第一章 你们会死

jingqudongbianyinaoshi,tianqiaodixia,changyousuanmingdebaitan。

zhishijintianhewangchangyouxiebuyiyang,jingranyougenianqingxiaoguniang。

xiaoguniangkanqilaibuguoershizuoyoudenianji,jingjingdizuozaiyizhangpojiudemuzhuoqian,zhuoshangpuzhezhangfanhuangdexuanzhi,shangmianyongmosexiezhe“suanming”erzi。

tanzijianlou,liangebaguaguijiatongqiandoumeiyou。

yongzhoubiantongxingdehualaishuo,henbuzhuanye。

yinliyintingzhezhouweitanzhudejiaotoujieer,meiyoushengqi。

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buguo,yigeshangwuguoqule,zhoubianqitatanzhudoukaizhangle,jiutawurenwenjin。

“ai,zhuanqianhaonan。”yinliyintankouqi。

kaodejindetanzhushoushougaogaode,chuanzhezhangshan,lianshangtiezhebazihuxu,haoqilaiwen:“xiaoguniang,nizheinianjikanzhegaozhonggangbiyeba,jiubunianshule?”

yinliyinhuidao:“daxuegangbiye。”

bazihutanzhulengleyixia:“huo!haishigedaxueshengya,zenmexiangdaodaozheilaibaitan,nibamabushuoshazi?”

“xiaoshihoubaocuole,gangzhaodaobama。”

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tianqiaodixiajianguotaiduokuzhule,xiaoguniangzheishenshi,yesuanbushangzuiqican。

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shenshanlaolinlisuiranrenshao,danshitagaishangxuejiushangxue,gaiwanjiuwan,shangshanxiahe,pashuzhuoniao,tongnianguodehenbucuo。

fandaoshirujinbeirenhuilexunjia。

她日子过得可苦了。

zhengzheimexiangzhe,yizhenxuannaoshengdapoleningjing。

taitouwangqu,jiujiandaoyigedabandehuazhizhaozhandenvhaidaizhehaojigeshexiangshihezhuli,qishixiongxiongdizouleguolai。

yinliyinzuoweizhenqianjinbeirenhuixunjia。

kexunjiaduiwaizhichengdangnianshiyiluanshuangbaotai,zoudiuleyige。

yincimeirenzhidaozaixunjiadaileshijiniandexunshihanshijiaqianjin。

包括其朋友。

xuxingyuejiushixunshihandehaoyou。

tashigerenqibuxiaodewanghong。

kaozhebajiexunshihanjinrudaohaomenquanzi。

dezhiyinliyinshicongshangoulibeirenhuilai,hexunshihandeguanxihaibuhao,tajiuzhidaoyaozenmezhanduile。

tazhenghaozaicanjiayigezhenrenxiuzongyi,quanchengzhibo,houqidangranyeyoujingjianban。

kantaburangyinliyinzaiquanguorenminmianqiandiuren。

zheimexiangzhe,xuxingyuelingzhesheyingshiguyizoudaoleyinliyindetanweiqianfang。

zuilihaizainianzhe:“wotingpengyoushuoguo,zheitianqiaodixiakezanglongwohuzheni。jiemuzurangzhaodexiansuo,zheiliyidinghuiyou。”

dengzoujinle,xuxingyuejiaobuyidun,yangzhuangjingya:“yi?zenmehaiyougexiaoguniang……”

zhibojingtoulideguanzhongyuanbenhaizaixixihaha,kandaozheiyizhankai,lianmangxunwen。

【zheitaimingxianle,jiemuzuanpaideba!】

【jiushi,zenmehuiyouzheimenianqingxiaonvhaichulaibaitansuanminga,erqietanzishangmianshenmedoumeiyou,taijiale!】

xuxingyuexinxiayixiang,neitajiuzhuangzuojuedeshijiemuzuanpai,suoyiguyirangyinliyinsuanming。

dengtasuanbuchulai,zairangguanzhongdezhiyinliyinbushijiemuzude,zhidaoyinliyinshigepianzi。

dengtaxialejiemu,zaimaishuijunpuguangyinliyindeshenfen。

jixunjiamohei,xunjiajueduihuiyaneta。

xuxingyuehenmanyi,tajinenghuoderesou,hainengbangxunshihanchuqi。

takanyiyandanmu,xiaodao:“wokanyeshijiemuzuanpaide,zheiyidingshixiansuo。”

zheibiandeyinliyinquehuidadehengancui:“wobushijiemuzuanpaide,wozaizheilibaitan,suanming,wushikuaiqianyigua。”

yinliyinmeijuedeyoushenmeyaozheyande。

yanqianrenqueshibuhuaihaoyi,danshigaizhengdeqiantahaishiyaozhengde。

xuxingyuemeixiangdaoduifangzheimegancuidechengren,dantakebuhuifangguoduifang。

tabaishoujiazhuangbuxin:“xingxingxing,nibushijiemuzuanpaide,neinijiwosuansuan,zheikuaishitoushenmelailia?”

tasuishoutaochuyikuaishitoufangzaiyinliyindezhuozishang。

yinliyindiantou,qingqingfumoneikuaishitou,zhijiandonglejici,henkuaijiuhuidao:“xibeifang,shanjiaoxia。”

youdezhibojianguanzhongdouyouxiejingya。

neikuaishitouqueshishixuxingyueyigexiaoshiqiancongxibeifangxiangdeyizuoshanjiaoxiajianlaide。

tashuozheishitouyoudianxiangxinxinghaokan,jiujianzhele。

danyeyourenbuxin:【zheinvdeganggangjueduikanzhibole。】

【shide,zheitaijiandanle!yueyue,wengenande!】

xuxingyuexiaoma:“jiemuzuwanzheiyichushiba,neiwokejiuyaorenzhenweinangongzuorenyuanle。”

xuxingyueshuoyaozaisuanyigehennandewenti,keyinliyinqueshuo:“yirenyitianzhinengyigua,nideyijingjieshule。wushiyuan,xiexie。”

xuxingyuezhoumei,jiukandaodanmulipiaoguoyiju:【zheihaibujiandan,rangtajizhibojiandeguanzhongsuan。】

【yueyuejifuqian,hahayueyuecaidaqicu!】

对啊!

xuxingyuejiuwenle,yinliyindiantou:“keyi。”

yinliyinfanchuzhuozidixiadeerweima:“yigongyibai。”

xuxingyuexinlidouzaifanbaiyanle。

bukuishishangoulichulaidetuyatou。

jiusuanchenglexunjiaqianjin,yanpiziyehaizheimeqian。

tamianshangxiaoyinyindesaolemafuleqian,caikanxiangdanmu:“neijiuzuogechoujiangchouyigezaixianguanzhongba,yaocanjiadedianjichoujianganniu。”

jiemuzuderendangranzhidaoyinliyinbushizijiren,danzheibufangaizhiboredu。

suoyihenkuainonglegechoujiangguazaizhibojian。

抽奖结果出来了。

shiyigenichengjiao“xiaoyao”deyonghu。

tabaolezijideshengchenbazi,yaoyinliyinsuanzijideweizhi。

yinliyinzoudaozhibodeshoujiqianmian,kanlekanneigeyonghudeid。

zaiguanzhongyanli,jiushizhei“gongzuorenyuan”lianduidaolejingtouqianmian。

【e~jinkan**jiedepifuhaohao,genghaokanle。】

【美颜罢了。】

【gangcaibierenkuaxuxingyuedeshihou,tahaiteyishuolejujingtoumeikairenhemeiyantexiaoni,wokanzhei**jiepifujiushishuiling。】

yinliyinmeizhuyidaozheixiedanmu,zhiyibianwangtanzineihuizou,yibianqiazhisuan,turan,talianseyibian,jiaojianyidun。

zhuanshen,tamianrongyansudekanxiangjingtou,shengyinlingli:“xiaoyao,nizaigongjiaochezhanduima?henidepengyouyiqi,likelikaineili,zhishaosanmikaiwai,fouzenimenhuiside。”

jiaozuo“xiaoyao”deyonghuzhenmingyeyougeyaozi,zhengzaihewuliugepengyouyiqi,zaizhantaichuzuozhedenggongjiao。

tingdaozhibojianlidehuahaiyileng。

tazenmezhidaozijishizaizhantai,haihepengyouyiqi?

pangbiandeguimikandaoxiaoyaozaizhibojianbeichouzhongle,zaozaojiukaishipaishipin。

tingdaozhibojianlidehua,tayezaiyihuo:“yi?zhendejiadezheimezhun?”

zhibojianli,yinliyinhaizaiyilianrenzhendejinggao:“kuaimeishijianle,likelikai。”

xiaoyaohetadeguimiduikanyixia,youkankanqitajigepengyou:“yaozouma?”

zuishangzheimeshuozhe,xiaoyaoxinlitoujuedexiehu,yijingzhanqilailikaizhantai。

guimiweilepaishipinyegenzaitashenbian。

guimixiangdeshizheishipinyidingnenghuo,buguanduifanghoumianshuodezhunbuzhun,douyouhuatidu。

qitajigepengyouhaizuozaizhantaiyuanyuankanzheliangren,zuilidashengxiaoma:“nimenhaizhenxinle?neinvdemingxianjiemuzuanpaidema!”

lingyigeyegenzhejiehua:“paoneimeyuandoushaidaotaiyangla,yaoheila!”

“haha,tazhishimengduile,danniliangshizhendesha。”

zuihouyigerenhuayingangluo,jiutingdaoyishengjianruidejichasheng。

suizhierlaidejiushipengzhuangsheng,chetainianyaroukuaidepujishengyin。

xiaoyaodeyanqianyipianxuehong,erbianshiguimidejianjiaosheng:“a!!!”