第6章 发疯

liuyimanyourumeitingdaoyiyang,yonglidechaozijideshoushanghualejidao,“pingshenme?shenqingyan,weishenmenihuizheimehenxin!woyeshigeren,woyehuitonga,niweishenmekeyizuodaozheimejueqing,chenchenshinidehaizia!”

shenqingyanchongleguolai,likejiangtashouzhongdedaoduozou,anzaichuangshang,“nimenganjinguolaibaozha!”

liuyimanpinlemingdezhengzha,jueqiangdekanzheshenqingyan,“wojiushiyaojiangxueyeliugan,yejuebuliuyidijiliuyiyi!”

“liuyiman,niyaoshisile,wojiusongnimaxiaqupeinizuoban,rangnimentuanyuan!”

zheijiushitaaidenanrena!

shaletadehaizihaibugou,xianzaijingranyoujiangmozhuashendaoletamuqinshenshang。

“shenqingyan,nijiushigemogui,woweishenmeyaoxihuanshangnia!”

“liuyiman,nizuihaobiesi,buran,woshenqingyanshuohuasuanhua!”

“啊—”

liuyimanyongjintazuihoudeliqisihong,quewulizhengtuochuzheigeaidelaolong

“妈!我怀孕了!”

“huaiyunlebuzhenghao,bushijiuyaojiehunlema?”liumumeizizidekanzhezijixinzuodezhijia。

“kehaizibushiqingyande!”

liumulianseshunjiandabian,“nizheigesiyatou,bushishuolebuyaozaizaiwaimianluanwanle,haibushouxin!”

“ma!wozhidaole,zheizhishigeyiwaima,wobaozhengxiacibuzheiyangle。”liuyiyisajiaodao,“nizheicikezhenyaojiujiuwo,yaoshirangqingyanzhidaowobeizhetahebiedenanrenluangao,buzhishiwo,nideronghuafuguiyedouquanmeile。”

“ni……zhennanimeibanfa!”liumuqijibaihuai,chaotazhaolezhaoshou,“lai,fuerguolai。”

liumucoujintadeerduo,xiaoshengdeduizhetashuozhezijidejihua。

“ma,haishinilihai,zheiyangkeyiyijiansandiao。”liuyiyijingxibuyi,zheixiatakeyoujiule。

liumumanliandeyi,“yebukannimawoshishenmeren,yigenengrangzhengshideliufurendoulunweixiaosanderen。”

congyiyuanhuilaihou,liuyimanjiubeiguanzaileshenjiadedinglou。

shizhongganghaozhixianglewanshang6dian,“dong—”deyisheng,rangtashunjianhuiguoshenlai,tadebaobaoele,daoleyaoweinaideshihoule。

tazoudaochuangbian,jiangchuangshangdezhentouxiaoxinyiyidebaoqilai,xianweitahewannai,ranhouzaihongtashuijue,“baobaoguai!mamadechenchenguai,mamaweinichangge,niguaiguaishuijue,yishanyishanliangjingjing,mantiandoushixiaoxingxing”

qianmameitiandouhuianshishanglaiweiliuyimansongfan,kanzhetiantianjiangyigezhentoubaozaihuailidangzuoxiaoshaoyedeshaonainai,tazhinengmomodetanxi。

gangkaishitahaihuishangquqiang,gaosushaonainaizheibushitadehaizi,dankandaoshaonainaineifudiankuangdeyaomingdeyangzi,zenmeyeburenxinzaishuoshihua。

suoyouderendoushuoliuyimanfengle,qianmaquezhijuedezheiyangyehao,jiurangshaonainaihuozaizijideshijieli,buhuizhidaojintianshenshaoyeyaohezijidemeimeidinghunle,zheiyangyehao!

erqianmazouhou,liuyimanjiujiedaoleyigedianhua。

是柳依依打来的。

“liuyiman,tingshuonifengle?hahaha,zheikezhenshibucouqiao,wohaizhunbeibanihaizideshitihaijinini,jirannibuyaodehua,neiwojiujiangtadeshitijiepoukailai,nishuowoshiweigouhao,haishijuanjixuexiaozuogongxianhao?”

liuyimanxintouyijing,limaxialelou。

erdengtadaolelouxia,tacaifaxianjinwandeshenzhaihaoxiangtebiederenao,denghuotongliang,renlairenwang。

“jintianshenshaoyeheliuxiaojiededinghundianlizhendelailehaoduoren。”

“neishidangran,yebukankanwomenshenshaoyedemianziyouduoda。”

“kewotingshuowomenshenzhaidedinglouhaiguanlegefengzi。”

“xiaoxindian,buyaoluanshuohua。”