di1zhangdiyiwuhunliyuanba
幽州，涿郡闹市。
“dai！anshuole，zhiyaoyourennengbanqineimopan，jingxiaderousuibianna！”
shuohuazhirenshigeheilianzhuanghan。
名为张飞。
zhangfeishengaobachi，bangdayaoyuan，gebocudegenpangrendedatuiside。
wangneiliyizhan，genheitietameiyouqubie。
tazhangdebaotouhuanyan，pifuyouhei，xiabashangdehuxuhaosigangzhenbangengendaoli，congxiabashangxiangliangcemanyan，yizhizhangdaoleerduogenchu，yiliandexiongxiang。
yibanrengenbenbugankaojintashenzhoushibuzhinei。
julitabuyuanchuyouyikoushuijing，shuijingkoushangyazheyikuaishizhimopan，sanchiduogao，zhijingshaoshuoyeyoubachi。
jiuzheimopandetiji，zenmekanyedeyouwubaijinzhong！
这谁能搬得动？
zhouweiwurenyingda，zhangfeimengdidengdaleyishuanghuanyan，hetonglingdangchabuduodaxiao。
cushengwengqidedasangmen，daiqilepingdiyidaomenlei：“zendi？jiumeiyouyigerenganshangqianma？”
kandaowurenshangqian，zhangfeideshuangyanzhongliuluchuleyisishiwangzhise。
“buru，wolaishishi？”yigelvexianzhinendeshengyin，lanyangyangdepiaolai。
renqunzhongzouchulaileyiweibaiyishaonian。
shaonianmingjiaoliupan，tixinglvexianqingshou，zhangdeyibiaorencai，kannianjidayueshisi、wusuizuoyou。
zuiqitedeshi，tademeiyizhiyanjingli，doushengzheshuangtong！
yimushuangtong，shuangmusitong！
“ni？nalilaidexiaowawa，buyaoshuoxiao！ganjinhuijiaquba。”zhangfeikanleyanqiandeshaonianyiyan，muguangzaitalvexianqingshoudeshenshangsaoguo，huilehuidashoujiuxiangyaoganzouta。
neikuaimopanshitafangshangqude，duineikuaimopandezhongliang，tazaiqingchubuguole。
五百八十三斤！
yincitajuebuxiangxinyanqianzheigeshoushoudeliupan，nengjuqineikuaimopanlai。
“heidahan，nikanbuqisheini？xiaoyewoyaoshijuqilaileni？”liupanmulutiaoxinzhise，yuqizhongjinxianfengmang。
他的底气很足。
liupanshiconghoushichuanyuelaidaozheigeshijiede，tashenshangyouzhebuweirenzhidemimi——《shenjijiehuxitong》。
sannianqianjiazhongchushi，liupanshouchiyifengjiashuqianwangchangshan，bairuleqiangshentongyuanmenxia，gensuitongyuanxiwenyanwu。
jingguosanniandenuli，liupanjindeqiangshentongyuandezhenchuan，hairuyuandekaiqileshenjijiehuxitongzhongdewuhunronghebankuai，chenggongrongheleliyuanbawuhun。
zheishitadediyigewuhun。
liupandangshijiubuzhengqideliuchulehalazi！
李元霸啊！
chuanshuozhongdapengjinchiniaozhuanshi！
shibatiaohaohanpaimingdiyidechaojiniurena！
ronghelediyiwuhunliyuanba，zhijierangliupandewulizhibaozengle30dian，bingqiejihuoledisanjinengtianshengshenli。
xitongzheiyangjieshaotianshengshenli：kechengzhangxingbeidongjineng，chushililiangzengjia800jin；zengfuchengdubansuisuzhudechengzhangerzengzhang。
shenjibangshen，ququyikuaiwubaijindemopansuanshenme？
heilianzhangfeibingbuzhidaoliupandedixi，fandaobeiliupandehuatiaochulehuoqi，baozaodehousheng，zhangxianzhetadutedexingge：
“xiaozi！xiudekouchukuangyan！jinrianbianbahuafangzaizheili，niruoshinengjudeqilai，anshenmedoutingnide！keruoshinijubuqilai，jiuxiaquhejingdideneitouzhuzuobanba！”
naoshizhongdeqifendunshijianbanuzhangqilai。
liupandewaibiaotaijuyouqipianxingle，qingshoudetixing，yingjundemianrong，heputonglaobaixingjiongranbutongdezhuangban......
zenmekandouxiangshiweiyangzunchuyoudegongzige，nengyouduoshaoliqi？
kanrenaoderenqunzhong，zouchuyiweibaifacangcangdelaozhe。
laozhelaidaoliupanshenqianhaoxinquandao：“youlile，laoxiushibendidelizheng。gongziyousuobuzhi，zheiheilianzhangtuhushibendidehaoqiang，lilaijiaohengguanle，shuoyibuer，jibianshilaoxiuyebuganhetazhengzhi。gongzihaishijinkuailiquba。”
lizheng，shidahanchaotingshelidezuijicengdexiaoguan。
shenzhilianguandousuanbushang，guanzhefujindebaihurenkou，hehoushidejuweihuizhurenchabuduo。
laozhemingxianzhidaozhangtuhubuhaore，zheicaizhanchulaihaoyanxiangquan。
juzhuzaifujindeyixieren，yeshifenfenkaikouxiangquan。
zairenmenyanzhong，liupanhezhangtuhuzhijianshilixiangchaxuanshu，ziranburenkandaoliupanshulezhihoubeirengdaojingdiqu。
xiangquanderenqundangzhong，youyirenyinqileliupandezhuyi。
cirenmianbaiwuxu，lianbushuozhang，yishuangerduogewaideyinrenzhuyi，erchuiyouzhangyouchuide，shuangshouziranshouzaishence，wuzhizhangkai，zhichayidiandianjiumodaozijidexigaile，lianshangyongyuandaizheyifubeitianminrendeshense。
大耳贼！
zhangchengzheiyangguifushengongde，hainengyoushei！
xinghaolaizaoleyibua，zheijiahuoguoranshiwukongburu，manyidiudiudehuakongpajiuyaobeidaerzeiqiangxianchushoule！
liupanweishenmehuicongchangshanfengchenpupudeganlaizhuojun？
tayoubushixiandemeishizuohuozhechibaolechengdefahuang，ciciqianlaizhuojun，qishitajiushibenzheheilianzhangtuhulaide！
zheiheilianzhangtuhubushibieren，shi“wanrendi”mengzhangfeia！
tongguoxitongdesaomiao，liupanjuebuhuirencuoren！
luanshijiangzhi，liupanhaizhiwangzheshoufuzhangfeichengweizijidebeizhuni，zenmekenengbazhangfeigongshourangjidaerzei？
kandaoliupanzhigougoudekanzheziji，daerliubeixiangliupanweiweibaoquan：“liubeiliuxuande，zheixiangyoulile。”
xiayishideyongxitongsaomiaoleyixialiubei，liupansuanshijianshidaozheijiahuodeguorenzhichule。
姓名：刘备
年龄：28岁
统御：75
武力：73
智力：74
政治：81
魅力：99
技能1：礼贤下士。
技能2：气运无双。
技能3：逢凶化吉。
jineng4：aosikaxiaojinren。
我勒个去！
gaoda99demeili，zidaisigeteji，meixiangdaoliudaertongxuejingranshiyigewushuangshenjiang！
zheikedadachuhuliupandeyuliaole。
lixianxiashiteji，bangzhuliubeizheigemaicaoxiedejiahuo，shenbianjujiqileyidapinengren；qiyunwushuangdapeifengxionghuaji，shiliubeimeimeizaishengsizhijian，dounengquanshenertuidebaozhang。
zhiyuaosikaxiaojinrenzheigeqipadejineng......dajiadoudongde。
“gongzi......”kandaoliupanfaleng，liubeibaochizhebaoquanxinglidezishiyebuheshi，shouhuiquyebuheshi，bietiduonanshoule。
ranergengrangliubeinanshoude，shiliupanjiexialaideyijuhua：“woshufushuoguo，ergenziruanderendoubushishenmehaowanyi。”
wushiliubeidezhudongxianyinqin，liupanzhijiebatadangzuolekongqi，yueguotadeshenbianxiangzhejingkouneibianzouqu。
ergenziruandebushihaoren？
zaichangderendangzhong，haiyousheinengbiliubeideergenziruan？
taneishuangdaerduodaladalade，doukuaichuidaojianbangshangqule。
liupandehuajiuxiangshiyibadaozi，haobuliuqingde**leliubeidexinkanshang！
yigunuqicongxintoushengtengerqi，liubeidelianyinweifennuerchuxianleyisichaohong。
danyezhishicunzaileyishunjian，zheijiahuojiuhenhaodekongzhizhulezijideqingxu，jiuxiangshishenmeshidoumeifashengyiyang，ziranerrandeshoushouzhandaoleyipang。
beidangzhongdalianhainengtairanziruode，putianzhixiakongpameirennengbideshangliubeile，bukuishihoulianpidedaibiaorenwua。
“heng，nianshaoqingkuang！jirannifeiyaozitaokuchi，woyouhekuzaiquan？liangyannanquangaisidegui，huogainidangzhongchuchou！”liubeipingjingdebiaomianxia，edudefufeizhe。
laidaojingkoupang，liupansixiaofeixiaodekanxiangzhangfei：“dazhangfuyiyanjiuding，kebieshuleburenzhang。”
“zhiyaoninengjudeqilai，nishuozendibianzendi！”zhangfeidengdaleshuangyan，shengruhongzhong，zhidiyousheng。
等的就是你这句话！
liupanshuaileshuaishuangbei，liangzhishoufenbiedazaimopandeliangbian，jiangmopanzhuawen，erhoumengdituqikaisheng，nuhouyisheng：
“起！”
bukesiyideyimuchuxianle。
zhijianneizhongdawubaiduojindemopan，zailiupandeliliangxiajiuxiangqingruwuwudeyecao，xunsutuolilejingkou，ranhouyiluxiangshang，zhijiebeiliupanjuguoletouding！
liyuanbawuhun，naozhewanni？
beidongjinengtianshengshenli，liliangzengjia800jin。
liyuanbawuhun，zuidadezuoyongjiushiwulizhiheliliangdezengfu！
genghekuangzailishishang，liupanbenjiushixiaoyongshanzhanzhiren，liqiziranburuo。
gensuitongyuanxueyizheisannian，tayoucongzuichudenaqiangzhanzhuangkaishi，meitianqinlianbuchuo，lilianggengshidedaolejinyibudedamo。
wubaiduojindezhongliang，liupanhaizhendemeikanzaiyanli。
bamopancongjingkoushangnuokaihejuguotouding，neikewanquanshilianggegainiana。
beizhehebaozhenengshiyibanchenma？
youqishijuqizheikuaidamopande，haishiyigeweijiruoguandeshaonianlang！
renmendexiabadoukuaidiaodaodishangle。
全场皆惊！
zhangfeianxiangjiusuanshita，xiangyaoxiaofangliupanbamopangaojuguoding，yeshixiangdangkunnande，zhishaojuebuhuixiangliupanzheimeqingsong。
meikanrenjialianbuhong，xinbutiao，shashimeiyouma？
咕噜——
fujinxiangqiyidapiantunyankoushuideshengyin，kanxiangliupandeyanshenrutongkandaiguaiwuyiban。
zhei......zhendeshiren？
pabushidapengjinchiniaozhuanshi？xichubawangxiangyuzaishengba？
yaoshuoliansezuinankan，feidaerliubeimoshule。
zheijiahuobenxiangzhehunshuimoyu，xiangbanfabazhangfeilalongguolai，dangtadejinpaidashouni。
xianzaikehao，suoyoudemeimengquanbubeiliupanwuqingdedapole。
刘备的心，稀碎！
咚——
zhongzhongdezadishengchuanlai，dimiandougenzhehuangdongqilai，renmendunshigandaojiaoxiayizhenxufu，yanjinglidejinghaizhisegengnongle。
suishoubamopanrengdaolejiejiaowurenchu，liupanxiangzhangfeigoulegouxiaoshouzhi，wendao：“fulema？”
“hahaha——fu！anfule！”zhangfeibunufanxi，xingfendizouleshanglaiwengshengwengqidedao：：“xiaogetianshengshenli，anshixinfukoufu！”
“jiranfule，niyihoujiugenwohunle！”liupandalieliedeyandao。