobushimeineiwanyi，yingludouxiangdaihuangshangbashierbanle，butumeise，jiutujiedahuanxiyiyehaomian。
tabudonghuangshangweihenengduimeirenshiruowudu。
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chabuduoxingle，zaipaojiufanle。
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yinzhezheifenqiyu，huangdideshenghuoxianrulefantianfudidebianhua。
tazhuangzuomeishifasheng，sidixiazuolexuduoshiyan。
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raner，zheiyicibingmeiyouchuxianhuisu。
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daozhuanqiankun，qisihuisheng！
ruguonengjiangzheifenliliangjuweijiyou，qibushinenggoubayouxiandeshijianfanbeishiyong？
皇帝心头狂跳。
tadiyishijianxiangde，shiruheliyongta，chengjiuxiejiadediwangbaye。
kexixiangxianghenfengman，xianshihengugan。
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huisuguilvmeiyanjiuchulai，huangdikuaibengbuzhule。
youyutabuquhougong，haishichangganchujiangfeipinzhaoquweiyanggong，bulinxingjiujiangrenyuanyangtaihuiqudexingwei，taihoubanzhelianqinghuangshangguoquzhanglegong：“aijiahaiyiweihuangshanglianzhanglegongdoubuyuanyilaile。”
huangshangfeijinchunshe，yankantaihoumeimushuzhankailai，yankanjiuyaohonghaole……
yizhayan，tayouhuidaolezhanglegongzhengdianqian。
tataitou，jiujuewangdikantaihouwengshengwengqidishuo：“aijiahaiyiweihuangshanglianzhanglegongdoubuyuanyilaile。”
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tongyishijian，yunjiaozhenghuantianxididepengzhenanguasukenleqilai。
hechangzaituozhexiaba，kantawuyouwulvdeyangzi：“mingtianjiuyaokaohele，kaobuguodehuahaidezaichuxiugongduodaiqitian，nizhenyidianbudanyou？”
“chuxiugongwodaizhejiutinghao。”
云皎咽下南瓜酥。
“gongdianyigeluobuyigekeng，nifendewan，jiuhuibeifendeyuanyuande，henkenengliangongdiandougoubushang。”
hougongliduodeshishenmexuanshenmezhude。
budechongdediweifeipinwangneiyisai，yidaijiushiyibeizi。
“nizhudeyuan，zaoshangqujianzhanggongqinganjiudezouyigeshichen。”
kanyunjiaohaishibuweisuodong，hechangzaizaxiazhongbangzhadan：“erqieyemamashuole，bishichengjihaode，niangniangzaifengongshishanghuiduiqiyoudai，niyiwangmeixiangdoubiaoxiandehao，meidaolizaibishishangdiaolianzi。”
keweiyiyanjingxingxiaoxianyu。
yunjiaojingdechadianmeinazhunanguasu，tameixiangdaozheiyicenglai，anyanchideguiju，jishimeishiguoqinyedemeiriquxianghuanghouqingan，pinweiyixiameiyoubunianquankaoyishuangtuifengyubugaidizou，neizheigongshifenpeijiuhenyaomingle，takebuxiangzaidongrilibipangrenzaoqiyigeshichen。
“xiexiehejiejietixing，wohuiyonggongde。”
weilenengwandianqi，xianyuyeyaozhilengqilai！
考核之期转眼将至。
zhenghao，zheiyirishihuangdianpaijizijidelianwuri。
qiangzhuangtipoweiriliwanjidaxiajianshidejichu，jishizaimangliu，huangdiyihuijichushijianlaiwanchengqishewuke，shinianruyiri，duanlianqiangdubushuwujiang。
danzhiyaoshiduanlian，jiumeiyoubukude。
huangdizuobudaoganzhiruyi，tazhishinengren，bagaiwanchengdekeyelianwan。
jinri，talagongbaici，shoubeipibeidetaibuqilai，queyesuangaoyiduanluo。
jiuzaizheishi，huangdihunshenyiqing！
jiezhe，tafaxianlianwuchangdewushiquerfufan，gongjingxiaguiyingjia：“xianghuangshangqingan。”
jiujiumeibeijiaoqidewushixinzhongqiguai。
nandaohuangshangjinrixinqingbuhao？
zhanzaitamianqiandehuangshangkanshangquyilirushan，qishishenhunyijingzouleyouyixiaohuile。
tazuitaoyandelagong，haoburongyiduanlianwan，beihuisule！
xinxinkukuliandejirou，bailianle！
“qilaiba，laipeizhenlianlian。”
wushizhanzhanjingjingdizhanqilai，mianqiandejiuwuzhizunzhenglianmoukanzheziji，neishuangguanghuawanqiandemouzicikezhengtouzhesisiliangqier：“chenlingming。”
lianggeshichenhou，zaicishiguangdaoliu。
huangdilongxiuxiadeshoudouzaiweiweizhandou——laotianyedaodixiangtazenmeyang！？
……
“hao，zongsuanbatimudoubeixialaile。”
bakaotidoubeidelanshuyuxinhou，yunjiaocaixinxinshizudikaishiledisancidebishikaohe。