第1章

1

“yezhaoqiu,nihaodudexinchang!”linzichenqishixiongxiongdichuangjinlai。

“nijingganjixudayingduanduotaiyao!”linzichennudao。

“huangshangbuyejiwoduanlaiduotaiyaoma?”womantiaosilidifangxiachabei,qiangyaxinzhongdesuanse。

weileta,wojuquanjiazhilicongjianghuruchaotang,zhutadengshanglehuangwei,rujinqueluodedadiaozijihaizidexiachang。

“weihezhonggongdiziweichu,niyaodadiaowodehaizi,baozhutadehaizi?”wozhiwen。

zhonggonglianhuanghoudoumeiyouhelaidizi?zheigeshuofa,heqikexiao!

linzichenyanshenshanshuoleyixia,“niruhenengyuxudayingxiangtibinglun,nizhidaowaimiandedachencanleniduoshaozhezima?”

wodangranzhidao,wufeishiwohuoguoyangmin,buanhaoxin,wofuxionggonggaozhenzhu,cunmoufanzhixin。

dangchu,pengdaozheiyangdezhezi,tadoushidanubohui。

wotaitoukanzheyidoucongshengdelinzichen,naohailizenmeyexiangbuqidangchutaohuashuxia,liangrenhutongxinyishideyangzi。

woturanjuedehaolei,“heliba,linzichen,wofangguoni,niyefangguowo。”

sheizhi,linzichenqueturanbaonu,zhuaiqiwodeshouwan,“zenme,nixianglikai?”

wobeipoyangqishenzi,“wozhixiangbaozhuwodehaizi。”

linzichenlengxiaoyisheng,baworenglehuiqu,“wogaosuni,xiangdoubiexiang。”

“huangshangxiaoxiaoqi,qihuaileshentikebuhao。”jiaomeideshengyincongmenwaichuanlai。

xudayingmaizhemaobu,zoudaolinzichenpangbiandashangletadejianbang。

linzichenmianseshunjianrouhexuduo,tafuzhuxudaying,“nizenmepaochulaile,nixianzaihuaiyoushenyun,wanshiduojiaxiaoxin。”

wolengyanqiaozhe,cengjingwomenyeyouguoyigehaizi,tabizheihaiyaoxiaoxin。

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dangshitamanxinhuanxi,shenmeshidouyaoqinliqinwei,shenzhiquxuelexiuyi,qinshouweihaizixiududou。

haizichuyiwaishi,tabiwohaiyaoshangxin,zuanzhewodeshou,fahendao,tayidinghuirangneixierenchangming。

xianzaini?taquexiangqinshoulejiehaizidexingming。

“jiejieyouhekuweinanwo,dajiatongyangjiangweirenmu,jiejiegaimingbaimeimeidexinqing。”

xudayingpeilinzichenlangqingqieyileyihui,leiyanwangwangdizoudaowodemianqian,

“qiancuowancuodoushiwodecuo,qiujiejiebuyaoduihaizixiashou。”

“yigexiaoxiaodedayingyeganzheimegenwoshuohua?jiranniyuanyiqiuqing,neijiujixuguizheba。”womeilita。

“yezhao,nihaofangsi!”linzichendenglewoyiyanfuqiguizaidishangdexudaying。

“wohuizaimingrenjinisongyiwanguolai。”linzouqian,linzichendao。

“womencengjingyouyigehaizi,nihaijidema?”

tiqineigehaizi,shouzhijiutengdefazhan,linzichengangdengjibudaoyinian,genjibuwen。

woyouleshenyun,jinguanwomenhenxiaoxin,quehaishibuxingbeihai。

dangchushiwomenmeinenglibaozhuta,nandaoxianzaiyebaobuzhuma?

xianranlinzichenyexiangqilaile,zhishidishengdao,“nihainianqing,dadiaozheigehaizi,yihouhuiyoude。”

xudayingqiaozhebuduijing,ganmangzoule。

“xianzaishijibudui,zaidengdenghaoma?”linzichennandehaopiqidao。

“ruowofeiyaoliuxiazheigehaizini?”wozuanjinquantou。

“neiwobujieyiyongyixieteshushouduanrangniduodiaozheigehaizi。”linzichendao,“biebiwo,zhiqiu。”

“neiwoyebujieyiyongyixieteshushouduanbaozhuzheigehaizi。”wobuganshiruo。

zheishiwodehaizi,wodexuerou,qinengranglinzichenduhai。

3

我们不欢而散。

linzichentingdonglewodehuawaiyin,taruguobubujinbi,wobujieyiyongwodefuxiongweixieta。

weixieyouxiao,linzichenguorananwenleyiduanshiri,meizaitiduotaiyaodeshi。

“cuier,nikuaijilinfudixiaoxi,rangfuxiongzaozuofangfan。”wodao。

bishangyanjing,xiriduotaishidechangjinglilizaimu。

dangchumeiyoubaohuhaodiyigehaizi,xianzaizheigehaizipinlemingwoyeyaobaozhu。

“niangniang?niangniang!”cuierzaipangbianjiaojidihuhuan。

“怎么了?”我道。

“gangcaiwotingdaoniangniangmengyan。”cuierhongzheyanguizaiwodechuangbian。

woyishunjianjiuchajuedaolebuduijing,zheiyatoufengfenghuohuode,nengbuzaiwoyanqiandiaoyanleijiubudiaoyanlei,xianzaiquehongzheyankuang,sisidiyaozhexiazuichun。

konghuangchaowoxilai,“zenmele,cuier,fashengleshenme?”

cuiersongkaichuxuedexiachun,pudaowodechuangqian,“niangniang!niangniang!jiangjunfumeile!”(ruweidian)

“nishuoshenme?”zuanxindetengtong,rangwoyanqianyizhenzhenfahei,zhandouzheshengyin,“nishuojiangjunfumeile?”

wosisidijiuzhuchuanglian,zheiyangcainengburangzijidiexialai。

“woyaoqukankan,nidingshizaiyunongbengong,wodingyaohenhendichengfani。”

“niangniang,ninhuaizheshenyun,bunengqua。”cuierbaozhuwodetui,“jiangjunfumeilehaojirile,yijingmeiyouyiyile,ninshentiyaojina。”

“bunengqua,niangniang。”

wojijingzhengbukai,tuolidiguizaidishang,“meile,haojiri?”

“hahahahahahahaha,meilehaojiri?meilehaojiriwocaizhidao?”

“我竟是才知道?”

4

yejiushishuo,wolianfuxiongdezuihouyimiandoumeiyoujiandao?

kudejihuhunjue,cuieraobuguowo,fuzheyishensuyidewochulegong,macheyaoyaohuanghuang,dilaidaolepobaidejiangjunfu。

jiangjunfudepaibianbeipichengliangban,rengzaiyipang,jinmenmenchuangzaifengdechuidongxiazhigazhigadixiangzhe,mentingzhongbuzhizaifenshaoxieshenme。

“amei?”huanghujian,haoxiangtingdaoyourenhuanwo,huitou,zhengshiaxiongxiaoyingyingdinazhechaizizhanzaimenqian。

“ameiyoupiaolianglebushao。zanzheifazanzhengheshi。”

“ameilaile,xiaodezhengtianniantaonini,shuodengguguhuilaidaitaqufangfengzheng。”saosaozhanzaipangbian。

“chouyatou,shedehuilaile?”canglaodeshengyindaizhechongni。

“gugu!”yigexiaopangdun,yingmianpaolai,woshenshouqujie,taquexiangyizhenfengside,chuanleguoqu。

zaitaitou,zhiyouxiaoxiaodefengsheng,pangbiandedongxibeishaodepilipilipalade。

“xiaocui,zhiqian,wogenaxionghaishuo,dengxiaodezhangdale,wojiujiaotaqishe。”

“saosaoshuo,kuaidongtianle,yaojiwoganzhidongyi,zijizuodecainuanhe。”

“adieshuobuyaorangwogenyiqianyiyangfeng。”

zhuantou,yijiarenqilerongrongshouqianshou,manmanchaowoyuanqu。

biediuxiawoyigeren,woshuangtuifaruan,zenmeyegenbushangtamen。

liangqiangdizoudaozhengting,buxiaoxintidaodishangdeyikuaiyupei,shangmiandekedehuawenzhengshiwoshuxide。

neishiwoaxiongsongwodejidili!

haiyoushenmebumingbaide,linzichenyongwodeyupei,weixiewodejiaren!

wojinjinzuanzhuyupei,zhidaoshouxindidadidadiwangwaidixue,“shenmezuiming。”

“tanwu,goujiejianxie,yitu……moufan。”xiaocuifuzhewo。

“hahahahaahahaha。”woxiaochuleyanlei,“tanwu?goujiejianxie?yitumoufan?”

wodiankuangdeyangzihedaolexiaocui,takuzheguixia,“xiaojie,ninyaobaozhushentiya。”

woyibiyan,quanshiaxiong,saosao,fuqindeyinrong,rangwozenmebaozhushenti?

quandoushiwodecuo,quandoushiwodecuo,weishenme?weishenmewoyaoyongfuxiongweixielinzichen,wozhidaode,womingmingzhidaotazaoyoujidan。

我还……

“weishenme?weishenmea!”wosichezhetoufa。

weishenme?weishenmewoyaoyiyiguxingdirugong,weishenmewoyaoxihuanlinzichen,ruoshimeiyouxihuanta,womenyijiarenhaizaijianghukuaihuo,zenmehuiluodemanmenchaozhandexiachang?

“xiaocui,xiaocui,”wohuluandimosuozhe。

“nubizai,xiaojie,nubizai。”xiaocuibawoyongruhuaili,“nubihuipeizheninde。”

wofangshengdaku,“xiaocui,womeiyoujiale,xiaocui!tamenbuyaowole。”

houlongyongshangyigutiexiuwei,wadeyisheng,tuleyidixianxue。

wohouhuile,wozhendehouhuile,wozhidaowocuole。

5

womeiganwendangridexijie,woshizhongbujieshoufuxiongliwoyuanqudeshishi。

huilaihou,zhengrihunhuneede,bizhezijichifan,wodeduzilihaiyouyigehaizi,woyaozhaoguhaota。

dayueshineitianwodeyangzihedaolecongmangganlaidelinzichen,tabaozhewo,chengnuo,“woliuxiazheigehaizi。”

“wotongyiliuxiazheigehaizi!”

“nifangwozouba,nifangguowoba。”woleiyanposuoqiuta。