第一章曹营上门女婿
gongyuan196nian，yanzhou，caoying！
heiyezhong，liangmingjiashiyazheyigeshaonian，wangcaocaodezhongjundazhangzouqu。
shaonianzuijiao，yixizaibuduandunang。
“nidayede，liubei！”
mamalieliedeshengyincongshaonianzuilituchu，lianshangshifenbufen。
此人名叫刘浩。
jitianqian，tachuanyuedaosanguoyigetongmingtongxingderenshenshang，erqiezhengbeiliubeiderenyasongqianwangyanzhou，chengweicaocaode“shangmennvxu”。
chuanyueguolai，jiunengyingqucaocaozhinv，tingshangqudangranhenmei。
danwentimeiyouzheimejiandan！
xuzhoumutaoqiansiqian，jiangxuzhoujiaojileliubei，yuanbendemengyouyuanshuwenyanzeborandanu，dangjipaichuliangludajungongdaxuzhou。
liubeishouchengzhijiangbuguobaqian，fubeishoudi，genbenmeiyounenglididangyuanshu。
simianjiedideliubei，zhihaoyixuzhouweierqiuyuancaocao，chengjituiyuanshuzhihou，yuanyijiangxuzhousijunjiaojicaocao。
pacaocaobuxin，liubeitichulelianyindeqingqiu，yuanyijiangzijideerziruzhuicaoying，yikaowencaocaozheizuokaoshan。
dannianjinsishideliubei，bingmeiqinshengerzi，zhihaohuangmangzaixuzhouchengneiguojileyige，ruzhuicaoying。
刘浩，不幸中奖！
zheigesuoweiruzhuicaoyingdenvxu，shijishangzhishisongqucaoyingderenzhieryi。
erzheiqianshen，zairuzhuiyanzhoudetuzhong，zishale。
chuanyueguolaideliuhaoxinglaishi，yijingbeiyasongdaolecaoying，genbenmeiyoutaopaodekeneng。
ertajiexialaiyaomianduide，jiushineigejijiangshouwotianzi，zhitianxiazhuhouniuerdexiaoxiongcaocao。
zaizheiyangderenshouxia，nengbunenghuodoushigewenti。
zhiyuqucaocaodenver，jianzhishiyixiangtiankai。
zhidaozhenxiangdeliuhao，qidedangchangmajie。
zheikaiju，youdiancanguotouleba？
liubeiweileshouzhuxuzhou，buxisongrenzhirucaoyingyincaocaoyuanzhu，tazijidaoshijieleranmeizhiji。
kezheigebeinisongjincaoyingderenzhi，jiuzhiyousiluyitiao！
“liubei，laoziyaonenghuozhe，jueduifangbuleni！”
liuhaobuyoudeyaoyazaixinlitongheleyisheng。
jiranlaidoulaile，yebiewuxuanze，zhihaozouyibukanyibule。
daolecaocaozhangqian，zhijianzhouweijiashilinli，shijigeshenchuankaijiadechijilangzhong，paichengliangpai，weishoudeheranjiushicaocaodedajiangdianwei。
cirenzhanzaidazhangmenkou，rutongtongqiangtiebiyiban，weiranzili。
haimeijinqu，liuhaojiuyouyizhongyoulaiwuhuideganjue。
“bingzhugong，liuhaodaidao！”daoleyingzhangmenkou，yourenbingbao。
“进来！”
yingzhanglimianfachuleyigechenwendeshengyin，shengyinbuda，queweiyanmanbu，siyoushaqi。
liuhaozunlingjinqu，xuxutaitouyikan，zhijianzhangnei，weiyouzhengweishangzuozheyigenianjinbanbaideren，cishizhengshouwobingshu，zizibujuandikanzhe。
zaitashenbian，haizhanzheyigexiaoxuhuxudenanzi，yingdangshicaocaodemoushi。
“nijiushiliuhao，liuyunyi？”
caocaopiaoleliuhaoyiyan，suihouyoujiangshouzhongdebingshufanleyipian，bingmeiyouduomezhongshi。
“正是！”
liuhaohaowuhuibidezhijiehuidadao。
tazhidao，huibiyemeiyouyong，daoburuzhijiemiandui。
caocaofangxiabingshu，yanmouyiheng，kanxiangliuhao。
zhijianyanqianciren，meimuhengli，qiyuxuanang，jibianshimianduitacaocao，yerengranbuju，daobuxiangshiyigesongbao。
“哈哈哈！”
caocaoqishenkanleliuhaojiyan，xiaodao：“liubeiguoranshuohuasuanhua。shuoyuwolianyin，jiuzhendejiangzijideerzijisongleguolai！”
“kanlaixuzhouzhankuang，henshijiaozhuoa！”
niuguotoulai，caocaoduiliuhaodao：
“jiranliubeizunshouchengnuo，neiwoyezunshouchengnuo。wojikechubingtaofayuanshu，naxiaxuzhouzhihou，bianrangnihejieerchenghun，nikanruhe？”
caocaodemuguang，dingzheliuhao，xiangkantaruheyingdui。
liuhaoditoubuyu，xinxiaquebujuehaoxiao，tazhidao，zheizhishicaocaodetuoci。
caocaodemude，zhishixiangjiezhezheiciliubeiqiuyuandejihui，naxiaxuzhou。
zhiyujiangnvercaojiexiajiajiliuhaodeshiqing，neibuguoshikongkoubaihua。
lishishangcaojiehoulaishijiajiletianziliuxiede。
suiranrujincaocaohaibingweiyingfengtianzi，buguokanzheishiji，yinggaijiushizheiyilianggeyuedeshi。
daoshihoucaocaonaxiaxuzhou，zailaige“tianzikanshanglecaojie”deliyou，quxiaozheigehunyue。
刘浩还能说别的？
tananbuchenghainengjiehutianzidenvren？
“哈哈哈！”
liuhaohuranhahadaxiaoleqilai，shengyinwanquanbuxiayugangcaidecaocao。
“你笑什么？”
曹操一时诧异。
zheigexiaozi，nandaohaibuzhidaozijidechujing？
zijiyiweirenzhi，jinghaiganzaitacaocaomianqian，hongrandaxiao？
怎么笑得出来的？
“woxiaocaogong，dahuolintouquehunranbuzhi！”
刘浩狂笑道。
tabenjiushibeiyajieguolaiderenzhi，xinliyeqingchu，zijiwanquanmeiyouhuolu。
yigerenrenzaigederenzhi，shuoshihuahaiburuyitiaogou！
xiangyaohuoming！yanxiahuoxushiweiyinenggouniuzhuanqiankundejihui。
caocaozheigexiaoxiongyouyigetedian，jiushiweicaishiju。shifenyangmuyoucaihuaderen。
ruguoliuhaobuxiangyizhichongdangrenzhi，daoburuduyiba，jiuchenxianzai，yinqicaocaodezhuyi。
“哦？大难临头？”
果然！
曹操开始疑惑了！
yuanbencaocaoduizheiyangyigerenzhi，genbenmeiyoushangxin。
buguocirenzaizhanqian，jingshuotajianghuidahuolintou？
buguanzenyang，zongdeyougeshuofaba。
“nidaoshishuoshuo，woweihehuidahuolintou？”
caocaobiaoqingfengpinglangjing，danneixinzaoyiqiyi。
tashenbiandemoushiyeshimulujingguang，dingzhuleliuhao。
liuhaoxinzhonganxi，xuxutaiqitoulai，lianshangwufengwulang。
“ruwosuoliaobucuo，caogongzhisuoyikenchubingyuanzhuliubei。wufeishixiangchenliubeiheyuanshujiaozhanzhiji，naxiaxuzhou！danyoupaliubeiyuzhizhengdou，suoyicainalewo，zuoweirenzhi。”
“没错吧？”
“是又如何？”
caocaodiantou，meiyoufouren。
zhibuguotayouyizhongyinmoubeibierendangchangchaichuandeganjue。
“wobeisongjincaoying，guranzhiyoudengsi。buguocaogongruguocikechubingyuanzhuliubeidehua，kongpabudanhuirehuoshangshen，gengjiahuisiwuzangshenzhidi！”
哐啷！
tacihuayichu，pangbiandedianweizhijiebachulesuishendepeijian。
“huyanluanyu，weiyansongting！”
rujindazhandangqian，zheigerenquezaicimeiyougenjudedafangjueci，raoluanjunxin，shenweicaocaodetieshenbaobiao，dianweiziranyouquanzhijieshaleta。
tabadaodeneiyike，liuhaosongranyidong。
dianweibadaodesudu，shizaishitaikuaile。
“dianwei，budewuli。”
caocaoshenshoulanzhuledianwei，queduiliuhaozheihua，bingmeiyouduomenaohuo，xiangfanpoyouxieyihuo。
“liuhao，nikezhiciyanhuijinidailaishashenzhihuo！”
caocaodemuguangzhong，luchuleyiguwufazudangdeshaqi。
“wozaijiniyicijihui。”
“说！清！楚！”